[02:55.00]What Can You Do with a General - Bing Crosby
[02:55.00]When the war was over
[02:55.00]There were jobs galore
[02:55.00]For the GI Josephs who were in the war
[02:55.00]But for generals things were not so grand
[02:55.00]And it isn't hard to understand
[02:55.00]What can you do with a general
[02:55.00]When he stops being a general
[02:55.00]Oh what can you do with a general who retires
[02:55.00]Who's got a job for a general
[02:55.00]When he stops being a general
[02:55.00]They all get a job but a general no one hires
[02:55.00]He walks into an office
[02:55.00]In answer to an end
[02:55.00]He'll take this job's offer
[02:55.00]The paying is not too bad
[02:55.00]They excuse last precision
[02:55.00]And he answers with the pouch
[02:55.00]I was the general
[02:55.00]And they asking me to lunch
[02:55.00]Men they has to meet the mall
[02:55.00]But he doesn't get the job
[02:55.00]Nobody thinks of assigning him
[02:55.00]When they stop wining and dining him
[02:55.00]It seems this country never has enjoyed
[02:55.00]So many one and two and three and four star generals
[02:55.00]Unemployed
[02:55.00]They fill his chest with medals
[02:55.00]While he's across the foam
[02:55.00]And they spread the crimson carpet
[02:55.00]When he comes marching home
[02:55.00]The next day someone hollers
[02:55.00]When he comes into view
[02:55.00]Here comes the general
[02:55.00]And they all say general who
[02:55.00]They're delighted that he came
[02:55.00]But they can't recall his name
[02:55.00]Somehow it's not understand enough they think
[02:55.00]No job could be good enough
[02:55.00]That's why this country never has enjoyed
[02:55.00]So many one and two and three and four star generals
[02:55.00]Unemployed