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[ti:The Gift of the Magi 2: Return]
[ar:Andrew Jackson Jihad]
[al:Knife Man]
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[00:00.000]The Gift of the Magi 2: Return - Andrew Jackson Jihad
[00:09.878]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
[00:09.878]I used to be a dead guy
[00:12.040]我曾是个已死之人
[00:12.040]Now I'm a f**king Jedi
[00:13.883]如今我成了绝地武士
[00:13.883]And I've got lots of news for you and
[00:16.314]我有很多消息要告诉你
[00:16.314]I've got a long list of things to do
[00:18.440]我还有一长串的事情要做
[00:18.440]I used to dwell in the present
[00:20.874]我曾沉溺于当下
[00:20.874]I used to be so hesitant
[00:22.584]我曾如此犹豫不决
[00:22.584]But now I've got my whole life
[00:24.347]但现在我拥有了整个人生
[00:24.347]To live and I've got all my love to give
[00:27.438]去生活，去付出我所有的爱
[00:27.438]To all you f**kers that I hate
[00:32.485]致所有我憎恨的你们
[00:32.485]Like the gift of the Magi
[00:34.686]如同东方三贤的礼物
[00:34.686]Like the gift of the Magi
[00:36.427]如同东方三贤的礼物
[00:36.427]You sold your soul to buy some tear
[00:38.571]你出卖灵魂只为换取泪水
[00:38.571]I sold my soul to grow a dark
[00:41.441]我出卖灵魂只为滋养黑暗
[00:41.441]We got to get them in van
[00:43.783]我们必须将他们带上车
[00:43.783]But what if he resists
[00:45.501]但如果他反抗怎么办
[00:45.501]Just kick him in the back of the f**king head
[00:47.916]狠狠地踢向他的后脑勺
[00:47.916]And put him in the back of the f**king van
[00:50.759]然后把他扔进那该死的车里
[00:50.759]It's a miracle of science
[00:52.948]这是科学的奇迹
[00:52.948]A list of betrayal and violence
[00:54.548]背叛与暴力的清单
[00:54.548]And it lives inside us all
[00:56.960]它存在于我们每个人心中
[00:56.960]And it lives inside her heart
[00:59.040]它也存在于她的心里
[00:59.040]Just like a stupid
[01:01.775]就像个愚蠢的
[01:01.775]F**king
[01:02.615]该死的
[01:02.615]Tapeworm
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[01:04.199]Who can we blame
[01:13.744]我们该怪谁呢
[01:13.744]The husband divorced his wife after she cut her hair
[01:17.410]丈夫在妻子剪短头发后与她离婚
[01:17.410]Because she was way less f**kable
[01:20.106]因为她不再那么迷人
[01:20.106]And that's just unforgivable
[01:23.001]这简直不可原谅
[01:23.001]He moved into a condo
[01:25.046]他搬进了公寓
[01:25.046]He hung out by the pool
[01:26.815]在泳池边闲逛
[01:26.815]But he never wore a bathing suit
[01:29.239]但他从不穿泳衣
[01:29.239]He just wanted to scope out the talent
[01:31.780]他只是想看看那些才华
[01:31.780]If God doesn't like ugly
[01:34.061]如果上帝不喜欢丑陋
[01:34.061]Then God doesn't like anybody
[01:36.226]那么上帝不喜欢任何人
[01:36.226]So f**k God anyway
[01:38.570]所以去他的上帝吧
[01:38.570]God is obsolete
[01:40.586]上帝已经过时了
[01:40.586]Oh my God thinks my jokes are funny
[01:45.290]哦，我的上帝觉得我的笑话很有趣
[01:45.290]There's no one to blame
[01:50.563]没有人可以责怪
[01:50.563]People are just f**king mean
[01:54.200]人们真是*的刻薄
[01:54.200]Just as
[01:55.149]正如
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