[05:13.00]Steve McQueen
[05:13.00]Steve McQueen
[05:13.00]When I was a little boy
[05:13.00]I wanted to grow up to be
[05:13.00]Steve McQueen
[05:13.00]Steve McQueen
[05:13.00]The coolest doggone motherscratcher on the silver screen
[05:13.00]I'd drive real fast everywhere no one would ever catch me
[05:13.00]And I'd kick your a*s if you pissed me off so be careful what you ask me
[05:13.00]And I'd never have an empty bottle or an empty bed
[05:13.00]And as cool as
[05:13.00]Paul Newman is
[05:13.00]I bet Steve could whup his head
[05:13.00]Steve McQueen
[05:13.00]Bullet was my favorite movie that
[05:13.00]I'd ever seen
[05:13.00]I totaled my go-cart trying to imitate that chase scene
[05:13.00]That Duster had six hubcaps know what
[05:13.00]I mean And
[05:13.00]I love the way they all flew off when it landed in that ravine
[05:13.00]Steve McQueen
[05:13.00]I really loved
[05:13.00]The Getaway back when
[05:13.00]I was eight
[05:13.00]That p***y
[05:13.00]Alec Baldwin sucked in the remake
[05:13.00]And speaking of p***y
[05:13.00]I guess Steve got it all
[05:13.00]He f**ked
[05:13.00]Faye Dunaway and he f**ked
[05:13.00]Ali McGraw
[05:13.00]Steve McQueen
[05:13.00]Steve McQueen
[05:13.00]When I was a little boy
[05:13.00]I wanted to grow up to be
[05:13.00]Steve McQueen
[05:13.00]Steve McQueen
[05:13.00]The coolest godd**n mothef**ker on the silver screen (yee-haw) [suddenly the scene turns slow and somber as a campfire harp plays in the background]
[05:13.00]I went to see
[05:13.00]The Hunter on my first date
[05:13.00]The Hunter was the last movie
[05:13.00]Steve McQueen lived to make
[05:13.00]They took my drivers license when
[05:13.00]I was just sixteen
[05:13.00]The year Mesothelioma killed
[05:13.00]Steve McQueen