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[00:10.45]I brought home notes from school everyday mom
[00:18.47]My ADD's what turned your hair gray mom
[00:27.25]You doubled up my Ritalin
[00:31.50]But it only energized my brain
[00:36.00]You tried to get me counseling
[00:39.90]But I drove the counselors insane
[00:44.70]I've given you so much through the years mom
[00:52.80]Migraines heartburn and quite a few tears mom
[01:01.33]Now that you're getting therepy
[01:05.60]Takin Prozac once or twice a day
[01:09.80]I know that your last nerve is shot
[01:14.50]I'm sorry for that twitch you got
[01:18.70]It's been a ball so thanks a lot mom
[01:26.60]Your sleepless nights are all in the past mom
[01:35.00]It's safe to use your real name at last mom
[01:43.20]I know I drove you crazy but
[01:46.80]I don't think you ever once complained
[01:49.80]Well maybe once
[01:51.30]I don't know how you stood the test
[01:55.40]Your frazzled nerves deserve a rest
[01:59.57]Your nursing home will be the best mom I really mean it
[02:08.80]Your nursing home will be the best mom
[02:17.91]Don't it make you glad to know your boy's done good yeah
[02:29.67]Mama
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