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[00:00.000]Word Crimes - Weird Al Yankovic
[00:01.590]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
[00:01.590]Everybody shut up WOO
[00:09.530]所有人都闭嘴 哇哦
[00:09.530]Everyone listen up
[00:11.539]大家都听我说
[00:11.539]Hey hey hey uh
[00:13.649]
[00:13.649]Hey hey hey
[00:18.478]
[00:18.478]If you can't write in the proper way
[00:22.367]若你写不出正确格式
[00:22.367]If you don't know how to conjugate
[00:26.157]若你不懂动词变化
[00:26.157]Maybe you flunked that class
[00:28.057]也许你那次考试没过
[00:28.057]And maybe now you find
[00:29.977]或许如今你才明了
[00:29.977]That people mock you online
[00:33.927]网上人们嘲笑你
[00:33.927]Okay now here's the deal
[00:35.867]好吧 现在听好了
[00:35.867]I'll try to educate ya
[00:37.857]我会试着教导你
[00:37.857]Gonna familiarize
[00:39.757]带你了解
[00:39.757]You with the nomenclature
[00:41.777]这些专业术语
[00:41.777]You'll learn the definitions
[00:43.767]你会学会
[00:43.767]Of nouns and prepositions
[00:45.707]名词和介词的定义
[00:45.707]Literacy's your mission
[00:47.677]识字读书是你的任务
[00:47.677]And that's why I think it's a
[00:49.527]这就是为什么我觉得这是个
[00:49.527]Good time
[00:51.707]好时机
[00:51.707]To learn some grammar
[00:53.617]来学习一些语法
[00:53.617]Now did I stammer
[00:55.577]我可有结结巴巴？
[00:55.577]Work on that grammar
[00:56.716]好好练习你的语法
[00:56.716]You should know when
[00:59.466]你该知道什么时候
[00:59.466]It's"less" or it's"fewer"
[01:01.186]用"less"或是用"fewer"
[01:01.186]Like people who were
[01:03.446]就像那些曾经
[01:03.446]Never raised in a sewer
[01:04.646]我并非生于阴暗沟渠
[01:04.646]I hate these word crimes
[01:07.336]我痛恨这些语言谬误
[01:07.336]Like I could care less
[01:09.296]说着"我才不在乎"
[01:09.296]That means you do care
[01:11.236]那其实意味着你仍有所牵挂
[01:11.236]At least a little
[01:12.376]至少还有那么一丝半点
[01:12.376]Don't be a moron
[01:15.236]别像个傻瓜
[01:15.236]You'd better slow down
[01:17.206]你最好放慢节奏
[01:17.206]And use the right pronoun
[01:19.046]并正确使用代词
[01:19.046]Show the world you're no clown
[01:20.126]向世界证明你不是小丑
[01:20.126]Everybody wise up
[01:20.746]大家都清醒起来
[01:20.746]Say you got an"I""T"
[01:22.976]假设你写下字母"I"和"T"
[01:22.976]Followed by apostrophe"s"
[01:25.105]随后又添上撇号"s"
[01:25.105]Now what does that mean
[01:26.725]这到底是什么意思
[01:26.725]You would not use
[01:27.895]你不会使用
[01:27.895]"it's" in this case
[01:29.075]"it's"这个词
[01:29.075]As a possessive
[01:30.935]作为所有格
[01:30.935]It's a contraction
[01:32.845]这是一种缩略形式
[01:32.845]What's a contraction
[01:34.324]什么是缩略形式？
[01:34.324]Well it's the shortening of a word
[01:35.254]嗯 它是词语的缩短
[01:35.254]Or a group of words
[01:35.944]或词组的简写
[01:35.944]By the omission of a sound or letter
[01:37.104]通过省去音或字母
[01:37.104]Okay now here's some notes
[01:38.833]现在请听好要点
[01:38.833]Syntax you're always mangling
[01:40.783]语法总被你搅乱
[01:40.783]No"x" in"espresso"
[01:42.763]意式咖啡怎会拼出x
[01:42.763]Your participle's danglin'
[01:44.743]你的分词悬而未决
[01:44.743]But I don't want your drama
[01:46.733]但我可不想听你那些无谓的争辩
[01:46.733]If you really wanna
[01:48.643]若你执意如此
[01:48.643]Leave out that Oxford comma
[01:50.603]便弃用那牛津逗号吧
[01:50.603]Just keep in mind
[01:51.553]但请你牢记
[01:51.553]That"be""see""are""you"
[01:54.583]那些“be”、“see”、“are”、“you”
[01:54.583]Are words not letters
[01:56.503]它们是完整的词语，而非单个字母
[01:56.503]Get it together
[01:58.513]快整理好思绪
[01:58.513]Use your spellchecker
[01:59.913]善用你的拼写检查
[01:59.913]You should never
[02:02.403]你本不该如此
[02:02.403]Write words using numbers
[02:04.403]用数字替代文字
[02:04.403]Unless you're seven
[02:06.353]除非你才七岁
[02:06.353]Or your name is Prince
[02:07.322]或者你叫王子
[02:07.322]I hate these word crimes
[02:10.362]我痛恨这些语言谬误
[02:10.362]You really need a
[02:12.202]你确实需要一位
[02:12.202]Full time proofreader
[02:13.962]专职的校对者
[02:13.962]You dumb mouth-breather
[02:15.181]你这蠢钝的榆木脑袋
[02:15.181]Well you should hire
[02:18.081]嘿 你早该雇个
[02:18.081]Some cunning linguist
[02:19.781]精通话术的语言老手
[02:19.781]To help you distinguish
[02:22.041]教你分清楚
[02:22.041]What is proper English
[02:24.091]什么才是正经英语
[02:24.091]One thing I ask of you
[02:25.320]我只对你提一个要求
[02:25.320]Time to learn your homophones
[02:26.379]学同音词的deadline
[02:26.379]Is past due
[02:27.499]已经拖了太久
[02:27.499]Learn to diagram a sentence too
[02:29.468]也要学会分析句子结构
[02:29.468]Always say"to whom"
[02:30.427]永远记得说"对谁"要用宾格
[02:30.427]Don't ever say"to who"
[02:31.167]千万别说"对谁"用主格
[02:31.167]And listen up when I tell you this
[02:33.127]请仔细听我说
[02:33.127]I hope you never use quotation
[02:34.137]我希望你永远不要用引号
[02:34.137]Marks for emphasis
[02:35.397]来强调词句
[02:35.397]You finished second grade
[02:36.077]你都已经读完二年级
[02:36.077]I hope you can tell
[02:37.297]希望你能明辨对错
[02:37.297]If you're doing good or doing well
[02:39.067]若你分不清“好”与“佳”
[02:39.067]About better figure out the difference
[02:41.156]最好先明白其中差异
[02:41.156]Irony is not coincidence
[02:42.956]讽刺绝非偶然巧合
[02:42.956]And I thought that you'd gotten it
[02:44.386]我原以为你已领悟
[02:44.386]Through your skull
[02:44.935]穿透你的头颅
[02:44.935]What's figurative and what's literal
[02:47.185]何为比喻 何为真实
[02:47.185]Oh but just now you said
[02:49.464]可你方才说道
[02:49.464]You literally couldn't get out of bed
[02:51.314]你“真的”无法起床
[02:51.314]That really makes me want to literally
[02:52.963]这真让我忍不住想
[02:52.963]Smack a crowbar upside
[02:53.903]用撬棍猛击
[02:53.903]Your stupid head
[02:54.603]你那愚蠢的脑袋
[02:54.603]I read your e-mail
[02:57.283]我拜读了你的邮件
[02:57.283]It's quite apparent
[02:59.463]显而易见
[02:59.463]Your grammar's errant
[03:01.443]你的文法谬误丛生
[03:01.443]You're incoherent
[03:02.542]言辞混乱不清
[03:02.542]Saw your blog post
[03:05.331]也瞧见了你的博客文章
[03:05.331]It's really fantastic
[03:07.311]真是“绝妙”啊
[03:07.311]That was sarcastic
[03:08.641]那只是我的反讽
[03:08.641](Oh psych )
[03:09.321](哦 心理战术)
[03:09.321]'Cause you write like a spastic
[03:10.420]因为你的文字杂乱无章
[03:10.420]I hate these Word Crimes
[03:13.240]我痛恨这些文字谬误
[03:13.240]Your prose is dopey
[03:15.130]你的文笔呆滞无趣
[03:15.130]Think you should only
[03:17.200]依我看 你不如只
[03:17.200]Write in emoji
[03:18.069]用表情符号来书写
[03:18.069]Oh you're a lost cause
[03:21.079]哦 你真是没救了
[03:21.079]Go back to pre-school
[03:22.989]回学前班重读吧
[03:22.989]Get out of the gene pool
[03:24.969]快从基因池里滚出去
[03:24.969]Try your best to not drool
[03:27.988]尽量别流口水了
[03:27.988]Never mind I give up
[03:32.018]算了 我放弃了
[03:32.018]Really now I give up
[03:34.027]真的 我放弃了
[03:34.027]Hey hey hey
[03:36.247]
[03:36.247]Hey hey hey
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[03:38.207]Go Away
[03:38.937]走开吧
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