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[00:13.980]Okay
[00:14.490]This guy walks into a bar
[00:16.770]No
[00:17.040]I'm just
[00:17.460]I'm just f**king with you
[00:18.030]I'm kidding
[00:18.960]No
[00:20.370]There's this
[00:21.270]This young bull and this old bull
[00:24.150]And they're standing on top of a hill
[00:27.810]And I tried to tell you before
[00:37.500]That that's why I left California
[00:47.850]So they're standing on top of this hill
[00:49.740]Right
[00:50.100]And they're looking out over a pasture full of cows
[00:55.350]Whole f**king pasture
[00:55.770]And the young bull turns to the old bull
[01:00.570]And he goes
[01:02.310]'I got this really good idea
[01:06.510]And the old bull's like
[01:07.650]'Yeah
[01:08.160]And I tried to tell you before
[01:17.700]That that's why I left California
[01:27.180]'Yeah
[01:27.420]' he's like
[01:28.050]'Yeah
[01:28.140]Yeah
[01:29.310]I got this really good idea
[01:30.750]Let's run down that hill and f**k one of those cows
[01:35.640]And the old bull just looks at him
[01:36.870]You know he's just looking at him
[01:38.520]He's like
[01:39.810]'Look
[01:40.470]I got a better idea
[01:42.030]And the young bull's like
[01:44.460]'Oh yeah
[01:44.940]What's your f**king brilliant idea
[01:48.270]And the old bull goes
[01:49.020]And I tried to tell you before
[01:57.900]That that's why I left California
[02:07.950]And the old bull goes
[02:11.190]'Let's walk down that hill and f**k all of those cows
[02:14.910]Dig
[02:21.750]You know
[02:22.080]Like he ain't been in town long or something
[02:24.210]I dunno
[02:28.290]And I tried to tell you before
[02:37.770]That that's why I left California