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[00:30.553]Still no sign of land How long is it
[00:33.803]That's a rather personal question sir
[00:35.553]You stupid git I meant how long has it been in the lifeboat You've destroyed the atmosphere now
[00:40.303]I'm sorry
[00:40.983]Shut up Start again
[00:48.923]Still no sign of land How long is it
[00:51.673]33 days sir
[00:53.233]Thirty-three days
[00:54.433]We can't go on much longer I didn't think I destroyed the atmosphere
[00:57.673]Shut up
[00:57.811]Well I don't think I did
[00:59.371]'Course you did
[00:59.791]Did you think I destroyed the atmosphere
[01:00.921]Yes I think you did
[01:01.921]Shut up Shut up
[01:07.981]Still no sign of land How long is it
[01:10.981]33 days sir
[01:12.291]Have we started again
[01:18.041]STILL no sign of land How long is it
[01:21.741]33 days sir
[01:22.801]Thirty-three days
[01:23.731]We can't go on much longer sir We haven't eaten since the fifth day
[01:27.361]We're done for we're done for
[01:28.921]Shut up Maudling
[01:30.851]We've just got to keep hoping Someone may find us
[01:34.601]How we feeling Captain
[01:35.851]Not too good I I feel so weak
[01:38.351]We can't hold out much longer
[01:39.851]Listen chaps there's still a chance I'm done for I've got a gammy leg and I'm going fast; I'll never get through But some of you might So you'd better eat me
[01:53.291]Eat you sir
[01:54.241]Yes Eat me
[01:55.751]Iiuuhh With a gammy leg
[01:57.751]You needn't eat the leg Thompson There's still plenty of good meat Look at that arm
[02:01.561]It's not just the leg sir
[02:02.681]What do you mean
[02:03.441]Well sir it's just that -
[02:04.821]Why don't you want to eat me
[02:06.061]I'd rather eat Johnson sir
[02:07.001]So would I sir
[02:07.931]I see
[02:08.681]Well that's settled then everyone's gonna eat me
[02:10.751]Uh well
[02:11.311]What sir
[02:12.061]No no you go ahead please I won't
[02:14.061]Oh nonsense sir you're starving Tuck in
[02:16.001]No no it's not that
[02:17.251]What's the matter with Johnson sir
[02:18.431]Well he's not kosher
[02:20.061]That depends how we kill him sir
[02:21.751]Yes that's true But to be perfectly frank I I like my meat a little more lean I'd rather eat Hodges
[02:28.371]Oh well all right
[02:29.811]I still prefer Johnson
[02:30.681]I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me
[02:32.501]Look I tell you what Those who want to can eat Johnson And you sir can have my leg And we make some stock from the Captain and then we'll have Johnson cold for supper
[02:39.181]Good thinking Hodges