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[00:00.000]副作用之喊出嚟 - 洪卓立 (Ken Hung)/达哥 (turing)
[00:01.986]词：James Mathus
[00:03.972]曲：James Mathus
[00:05.958]达哥:人类发问往往都系想
[00:07.946]人答心入面嘅答案
[00:09.736]你老细问你今晚有无野做
[00:11.816]可唔可以OT呀
[00:13.026]你应该答无野做
[00:14.655]都唔OT呀吹咩
[00:17.214]女友问你喇
[00:18.084]今晚不如食日本野丫
[00:20.324]你应该答好㖞
[00:21.604]不过你煮呀
[00:22.994]唔系出去食
[00:24.254]点解你食咁多餐你都唔识煮呀
[00:26.334]呢个道理系我12岁
[00:29.274]看破红尘悟出既大道理
[00:31.553]洪卓立:凌乱布局无人来打扫
[00:36.463]楼下有个潮阳老妇在传道
[00:40.982]新闻报导维持台风信号
[00:45.522]频道转几只小狗扑电兔
[00:50.062]同事说绿茶可送药
[00:54.512]化学界发明血液流著
[00:58.972]光天化日谋财的策略
[01:03.782]杜指正在跳跃
[01:08.132]还未吃掉坟场来的菜
[01:12.592]留在雪柜内继续期待
[01:17.112]我走向露台愈看愈呆
[01:21.612]谁话祷告便有爱
[01:26.242]男或女爽不停封面喜欢色情
[01:30.672]难道我不著衫可脱颖
[01:35.122]多么有用成年人的冷静
[01:39.692]离席了若然没有事情
[01:44.102]随便播著填词人的痛
[01:48.632]门合上眼合上别言重
[01:53.222]副歌太类同愈听愈蒙
[01:57.762]各位继续闹哄哄
[02:01.952]达哥:话说有次我唔记得左做功课啦
[02:04.612]老师即刻黑口黑面系到
[02:06.942]问点解唔记得左做功课呀
[02:09.362]你无写手册架咩
[02:11.542]我心谂点咩解呀大佬
[02:14.732]唔记得左重点咩解呀
[02:16.682]大笨象点解去打仗
[02:18.442]打完仗重要食辣椒酱
[02:20.752]小皮球点解会系香蕉油呀
[02:22.982]个波搽左油可以变猛虎射球咩
[02:26.222]点解小明小明小小明下一句
[02:28.642]系上上下下左左右右火车捐山窿呀
[02:31.522]小明关火车咩事呀点解
[02:34.562]依个世界上好多野都无得解架
[02:37.181]洪卓立+达哥:从未发现灵魂如此重
[02:42.381]疲倦了成全我别移动
[02:47.001]终止发育余生发梦
[02:51.431]各位继续闹哄哄
[02:55.221]达哥:呢番话我当然无讲到出口啦
[02:58.431]我拣左ㅡ个可以快趣了结呢件事嘅答案
[03:02.071]Miss我特登唔做嘅吹咩
[03:05.660]结果老师终于爽快咁记我大过
[03:08.440]然后放我走喇