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[00:02.130]Immanuel Kant was a real puissant
[00:08.910]Who was very rarely stable
[00:22.920]Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar
[00:30.090]Who could think you under the table
[00:38.340]David Hume could out consume
[00:48.540]Schopenhauer and Hegel
[01:03.420]And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
[01:08.430]Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel
[01:18.090]There's nothing nietzche couldn't teach ya
[01:26.130]'Bout the raising of the wrist
[01:34.980]Socrates himself was permanently pissed
[01:45.270]John Stuart Mill of his own free will
[01:53.700]On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
[02:01.200]Plato they say could stick it away
[02:07.620]Half a crate of whiskey every day
[02:22.110]Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
[02:31.620]Hobbes was fond of his dram
[02:46.890]And Ren Descartes was a drunken fart
[02:50.520]I drink therefore I am
[02:52.740]Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed
[02:57.930]A lovely little thinker
[02:58.770]But a bugger when he's pissed
文本歌词
Immanuel Kant was a real puissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Ren Descartes was a drunken fart
I drink therefore I am
Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed