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[ti:How We Met]
[ar:Count Bass D]
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[00:00.000]How We Met - Count Bass D
[00:06.216]Out the dungeon of brain-pain I came
[00:08.136]With the sell-a-lot plot from the megawatt mainframe
[00:11.685]With a suit made of electricity
[00:13.705]I ran through the Great Wall of China convincingly
[00:16.905]That was after the world tour
[00:18.975]When I traveled through gravel and battled
[00:20.685]Matter at the Earth's core
[00:22.285]I did the show on a fireball a pioneer
[00:24.795]Ran into the jungle and jetted wearing a lion's ear
[00:27.785]I fought fear with the hammer Thor lent me
[00:30.115]And tangled with the angel of death for four centuries
[00:32.955]Put a name plate on the astroid belt
[00:35.515]And I ran through the future with a android's help
[00:38.355]Thats when civilians were made of metal
[00:40.795]I received a coronation cause I had the last flower petal
[00:43.895]My powers settled a clash between races
[00:46.174]And put good people on the magazine faces
[00:49.374]Substituted television scandals for elephants and pandas
[00:52.904]Tell 'em it's the elegant commando
[00:54.693]With a hand so big I punched a Sphynx in the nose
[00:57.573]And the nose decomposed and so the story goes
[01:00.323]I slaped a 40-o out of a young man's hand
[01:03.173]And fed him lessons of life to formulate a plan
[01:05.843]I wore the prime meridian as a wristband
[01:08.453]And gave away my riches but I still remained a rich man
[01:11.172]The quicksand I withstood for good
[01:13.762]As I hopped a dragonfly to outer space and met Count Bass