[03:23.00]Hey Kage
[03:23.00]Jables
[03:23.00]How goes it man
[03:23.00]S'good s'good
[03:23.00]Y'know I been thinking a lot about it and um
[03:23.00]I just want us to be the best f**king band in the world
[03:23.00]Well yeah me too
[03:23.00]There's no point in doing it if we're not the best
[03:23.00]Well s'true I agree with that
[03:23.00]I mean what yeah we're gonna be
[03:23.00]Yeah we're really good We're like
[03:23.00]Almost as good as Arcade Fire f**k that
[03:23.00]Yeah
[03:23.00]We gotta leave those f**kers in the dust
[03:23.00]What what do you
[03:23.00]All those f**king youngsters gotta f**king lick our boot Y'know what I mean
[03:23.00]Yeah Yeah well what how do we do that though
[03:23.00]Dude you need to have some lessons
[03:23.00]What
[03:23.00]I know you're really good but you gotta expand your game
[03:23.00]Lessons
[03:23.00]Y'know how Koby in the off season would go and like learn a
[03:23.00]Y'know a Texas Two Step or something to add to his arsenal
[03:23.00]Man yeah that's true That's true
[03:23.00]Well I've just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy
[03:23.00]Really
[03:23.00]And I I hope you're not pissed off at me but I went ahead and hired a dude
[03:23.00]Yeah Oh no what
[03:23.00]Dude just give it a chance will you If you don't like this guy hey I
[03:23.00]Swear if you don't like it we'll f**king fire his a*s He's out
[03:23.00]Who is this guy I never
[03:23.00]His name is Felix Char
[03:23.00]Urgh what
[03:23.00]He's from Spain and he is the best
[03:23.00]Oh god
[03:23.00]I got him from theLondon Phildsarmonic
[03:23.00]Urgh I just I don't know him it seems weird
[03:23.00]Will you just will you just spend a minute with him
[03:23.00]OK Alright I'll spend a minute with him
[03:23.00]OK bro he's right outside I'm sending him in
[03:23.00]Oh god OK Why Lessons so stupid
[03:23.00]Hello
[03:23.00]Uh hi
[03:23.00]Hello I am Felix Char
[03:23.00]Hi uh Felix Yeah um
[03:23.00]Ah as Jack has asked me to spend some time with you Uh
[03:23.00]OK hm
[03:23.00]One on one So while Jack is outside ah we will work on your technique
[03:23.00]OK
[03:23.00]Can I see you pick up is this your guitar here
[03:23.00]Yup Yeah I gotta it I gotta it right over here
[03:23.00]Ah it is a Fender ay Is this a Fender
[03:23.00]Ah well it's a Gibson
[03:23.00]Yes a Gibson yes Made by the same
[03:23.00]Uh manufacturer Pick it up please can you pick it up
[03:23.00]OK Yeah
[03:23.00]No no no d d d d d d d bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap
[03:23.00]What What'd I do What'd I do
[03:23.00]You pick it up from the neck This is not the way you pick up a guitar
[03:23.00]I just picked it up I just
[03:23.00]No no hey hey hey hey hey cállate tu boca pick it up from the body
[03:23.00]The what
[03:23.00]The body
[03:23.00]Oh the body Body OK
[03:23.00]I'm sorry about my accent
[03:23.00]I didn't know I didn't know
[03:23.00]Now listen to me I want you to play like it is a woman
[03:23.00]You go and play the guitar now Play
[03:23.00]Uh OK Uh
[03:23.00]No no no no no You your fingers Your fingers are too tight
[03:23.00]They're too tight
[03:23.00]Yes let me get behind you Like this you see
[03:23.00]Oh Hm
[03:23.00]If I put my finger on your finger
[03:23.00]Hey
[03:23.00]Then you can feel
[03:23.00]I can Wait
[03:23.00]Sh sh sh sh shu Finger to your mouth I put my finger on your mouth on your lips
[03:23.00]Mhmhm
[03:23.00]Yes that's good
[03:23.00]Hey man
[03:23.00]Now listen hey you want to play like an orgasm
[03:23.00]I'm just try what
[03:23.00]Feel this Do you feel that
[03:23.00]Oh God This is really weird man
[03:23.00]That's my cock
[03:23.00]What
[03:23.00]That's my cock in your butt cheeks
[03:23.00]Oh God Hey
[03:23.00]Do you feel it