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[ar:Straight No Chaser]
[al:Under the Influence: Holiday Edition]
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[00:00.000]Nutcracker - Straight No Chaser
[00:01.790]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
[00:01.790]Hooray it's Christmas time
[00:04.760]圣诞节到了，欢呼吧
[00:04.760]But there's one lousy tradition
[00:09.670]但有个糟糕的传统
[00:09.670]There's a certain show that you will see
[00:11.880]你会看到一场特定的演出
[00:11.880]That is all and many would agree
[00:14.640]大家都认为仅此而已
[00:14.640]It is time to find another show
[00:17.070]是时候找另一场演出来替代了
[00:17.070]To substitute for the Nutcracker
[00:22.390]代替《胡桃夹子》
[00:22.390]I'm watching the game but something's wrong
[00:25.900]我正在看比赛，但有些不对劲
[00:25.900]Staring is my wife her face looks long
[00:29.490]我妻子凝视着我，脸色阴沉
[00:29.490]I know that look it must be me
[00:31.430]我知道那表情，肯定是因为我
[00:31.430]It's not our anniversary
[00:32.640]今天不是我们的纪念日
[00:32.640]I shrug no clue
[00:34.020]我耸耸肩，毫无头绪
[00:34.020]What did I do
[00:35.060]我做了什么
[00:35.060]She stands in disbelief
[00:36.350]她站在那里，难以置信
[00:36.350]What
[00:36.810]什么
[00:36.810]This holiday scene brings no laughter
[00:40.490]这节日场景无法带来欢笑
[00:40.490]Forced going to see the Nutcracker
[00:44.000]被迫去看《胡桃夹子》
[00:44.000]I try to block it from my mind
[00:45.810]我试图将它从脑海中抹去
[00:45.810]Think fast what reason can I find
[00:47.670]快想，我能找到什么借口
[00:47.670]Got work to do I'll fake the flu
[00:49.450]有工作要做，我假装得了流感
[00:49.450]No chance I'm done I'm screwed
[00:50.810]没机会了，我完了，我完蛋了
[00:50.810]I've seen the Nutcracker 20 times
[00:54.850]我已经看过《胡桃夹子》20次了
[00:54.850]Sure it is fun if you are four
[00:57.610]当然，如果你四岁，那会很有趣
[00:57.610]But don't call me a scrooge 'cause it's a bore
[01:02.010]但别叫我吝啬鬼，因为这实在无聊
[01:02.010]The story's dated and that
[01:03.320]故事老套，毫无新意
[01:03.320]Masking thing freaks me out
[01:05.680]那些面具让我感到不适
[01:05.680]Well guess I'm a guy what can I say
[01:09.600]好吧，我就是个普通男人，我能说什么
[01:09.600]I'd rather watch football than ballet
[01:13.100]我宁愿看足球也不愿看芭蕾
[01:13.100]I tried my hardest not to groan
[01:14.970]我尽力不发出抱怨
[01:14.970]And pulled the score up on my phone
[01:16.780]偷偷在手机上查看比分
[01:16.780]As I complained it's not the same
[01:18.610]我抱怨着，这完全不一样
[01:18.610]We're rushing out the door
[01:20.400]我们匆匆出门
[01:20.400]All holiday shoppers on the road
[01:24.230]路上满是节日购物者
[01:24.230]My holiday spirit might explode
[01:27.729]我的节日情绪可能要爆发
[01:27.729]Of course there is no place to park
[01:29.719]当然，没有停车的地方
[01:29.719]We're late the theatres in the dark
[01:31.339]我们迟到了，剧院里一片漆黑
[01:31.339]In no small feat we find the seat
[01:33.179]费了不小的劲，我们找到了座位
[01:33.179]The shows about to start
[01:34.239]演出即将开始
[01:34.239]Here's that song from Tetris
[01:42.479]那是《俄罗斯方块》的歌曲
[01:42.479]And I know it's the part
[01:44.529]我知道这是那个部分
[01:44.529]When I fight not to fall asleep
[01:46.489]当我努力不让自己睡着
[01:46.489]March the wooden
[01:49.309]木偶士兵们
[01:49.309]Soldiers bunch of mice
[01:51.699]和一群老鼠
[01:51.699]Start the fight land of sweets
[01:53.669]开始战斗 糖果王国
[01:53.669]Man this stuff's trippy
[01:56.449]天啊 这些东西真让人迷惑
[01:56.449]By the way this story makes no sense
[01:59.999]顺便说一句 这个故事毫无意义
[01:59.999]Still don't know what
[02:01.449]我还是不明白
[02:01.449]It means after all these years
[02:04.059]经过这么多年，依然如此
[02:04.059]So confusing feel like snoozing
[02:08.679]如此令人困惑，昏昏欲睡
[02:08.679]Eyes are heavy as I start to dream
[02:14.138]眼皮沉重，我开始进入梦乡
[02:14.138]Bolt wide awake must've fallen asleep
[02:15.288]猛然惊醒，一定是睡着了
[02:15.288]Guess I didn't snore or make a peep
[02:17.288]大概我没有打鼾或发出声响
[02:17.288]'Cause my wife had no clue I had been out cold
[02:20.038]因为妻子完全没发现我早已沉睡
[02:20.038]It's the finale coming up
[02:20.998]演出即将迎来尾声
[02:20.998]'Cause there is no beer left in my cup
[02:22.958]因为我的杯中已无啤酒
[02:22.958]To make it through I'll need another drink
[02:24.798]为了熬过去，我需要再来一杯
[02:24.798]Snuck out to the lobby oh look I found a TV
[02:28.898]偷偷溜到大厅，哦，我找到了一台电视
[02:28.898]I forgot the game was happening
[02:31.688]我忘了比赛正在进行
[02:31.688]It's down to the wire time will soon expire
[02:34.918]比赛到了关键时刻，时间即将耗尽
[02:34.918]Down by one this kick would win it
[02:37.578]落后一分，这一脚射门能赢
[02:37.578]Hut hut The ball snagged – oh no
[02:39.858]预备，预备，球被截住了——哦不
[02:39.858]The kick's bad right right
[02:41.398]射门失误，偏了，偏了
[02:41.398]No We lost
[02:42.088]不 我们输了
[02:42.088]No How could this night get any worse
[02:43.818]不 今晚还能更糟吗
[02:43.818]Now I'm feeling all depressed
[02:45.028]现在我感到无比沮丧
[02:45.028]But I still have to act impressed
[02:46.948]但我还得装出欣赏的样子
[02:46.948]A pirouette oh wow that's great
[02:48.548]一个旋转 哦 真棒
[02:48.548]A six year old could do that too
[02:50.268]六岁小孩也能做到
[02:50.268]So my team lose at the bar
[02:51.638]我的球队在酒吧输了
[02:51.638]Now dancing dudes in leotards
[02:52.838]现在是一群穿着紧身衣的舞者
[02:52.838]Last Nutcracker hopefully
[02:55.768]希望这是最后一次看《胡桃夹子》
[02:55.768]But my wife's thinking differently
[02:58.508]但我的妻子却有不同的想法
[02:58.508]She leans in closely whispers softly
[03:01.448]她靠近我 轻声低语
[03:01.448]Can't wait for you to take me next year
[03:04.868]已经等不及明年你再带我来看了
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