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[ti:Bad Day]
[ar:Asher Roth]
[al:Asleep In The Bread Aisle]
[by:]
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[00:00.000]Bad Day (Explicit) - Asher Roth/Jazze Pha
[00:12.303]
[00:12.303]And it just keeps going
[00:16.373]一切还在持续
[00:16.373]And it just keeps
[00:17.663]只是一直持续
[00:17.663]So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave
[00:19.423]我现在在机场准备离开
[00:19.423]Heading to a friends wedding
[00:20.453]去参加一个朋友的婚礼
[00:20.453]In the NYC
[00:21.773]在纽约
[00:21.773]But my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat
[00:23.963]但是我的头很晕 我忘记吃东西了
[00:23.963]All this jet setting has really been getting to me
[00:26.063]我真的达到了这种阶层的生活吗
[00:26.063]It's already 1120 and I'm ready to
[00:27.733]现在已经是11点20分 我准备睡一觉
[00:27.733]Sleep but instead
[00:28.333]但是恰恰相反
[00:28.333]I end up sitting in the 27th seat
[00:30.063]我最后坐在了第27号的座位上
[00:30.063]An isle seat fine by me but the guy
[00:32.533]一个靠走道的位置适合我 但是
[00:32.533]That's insides always trying to pee
[00:34.253]坐在里边的人都是出去上厕所
[00:34.253]With a wild child behind that's crying
[00:35.893]还有一个粗野的孩子在后面哭泣
[00:35.893]And keeps flipping out and kicking
[00:38.273]我都快疯掉了
[00:38.273]At me while it violently screams
[00:39.553]所有的尖叫声都打击着我
[00:39.553]So I silently plead Oh God please let
[00:41.323]所以我默默地恳求上帝
[00:41.323]There be a hunny sitting 27B
[00:42.643]让亲爱的坐在27B的位置
[00:42.643]But of course a morbidly obese beast
[00:44.113]但是当然是一个病态肥胖的人面兽心的人
[00:44.113]Is in the seat that weeses when it
[00:46.133]是维斯的座位吗
[00:46.133]Breathes dude sitting D
[00:47.583]当那个打扮时髦的花花公子坐在D的位置上
[00:47.583]Is at least three deep and he keeps
[00:49.403]至少有三个更深层的
[00:49.403]Telling me what is wrong with his knees
[00:51.483]他告诉我他的膝盖怎么了
[00:51.483]Alls good slaughter
[00:52.123]为屠杀叫好
[00:52.123]Just need water but for a bottle
[00:54.513]但是对于一个瓶子来说它只需要水
[00:54.513]They charge two dollars
[00:55.383]他们收取2美元
[00:55.383]And when I thought that it couldn't
[00:57.023]当我认为
[00:57.023]Be worse I forgot my iPod
[00:59.863]一切不会变得更糟时 我忘记了我的iPod
[00:59.863]I'm having a bad day nothing ever
[01:03.103]我糟糕的一天
[01:03.103]Seems to go my way
[01:07.373]似乎任何事都没有按照我的方式发展
[01:07.373]Everybody needs to go away why
[01:11.443]每个人都要离开 为什么
[01:11.443]Because I'm having a bad day
[01:18.053]因为我糟糕的一天
[01:18.053]And it just keeps going
[01:20.033]一切还在持续
[01:20.033]And it just keeps
[01:26.073]只是一直持续
[01:26.073]So four hours of turbulence we land when
[01:28.573]经过四个小时的颠簸 飞机终于着陆了
[01:28.573]I'm about to turd my pants
[01:30.163]我准备扔掉我的脏脏的裤子
[01:30.163]But the captain is seat belt fastened
[01:32.163]但是机长还是说系好安全带
[01:32.163]So my a** is just passin gas and at
[01:34.273]所以我的**释放出气体
[01:34.273]Last I escape when
[01:35.473]最后我就可以逃避
[01:35.473]I'm minutes away from clinically insane
[01:38.193]当我很快地远离精神病
[01:38.193]I make my way towards baggage claim when
[01:40.343]我走到行李认领处
[01:40.343]I hear a high pitched voice scream my name
[01:42.833]我听见一个很高的声音在尖叫着我的名字
[01:42.833]Some dumb B I went to high school with
[01:44.823]我和一些愚蠢的人去了高中
[01:44.823]While she's sweating she's telling me she likes my sh*t
[01:46.883]然而当她大汗淋漓时 她还给我说喜欢我
[01:46.883]I just smile and think how great
[01:48.353]我只是微笑 我只是想象这很好
[01:48.353]It would be if I could just hit this chick
[01:50.723]如果我可以打击到那个懦弱的人
[01:50.723]With a quick leg sweep
[01:51.793]用腿快速地踢
[01:51.793]So I pick up my LL Bean and b line
[01:54.893]所以我捡起我的LL Bean和商务款
[01:54.893]For the next taxi
[01:55.793]等待下一辆出租车
[01:55.793]In need of w**d and boxer briefs
[01:57.873]需要**和四角裤
[01:57.873]But my bags only got maxis
[01:59.583]但是我的包里只有长裙
[01:59.583]I'm having a bad day nothing ever seems to go my way
[02:06.843]我糟糕的一天 似乎一切都没按照我的方式发展
[02:06.843]Everybody needs to go away
[02:10.242]每个人都要离开
[02:10.242]Why because I'm having a bad day
[02:17.612]为什么 因为我糟糕的一天
[02:17.612]And it just keeps going
[02:19.592]一切还在持续
[02:19.592]And it just keeps
[02:21.762]只是一直持续
[02:21.762]And it just keeps going
[02:23.762]一切还在持续
[02:23.762]And it just keeps
[02:25.482]只是一直持续
[02:25.482]I check into my hotel room and I pick up my cell
[02:29.322]我住到我酒店的房间
[02:29.322]Phone to dial the groom
[02:31.362]拿起电话拨给新郎
[02:31.362]Tell him my mood and how I'm ordering food
[02:34.142]告诉他我的心情 我如何点餐
[02:34.142]And I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie
[02:36.242]我也许可以待在家里看电影
[02:36.242]But the tube has no HBO so anything
[02:37.572]但是家里的电视没有影院的一切
[02:37.572]I want yo I'm paying for
[02:38.562]我要你为我付出代价
[02:38.562]But I'm lame and broke so I'm laying in a robe
[02:40.382]但是我完全没有说服力而且心碎 所以我就只能躺在长袍里
[02:40.382]Watching that Little People Big World
[02:41.812]看着小人们大世界
[02:41.812]Show right then there's a knock
[02:43.922]正在这时响起了敲门声
[02:43.922]At the door it's my last hope for a Spanish whore
[02:46.032]在门口 这是我对西班牙坏女人的最后希望
[02:46.032]Who will change my sheets in exchange
[02:47.732]谁能让我用床单作为交换
[02:47.732]For penis Hi I've lost my cock
[02:49.982]小弟弟你好 我已经失去了雄心
[02:49.982]Have you seen it
[02:51.162]你没看见吗
[02:51.162]Jesus this day is the worst at least
[02:53.072]Jesus 至少这是最糟糕的一天
[02:53.072]I can give me a little jerk and then go to
[02:55.562]我会让我变成一个性情古怪的人
[02:55.562]Sleep healthy and diseaseless
[02:56.352]然后去健康地睡觉 而且疾病会更少
[02:56.352]I guess it could be worse but I'm just
[02:58.402]我猜想一切可能会变得更糟 但是
[02:58.402]Having a bad day nothing ever seems to
[03:04.302]我只是有一个很糟糕的一天 任何事似乎都没有
[03:04.302]Go my way
[03:06.532]按照我的方式发展
[03:06.532]Everybody needs to go away why because
[03:11.392]每个人都要离开 为什么 因为
[03:11.392]I'm having a bad day
[03:18.302]我糟糕的一天
[03:18.302]And it just keeps going
[03:19.372]一切还在持续
[03:19.372]And it just keeps
[03:21.002]一切还在持续
[03:21.002]And it just keeps going
[03:23.182]一切还在持续
[03:23.182]And it just keeps
[03:24.452]一切还在持续
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