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[00:11.760]Now let's take a trip down memory lane
[00:14.850]让我们沿着记忆长河回溯
[00:14.850]Back to junior high school where it all began
[00:17.310]回到初中时代 故事开始的地方
[00:17.310]Three bad little kids raising hell at school
[00:19.890]三个捣蛋鬼在学校兴风作浪
[00:19.890]We were just thirteen straight acting the fool
[00:22.500]十三岁的我们整日胡闹疯狂
[00:22.500]Everyday after class Kiv's house was the spot
[00:25.050]每天放学后基弗家是据点
[00:25.050]Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught
[00:27.480]恶作剧电话不断 生怕被人发现
[00:27.480]Best friends blood brothers yo we're one in the same
[00:30.000]歃血为盟的兄弟 我们心意相通
[00:30.000]Till one faithful afternoon when everything changed
[00:32.759]直到那个午后 命运突然转动
[00:32.759]One day playing punch out up in Kiv's room
[00:35.430]那天在基夫房间玩着拳击游戏
[00:35.430]The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom
[00:37.800]房子突然震动 轰隆巨响入耳际
[00:37.800]Looked out the back window saw a billowin' smoke
[00:40.350]后窗望去浓烟翻滚冲天起
[00:40.350]Yo your backyard is smashed
[00:41.610]嘿你家后院被砸烂
[00:41.610]Man this isn't a joke
[00:42.780]兄弟这可不是儿戏
[00:42.780]Yo let's go check this out man
[00:44.010]走咱们去探个究竟
[00:44.010]Oh what was that'
[00:44.370]咦什么动静
[00:44.370]Alright bet let's go
[00:45.390]好嘞说走就走
[00:45.390]All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement
[00:48.060]烟雾与残骸指引我们来到地下室
[00:48.060]Yo what the hell is that'
[00:49.260]天啊那是什么鬼东西
[00:49.260]Man it looks like a spaceship
[00:50.520]老兄看起来像艘太空船
[00:50.520]We all ran for cover as the hatch opened wide
[00:53.100]舱门突然大开 我们慌忙躲藏
[00:53.100]And a little green dude stepped out from inside
[00:55.890]绿色小矮人从里面走了出来
[00:55.890]He said：I'm from Mars and I come in peace
[00:58.230]他说：我来自火星 带着和平而来
[00:58.230]I have something to ask and it's not discreet
[01:00.780]有个难以启齿的请求要拜托你们
[01:00.780]There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix
[01:03.510]我们的DNA螺旋中出现了变异
[01:03.510]And you three kids are the ones who can heal it
[01:05.910]而你们三个孩子是唯一能治愈的人
[01:05.910]But we're just thirteen
[01:07.200]可我们才十三岁
[01:07.200]Man what can we do'
[01:08.370]老兄 我们能做什么
[01:08.370]Um how should I put this'
[01:09.990]呃 我该怎么说呢
[01:09.990]I think we should screw
[01:11.040]我觉得我们应该*
[01:11.040]Whaaat'
[01:11.220]什么？！
[01:11.220]On my home planet we can no longer breed
[01:13.500]在我的母星上 我们已无法繁衍后代
[01:13.500]I've been sent as a receptacle to store in your seed
[01:16.230]我被派来作为容器 承载你们的种子
[01:16.230]Store in our seed'
[01:17.370]承载我们的种子
[01:17.370]Yo I think he means s*x
[01:18.840]他说的该不会是那种事吧
[01:18.840]Man I'm a virgin
[01:20.160]可我还是处男啊
[01:20.160]We all are
[01:20.910]我们都是
[01:20.910]Bet
[01:21.480]赌一把
[01:21.480]I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes
[01:23.700]我干脆闭眼躺平算了
[01:23.700]Awh what should we do'
[01:24.900]唉 我们该怎么办
[01:24.900]Now it's spreading its thighs
[01:26.280]此刻它正舒展肢体
[01:26.280]You'll be heroes on my planet
[01:27.750]你们将成为我星球的英雄
[01:27.750]But why us three'
[01:28.890]但为何选中我们三人
[01:28.890]You're the chosen ones
[01:30.150]你们是天选之子
[01:30.150]You'll just have to trust me
[01:31.710]只需相信我的指引
[01:31.710]Yo should we do it'
[01:32.430]嘿 我们该答应吗
[01:32.430]Man I don't know
[01:33.210]老兄 我拿不定主意
[01:33.210]Yo I say we put it to a vote
[01:34.350]不如投票决定吧
[01:34.350]All in favor say I
[01:36.120]赞成的人请说"我"
[01:36.120]I
[01:36.750]我
[01:36.750]Okay we're in
[01:37.830]好 我们加入
[01:37.830]Cool
[01:38.130]酷
[01:38.130]Who should go first'
[01:39.090]谁先来
[01:39.090]I have three depositories to capture your burst
[01:41.580]我有三个容器来承载你的爆发
[01:41.580]Wait so at the same time'
[01:42.900]等等 要同时进行吗
[01:42.900]Yeah that's what I was thinking
[01:44.460]对 我就是这么想的
[01:44.460]Here's some wine coolers
[01:45.600]来点冰镇果酒
[01:45.600]Let's get you boys drinking
[01:46.860]让少年们畅饮开怀
[01:46.860]We pounded the drinks and started gettin' tipsy
[01:49.500]我们痛饮至微醺
[01:49.500]Then took our positions and started getting' frisky
[01:52.050]摆好阵势开始嬉闹
[01:52.050]One in the front
[01:53.100]一人在前
[01:53.100]And two in the back
[01:54.390]两人在后
[01:54.390]Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap
[01:56.880]纠缠如中国指套般难分难解
[01:56.880]Keep pumpin' away
[01:58.260]继续欢腾不停歇
[01:58.260]My wife and family thank you
[01:59.580]我的妻儿都感谢你
[01:59.580]I'm about to explode
[02:00.690]我快要爆炸了
[02:00.690]Yo son me too
[02:02.310]嘿兄弟我也是
[02:02.310]Three way Climax
[02:03.570]三人行的巅峰时刻
[02:03.570]Best friends forever
[02:04.590]永远的好兄弟
[02:04.590]What a blessing to have lost our virginities together
[02:07.290]能一起失去童贞真是天赐的缘分
[02:07.290]Yeah
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[02:07.440]Andy Jorm and Kiv
[02:08.580]安迪、乔姆和基夫
[02:08.580]You've saved my race
[02:09.750]你拯救了我的种族
[02:09.750]Your reward is one wish
[02:11.009]许个愿作为回报吧
[02:11.009]Then I'll go back to space
[02:12.390]之后我便返回太空
[02:12.390]We looked at each other
[02:13.620]我们相视而笑
[02:13.620]Didn't have to talk
[02:14.790]无需言语交流
[02:14.790]Knew exactly what we wanted before it took off
[02:17.370]在飞船升空前就已心领神会
[02:17.370]Mister Alien sir
[02:18.780]尊敬的外星人先生
[02:18.780]For what it's worth
[02:19.740]无论如何
[02:19.740]We want to be the greatest fake MCs on earth
[02:22.530]我们要成为地球上最假的MC之王
[02:22.530]Your wish is granted
[02:23.850]你的愿望实现了
[02:23.850]And thanks again
[02:25.140]再次感谢
[02:25.140]I may have saved my planet but I'm loosing three friends
[02:27.690]我或许拯救了母星 却要失去三位挚友
[02:27.690]What happened today was both incredible and bad
[02:30.390]今天的遭遇既荒诞又糟糕
[02:30.390]Therefore your name is Incredibad
[02:32.340]所以你们就叫"荒诞天团"
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