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[00:00.000]完美的女人 - 杨呈伟
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[00:07.121]The perfect woman's scholarly at least a PHD
[00:11.941]完美女人博学多才至少是个博士
[00:11.941]But just one PHD
[00:14.070]但只有一个博士学位
[00:14.070]She should have two or three
[00:16.748]她应该有两三个
[00:16.748]In Physics and Statistics
[00:19.266]物理与统计
[00:19.266]Come on be realistic
[00:21.746]来吧现实点
[00:21.746]And Classic Russian Novels from the 19th century
[00:26.446]还有19世纪的俄罗斯经典小说
[00:26.446]Now how about her breeding
[00:28.655]现在她的教养怎么样
[00:28.655]The finest line of course
[00:31.045]当然是最好的歌词
[00:31.045]For Christ's sakes
[00:31.765]看在上帝的份上
[00:31.765]Are you looking for a woman or a horse
[00:35.374]你是找女人还是找马
[00:35.374]Her ancestry is vital
[00:37.894]她的血统至关重要
[00:37.894]Then find one with a title
[00:40.013]那就找一个有头衔的
[00:40.013]And maybe you'll get money
[00:42.073]也许你会赚到钱
[00:42.073]When she sues you for divorce
[00:44.312]当她起诉你离婚时
[00:44.312]So what to say
[00:45.731]所以该说什么
[00:45.731]She knows ballet
[00:46.870]她懂芭蕾
[00:46.870]A girl who's fun
[00:47.980]一个有趣的女孩
[00:47.980]Who packs a gun
[00:49.300]谁带着枪
[00:49.300]Secure like me
[00:50.480]像我一样镇定自若
[00:50.480]She's six foot three
[00:51.680]她身高六英尺三英寸
[00:51.680]Now Simon please
[00:52.720]西蒙拜托了
[00:52.720]The girl's Chinese
[00:55.219]这个女孩是中国人
[00:55.219]Okay she's six foot one
[00:59.339]好吧她身高六英尺一英寸
[00:59.339]She wants to bear my son
[01:03.768]她想生下我的儿子
[01:03.768]Now that'd be something else
[01:06.047]现在那就另当别论了
[01:06.047]Conceiving by herself
[01:09.586]独自孕育
[01:09.586]The perfect woman walks with grace
[01:12.305]完美的女人走路都很优雅
[01:12.305]Is Grace a woman too
[01:13.994]格蕾丝也是个女人吗
[01:13.994]The perfect woman knows her place
[01:16.904]完美的女人知道自己的位置
[01:16.904]And knows it's not with you
[01:18.483]我知道这与你无关
[01:18.483]The perfect woman's not a floozy
[01:21.483]完美的女人不是
[01:21.483]But you hope she won't be choosy
[01:24.003]可你希望她不要挑三拣四
[01:24.003]She knows traditions must be shown respect
[01:28.422]她知道我们必须尊重传统
[01:28.422]She knows just what my parents will expect
[01:32.911]她知道我父母的期待
[01:32.911]She matches every item on my list
[01:37.180]她和我清单上的每一项都一样
[01:37.180]The perfect woman
[01:39.620]完美的女人
[01:39.620]The perfect woman
[01:41.750]完美的女人
[01:41.750]Does not exist
[01:49.340]不存在
[01:49.340]The perfect woman's cultured
[01:51.380]
[01:51.380]Well-connected and well-bred
[01:53.499]完美的女人很有教养
[01:53.499]She's over-educated
[01:55.509]人脉深厚教养良好
[01:55.509]And let's not forget well-fed
[01:57.979]她受了太多教育
[01:57.979]She's brainy and she's classy
[02:00.539]别忘了丰衣足食
[02:00.539]But don't forget the chassis
[02:02.719]她很聪明很有品味
[02:02.719]'Cause one night you might find yourself
[02:04.759]但是不要忘了底盘
[02:04.759]In the perfect woman's bed
[02:07.088]因为有一天你会发现
[02:07.088]I guess she's strong
[02:08.548]在完美女人的床上
[02:08.548]You can't go wrong
[02:09.648]我想她很坚强
[02:09.648]Childbearing hips
[02:10.748]你不会错的
[02:10.748]Load-bearing lips
[02:11.928]生育臀
[02:11.928]A shapely breast
[02:13.138]承载唇
[02:13.138]A hairy chest
[02:14.278]丰满的乳房
[02:14.278]Attractive eyes
[02:15.128]多毛的胸膛
[02:15.128]And chiseled thighs
[02:16.777]诱人的眼神
[02:16.777]And wait chiseled what
[02:21.135]凹凸有致的大腿
[02:21.135]And yeah a bubble butt
[02:25.424]等等雕刻什么
[02:25.424]Now Simon that's just wrong
[02:27.684]
[02:27.684]And yeah a great big schlong
[02:29.603]丰满翘臀
[02:29.603]The perfect woman is the one
[02:32.162]Simon这大错特错了
[02:32.162]You take to bed each night
[02:34.042]一大笔钱
[02:34.042]The perfect woman can be fun
[02:36.832]完美的女人
[02:36.832]But she'll put up a fight
[02:38.922]你每天晚上睡觉时
[02:38.922]The perfect woman
[02:39.922]完美的女人也可以很有趣
[02:39.922]Should be able to drink beneath the table
[02:43.731]但她会奋起反抗
[02:43.731]To scratch her balls and smoke a fine cigar
[02:48.341]完美的女人
[02:48.341]Sew curtains then go out and fix the car
[02:52.890]应该可以在桌子底下喝酒
[02:52.890]Sing La Boheme like any opera star
[02:57.378]挠她的蛋蛋抽一支上等雪茄
[02:57.378]The perfect woman knows you well
[02:59.598]缝窗帘然后出去把车修好
[02:59.598]And makes you feel complete
[03:01.788]像任何一个歌剧明星一样歌唱波西米亚人
[03:01.788]The perfect woman never tells
[03:04.148]完美的女人对你了如指掌
[03:04.148]She's perfectly discreet
[03:06.228]让你感觉人生完整
[03:06.228]The perfect woman helps her lover
[03:08.808]完美的女人从不告密
[03:08.808]When he needs to keep his cover
[03:11.117]她谨言慎行
[03:11.117]She puts up with her lover's silly crap
[03:15.587]完美的女人帮助她的爱人
[03:15.587]She helps her lover slip the family trap
[03:20.034]当他需要掩饰自己时
[03:20.034]She tolerates him when he's wackeroo
[03:25.174]她忍受她情人的愚蠢行为
[03:25.174]She sounds like me
[03:28.034]
[03:28.034]And me too
[03:31.354]她帮她的爱人偷偷溜进家里
[03:31.354]The perfect woman
[03:34.734]当他胡作非为时她也能包容他
[03:34.734]The perfect woman
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[03:37.823]Is you
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