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[ti:Whatever You Like]
[ar:Weird Al Yankovic]
[al:Alpocalypse]
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[00:00.000]Whatever You Like(Parody of"Whatever You Like" by T.I.) -"Weird Al" Yankovic
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[00:01.060]Hey girl
[00:01.890]嘿，女孩
[00:01.890]You know our economy＇s in the toilet
[00:03.600]你知道我们经济条件很差
[00:03.600]But I＇m still going to treat you right
[00:05.300]但我依然满足你的要求
[00:05.300]I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
[00:07.860]我说你能拥有一切你喜欢的
[00:07.860]I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
[00:11.140]我说你能拥有一切你喜欢的
[00:11.140]Yeah yeah
[00:12.570]
[00:12.570]Tater tots Cold Duck on ice
[00:14.310]马铃薯切块，冰镇的冷鸭酒
[00:14.310]And we can clip coupons all night
[00:17.510]我们可以整夜剪优惠券
[00:17.510]And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
[00:20.690]宝贝，你能拥有一切你喜欢的
[00:20.690]I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
[00:24.060]我说你能拥有一切你喜欢的
[00:24.060]Yeah yeah
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[00:25.460]Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please
[00:28.450]带你去吃晚餐，任何你想去的地方
[00:28.450]Like Burger King or Mickey D＇s
[00:30.660]就像汉堡王或麦当劳
[00:30.660]And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
[00:33.530]宝贝你能拥有一切你喜欢的
[00:33.530]I said you can even have the large fries (large fries)
[00:36.770]我说你甚至能有大薯条
[00:36.770]Yeah yeah
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[00:38.850]Baby you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
[00:42.050]宝贝，你应该知道我真的是个好人
[00:42.050]When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the two-ply
[00:44.520]当我给你买卫生纸时总是买双层的
[00:44.520]Want it you can get it my dear
[00:47.290]想要它你就可以得到，亲爱的
[00:47.290]I got my Costco membership card right here yeah
[00:51.030]我这里有好市多的会员卡
[00:51.030]You like Top Ramen need Top Ramen
[00:54.390]你喜欢日本拉面，需要日本拉面
[00:54.390]Got a cupboard full of ＇em I＇ll keep ＇em coming
[00:57.720]要装满一橱柜的拉面，我会装满的
[00:57.720]You want it I got it go get it just heat it
[01:00.700]你想要它，我知道了，去得到它，加热它
[01:00.700]Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it
[01:03.120]撒上调料包，吃了它
[01:03.120]Pork and beans and Minute Rice
[01:05.860]猪肉豆和素食米饭
[01:05.860]And we can play Cribbage all night
[01:08.870]我们可以整夜玩克里比奇纸牌
[01:08.870]And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
[01:11.940]宝贝，你能拥有一切你喜欢的
[01:11.940]I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
[01:15.160]我说你能拥有一切你喜欢的
[01:15.160]Yeah yeah
[01:16.540]
[01:16.540]I can take you to the laundromat downtown
[01:18.580]我可以带你去市区的自助洗衣店
[01:18.580]And watch all the clothes go round and round
[01:21.480]看着所有的衣服旋转
[01:21.480]And baby we can go wherever you like (if you like)
[01:24.660]宝贝我们能去你喜欢的任何地方
[01:24.660]I said we can go wherever you like if you like
[01:27.950]我说我们能去你喜欢的任何地方
[01:27.950]Yeah yeah
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[01:30.000]Hottest shorty I know if you had some lipo
[01:32.550]你是我知道的最性感的小宝贝，如果你有些脂肪
[01:32.550]You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio
[01:36.330]你会是俄亥俄州小姐的亚军
[01:36.330]Seven dollar bills rolled
[01:38.020]七美元的钞票卷起来
[01:38.020]Up inside my plastic billfold
[01:39.180]在我的塑料钱夹里
[01:39.180]Buy you a bagel even if it isn＇t day old
[01:42.440]给你买一个百吉饼即使这不是以前的日子
[01:42.440]And you never ever gotta wear your sister＇s old clothes
[01:45.780]你永远不会穿上你姐姐的旧衣服
[01:45.780]As long as I＇m still assistant manager at Kinko＇s
[01:48.900]只要我依然是凯哥的副经理
[01:48.900]Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
[01:51.520]用汤碗和剪刀给你剪头
[01:51.520]You ain＇t got to pay me that＇s
[01:54.490]你不用付钱给我
[01:54.490]The way that I roll
[01:55.610]这是我的方式
[01:55.610]My chick can have want she want
[01:57.330]我的女朋友可以拥有她想要的任何东西
[01:57.330]At Wal-mart she can pick out anything she want
[02:00.840]在沃尔玛她可以找到她想要的任何东西
[02:00.840]I know girl you ain＇t never had a man like that
[02:04.040]我知道宝贝你绝不会有个像这样的男人
[02:04.040]Who doesn＇t make you buy generic brand like
[02:06.960]不让你买通用品牌
[02:06.960]That Yeah
[02:08.160]像这个
[02:08.160]You like my Hyundai see my Hyundai
[02:11.250]你喜欢我的现代，来看看我的现代
[02:11.250]I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
[02:13.390]下周日我可以带你去看你的表哥菲尔
[02:13.390]But that＇s kind of far and I＇m not made of cash
[02:17.190]但这有些远，我并不是提款机
[02:17.190]Do you think you could chip in for gas
[02:19.460]你以为你能资助我加油吗
[02:19.460]Mac and Cheese would be all right
[02:23.250]芝士通心粉没有问题
[02:23.250]But let＇s send out for pizza tonight
[02:25.900]但今晚我们吃披萨
[02:25.900]And you can order any toppings you like (if you like)
[02:28.700]你可以加入任何你喜欢的馅料
[02:28.700]I said you can even have the last slice (the last slice)
[02:31.900]我说你甚至可以吃最后一块
[02:31.900]Yeah yeah
[02:33.260]
[02:33.260]Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do＇
[02:35.610]接入邻居的电视电缆
[02:35.610]Now I can get free HBO
[02:37.370]现在我有免费的家庭影院
[02:37.370]And baby you can watch whatever you like (if you like)
[02:41.420]宝贝你可以看你喜欢的一切
[02:41.420]I said you can watch whatever you like (if you like) yeah
[02:44.850]我说你可以看你喜欢的一切
[02:44.850]And you can always ride the city bus
[02:48.580]你可以一直坐城市公车
[02:48.580]Got a stack of tokens just for us
[02:51.960]得到一堆属于我们的代币
[02:51.960]Yo my wallet＇s fat and full of ones
[02:55.210]我的钱包又鼓了
[02:55.210]It＇s all about the Washingtons that＇s right
[02:59.140]是的，都是关于华盛顿的
[02:59.140]You want White Castle need White Castle
[03:02.370]你想要白色城堡，需要白色城堡
[03:02.370]Long as you got me it won＇t be no hassle
[03:05.340]只要你有我，这都不是问题
[03:05.340]You want it we＇ll get it just don＇t be a hater
[03:08.740]你想要它，我们就会有它，只要你别记恨
[03:08.740]If I grab a bunch of napkins for later
[03:10.660]一会儿我拿走一些餐巾纸
[03:10.660]Thrift store jeans on sale half-price
[03:14.640]二手店的牛仔裤半价出售
[03:14.640]The underwear at Goodwill is nice
[03:16.830]友好商店的内裤很棒
[03:16.830]And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
[03:19.770]宝贝你能拥有一切你喜欢的
[03:19.770]I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
[03:23.170]我说你能拥有一起你喜欢的
[03:23.170]Yeah yeah
[03:24.550]
[03:24.550]Baby I can give you anything you please
[03:26.520]宝贝，我能给你一切你想要的
[03:26.520]Even share my government cheese
[03:28.580]甚至分享我的政府福利
[03:28.580]And baby you can have as much as you like (if you like)
[03:32.980]宝贝你能拥有一切你喜欢的
[03:32.980]I said you can have as much as you like (if you like)
[03:36.090]我说你能拥有一起你喜欢的
[03:36.090]Yeah yeah
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