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[00:00.000]I Will Never Be A Star - Ylvis
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[00:05.000]They're amazing don't you think
[00:10.480]他们很棒 难道你不觉得吗
[00:10.480]So incredibly talented
[00:16.030]才华横溢
[00:16.030]So many hits on YouTube
[00:22.550]在YouTube上有那么高的点击量
[00:22.550]So many things to live up to
[00:37.670]没有辜负人生
[00:37.670]They're amazing don't you think
[00:43.500]他们很棒 难道你不觉得吗
[00:43.500]My two older brothers
[00:48.790]我的两个哥哥
[00:48.790]They've had a wonderful career
[00:54.440]他们已经有了一个辉煌的职业生涯
[00:54.440]But I was never asked to join them
[01:01.650]但是我从未被邀请进入他们的行列
[01:01.650]Oh God how can it be
[01:07.200]上帝 为何会这样
[01:07.200]Those assholes did not ask me
[01:15.680]这两个混蛋都没有问我
[01:15.680]I will never be a star
[01:23.330]我永远不会成为一个明星
[01:23.330]I will never ever do a concert
[01:26.870]我永远不会开演唱会
[01:26.870]Never perform with an audience
[01:30.720]从未表演 因为没有一个观众
[01:30.720]I'll never stand alone on stage
[01:38.720]我永远不会独自站在舞台上表演
[01:38.720]I wouldn't have the nerve to do it
[01:42.060]我永远没有勇气这么做
[01:42.060]Guess I would f**k it up anyway
[01:46.140]我无比讨厌这样的自己
[01:46.140]I will never be a star
[01:49.530]我永远不会成为一个明星
[01:49.530]I have some tricks up my sleeve
[01:53.330]我也有自己的一技之长
[01:53.330]How I wish that I can show them
[01:56.960]我多么想向人们展示
[01:56.960]I spin a pen around my thumb
[02:00.810]我会在指尖转动我的钢笔
[02:00.810]And then I grab it with my index
[02:04.250]我会牢牢地将它掌控
[02:04.250]I want to show it
[02:06.140]我想要给人们展示
[02:06.140]But I know I can't
[02:07.730]但是我知道我不能
[02:07.730]Cause the live audience
[02:09.380]因为现场观众
[02:09.380]Gives me nerves here I stand
[02:11.650]没有谁会发神经 让我站在这里表演
[02:11.650]I tremble I sweat
[02:13.550]我冷汗直流
[02:13.550]Shivers run down my spine
[02:15.250]我浑身战栗
[02:15.250]As I stretch out my arm and prepare
[02:23.620]当我伸展四肢 准备表演的时候
[02:23.620]That's why I'll never be a star
[02:31.220]这就是我不能成为明星的原因
[02:31.220]I wouldn't know how to move my body
[02:35.050]我不知所措 不知道该如何舞动
[02:35.050]I would be stiff as a traffic light
[02:39.000]我会像信号灯一样僵硬无比
[02:39.000]I will never be a star
[02:46.280]我永远不会成为一个明星
[02:46.280]I wouldn't know how to top the With lots of smoke going everywhere
[02:56.009]我不知道该如何处理四周那么多的烟味
[02:56.009]Ok listen up everyone
[02:57.759]好了 现在每个人请仔细聆听
[02:57.759]I know you enjoyed my pen trick
[03:00.089]我知道你喜欢我的钢笔
[03:00.089]And it's real easy you can learn it too
[03:02.559]转笔真的很容易 你轻易就能学会
[03:02.559]Just go to YouTube and search for"pen trick"
[03:06.619]只要在YouTube上搜寻pen trick就好
[03:06.619]That's what I did
[03:09.309]那是我做的视频
[03:09.309]I will never be a star
[03:16.939]我永远不会成为一个明星
[03:16.939]You better believe it
[03:19.429]你最好相信
[03:19.429]Cause I mean it
[03:21.179]因为这就是我的意图
[03:21.179]I will never be
[03:24.319]我永远不会成为
[03:24.319]I will never be a star
[03:26.459]我永远不会成为一个明星
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