[Narration]
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[04:08.00]"Howdy, folks. This next song is a story of a gal who
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[04:08.00]Just
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[04:08.00]Couldn't choose between to fellers. One was about the
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[04:08.00]Nicest
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[04:08.00]Guy you ever met, and the other one, well, he's kind of
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[04:08.00]A
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[04:08.00]Dick. Let's listen in as these boys settle it the only
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[04:08.00]Way
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[04:08.00]They know how; through singing. And a 1, and a 2..."
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[04:08.00]Make a choice - will it be
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[04:08.00]A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
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[04:08.00]Or a guy like me?
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[04:08.00]
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[04:08.00]I would comfort you when you're sad
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[04:08.00]Well, I would just leave you crying
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[04:08.00]I would protect you if a lion attacked you
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[04:08.00]Not trying to f**k with no lion
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[04:08.00]I would fight a man for your honor
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[04:08.00]I don't know no kung fu
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[04:08.00]I'd carry you across a muddy field
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[04:08.00]B**ch, these Jordans are new
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[04:08.00]Make a choice - will it be
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[04:08.00]A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
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[04:08.00]Or a guy like me?
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[04:08.00]I would read you romantic poetry
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[04:08.00]I'll leave that sh*t on the shelf
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[04:08.00]My love making would be sweet and tender
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[04:08.00]This thing ain't sucking itself, no
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[04:08.00]I would take you to the finest restaurants
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[04:08.00]Here's an old Baby Ruth
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[04:08.00]I would tell you how pretty you look tonight
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[04:08.00]And I would tell you the truth
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[04:08.00]Make a choice - will it be
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[04:08.00]A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
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[04:08.00]Or a guy like me?
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[04:08.00]
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[04:08.00]But ba-by, baby
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[04:08.00]The choice is up to you
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[04:08.00]So pick me quickly
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[04:08.00]'Cause I've got sh*t to do
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[04:08.00]It's true dear, I do dear
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[04:08.00]I want you to be mine
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[04:08.00]But let's be clear here
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[04:08.00]I'm still not fighting no lion...
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[Narration]:
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[04:08.00]"Let's see what happens next...
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[04:08.00]Every day I'd say how much I love you
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[04:08.00]... I would not
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[04:08.00]I'd surprise you with gifts and flowers
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[04:08.00]I'd spend your money on pot, yeah
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[04:08.00]We would stay up all night just talking
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[04:08.00]I'd fall asleep when I came
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[04:08.00]I'd spell your name out with a thousand rose petals
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[04:08.00]I don't remember your name!
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[04:08.00]
[04:08.00]
[04:08.00]Make a choice - will it be
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[04:08.00]A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
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[04:08.00]Or a guy like me?
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[04:08.00]
[04:08.00]
[04:08.00]Make a choice - will it be
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[04:08.00]A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
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[04:08.00]Or a guy like me?
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[Narration]:
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[04:08.00]"See? I told you he was kind of a dick."