[00:00.00]Makin’ Whoopee - Amanda Palmer
[00:57.23]Another pride
[01:06.28]Another tune
[01:09.34]Another sunny honeymoon
[01:15.37]Another season
[01:18.20]Another reason
[01:21.14]For making whoopie
[01:27.00]A lot of shoes
[01:30.13]A lot of rice
[01:33.01]The groom is nervous, he answers twice
[01:39.19]It's really killing, that he's so willing
[01:44.88]To make whoopie
[01:50.82]Ugh.
[01:53.28]Picture a little love nest
[01:58.68]Down where the roses cling
[02:04.33]Picture that same sweet love nest
[02:10.39]Think what a year can bring
[02:14.58]He's washing dishes and baby clothes
[02:20.59]He's so ambitious, he even sews
[02:26.49]But don't forget folks
[02:29.33]That's what you get folks
[02:32.01]For making whoopie
[02:37.56]Another year, or maybe less
[02:43.58]What's this I hear
[02:46.74]Oh can't you guess
[02:49.32]She feels neglected
[02:52.15]And he's suspected
[02:55.02]Of making whoopie
[02:59.43]Oooh she sits at home, most every night
[03:06.34]He doesn't phone, he doesn't write
[03:12.00]He says he's busy
[03:14.94]And she says"Is he?"
[03:18.52]He's making whoopie
[03:23.61]Ugh.
[03:25.43]He doesn't make much money
[03:30.95]Only five thousand per
[03:36.31]Some judge thinks he's funny
[03:41.97]Says he will give six to her
[03:46.63]And he says"Judge, what if I fail?"
[03:51.99]The judge says,"Budge, straight into jail
[03:58.05]You better keep her, I think it is cheaper
[04:03.63]Than making whoopie"
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