[00:00.11]Sloppy love jingle sequence three
[00:03.61]Camera's rollin action
[00:06.35]The bombs been detonated
[00:07.78]I'm just waiting for the explosion
[00:09.21]I was at second base and it was time for me to close in on third
[00:11.89]With blurred vision and precisley placed slurred words we started kissing
[00:15.81]Man listen it was like a scene from a very bad B movie with a very low budget
[00:19.64]Well f**k it I admit I was drunk and I loved it every last second
[00:23.68]I couldn't kill the thought of us butt-a** naked
[00:26.24]Tele is surfing with the fan on chattin about the session and
[00:30.24]Slowly getting into some closet skeleton confessions thats when
[00:32.69]She made an offer I couldn't refuse and chills went up and down my legs like some of my tattoos
[00:37.45]She said she had a pad that wasn't too far away
[00:39.78]She said she'd love it if I'd stay till the following day
[00:42.54]So it was time to exit stage left
[00:44.54]I made my rounds gave my pounds and hugs gathered my thoughts and took a deep breath
[00:49.52]And now we're stepping to the door but right before we step Disashi bought me one more
[00:54.24]And now I'm feeling it I had my hand in my pocket but she's stealing it
[00:57.09]With our hands interlocking as we're walking down exchange street
[00:59.66]With our hearts pitter-patting to the same beat and then she popped the question like
[01:03.18]Trav you ever been in love
[01:04.89]I'm like Psh Not that I recall Well there was one situation but I didn't have the patience
[01:09.30]Or the balls to say it and every time I tried I just diligently delayed it
[01:12.68]And it sounds something like stuttering
[01:15.64]Man my speech impediment left my heart vacant without a single resident
[01:18.53]The first tenant got evicted the second she settled in
[01:21.36]I seen her the other day riding my bike and kept pedaling
[01:23.56]If it wasn't for meddling kids would love even exist Nope
[01:26.34]If it wasn't for alcohol would I be saying this Nope
[01:29.17]She probably took offense I probably started getting sober
[01:32.27]Cause she started getting ugly and I think I probably told her
[01:34.70]Then my feet got heavy I started dripping sweat
[01:37.77]Knew I was getting into something I'd later regret
[01:40.13]Right when I lit the ciggarette I caught a case of the spins
[01:42.57]And started wishing I was back at the bar with my friends Disashi
[01:45.31]And then it happened I fell flat on my face
[01:47.93]When I awoke I found that I was in a very strange place
[01:50.98]I must have got my wish granted cause I was butt-a** naked
[01:53.75]But the only downside was that the room was pretty vacant
[01:56.32]Except next to the bed there was this note on the dresser
[01:59.23]While I'm tryin to deal with this hangover head pressure
[02:01.59]With a smile I grabbed the note lit a smoke and sat back
[02:04.56]Dear whoever lose my number
[02:06.44]PS: The sex was whack
[02:09.19]Laughter