[00:00.36]I Can't Stand L A - Bowling for Soup
[00:01.04]Well I love New York like everyone
[00:04.88]And I go to Las Vegas to Chill
[00:08.98]I like Denver Colorado cause it's so laid back
[00:11.92]And Chicago keeps it real
[00:15.65]I only leave Dallas when I have to but
[00:19.34]When I do I like Tulsa OK
[00:22.83]And I ain't got nothing against California
[00:26.89]But I can't stand LA
[00:30.38]Well Orlando Florida is humid but it's swell
[00:34.06]Austin and Nashville both freakin' rock (yes they do )
[00:37.93]And New Orleans is evil but it's part of the appeal
[00:41.36]You can gamble drink and swear until you drop
[00:45.36]The state of Ohio's been great to our band
[00:48.73]Along with Phili and Green Bay
[00:52.60]I got nothing but love for Hollywood
[00:56.16]But I can't stand LA
[01:00.03]I like Salt Lake City Portland Frisco Santa Fe
[01:03.64]Indianappolis and Hartford too
[01:05.02]Boise Memphis Souix Falls and of course KC
[01:10.69]Along with Pittsburg and Kalamazoo
[01:14.43]Atlanta is our home away from home and here's a shout out to Sauget
[01:23.86]And I wish my friends would leave that place
[01:27.54]'Cause I can't stand LA
[01:32.16]Traffic Sucks
[01:33.72]No protected lefts
[01:35.65]Snooty f**ks
[01:37.09]Pollution fills the air
[01:39.09]Gang Fights
[01:39.59]$7 beers
[01:42.33]And the threat of breaking off into the sea
[01:45.04](And now to give LA the benefit of the doubt)
[01:48.54]Jimmy Kimmel In and Out and great sushi
[01:52.47]And diversity everywhere
[01:56.20]Really hot chicks wearing next to nothing
[02:01.63]And the Santa Monica Pier
[02:07.31]Thank you for hair metal and the 84 olympics and for the BFS radio play
[02:14.98]But please don't take this personally
[02:17.79]No I'm happy to visit but I'm happier to leave
[02:22.53]And I guess what it is I'm trying to say is
[02:26.03]I can't stand LA