[03:10.00]Writer(s): Dennis/Adair
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[03:10.00]I make a date for golf -
[03:10.00]You can bet you life it rains.
[03:10.00]I try to give a party -
[03:10.00]And the guy upstairs complains.
[03:10.00]I guess I'll go thru life;
[03:10.00]Just catchin' colds and missin' trains,
[03:10.00]Ev'rything happens to me.
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[03:10.00]I never miss a thing -
[03:10.00]I've had measles and the mumps.
[03:10.00]And ev'ry time I play my ace -
[03:10.00]My partner always trumps.
[03:10.00]I guess I'm just a fool;
[03:10.00]Who never looks before he jumps,
[03:10.00]Ev'rything happens to me.
[03:10.00]
[03:10.00]At first my heart tho't;
[03:10.00]You could break this jinx for me.
[03:10.00]That love would turn the trick;
[03:10.00]To end my despair.
[03:10.00]But now, I just can't fool;
[03:10.00]This head that thinks for me.
[03:10.00]I've mortgaged all my castles in the air.
[03:10.00]
[03:10.00]I've telegraphed and called;
[03:10.00]I sent"Air Mail Special", too;
[03:10.00]You answer was goodbye -
[03:10.00]And there was even postage due.
[03:10.00]I fell in love just once;
[03:10.00]And then it had to be with you,
[03:10.00]Ev'rything happens to me.