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[00:00.000]Just One Of Those Days - DJ Jazzy Jeff/The Fresh Prince
[00:21.230]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
[00:21.230]Have you ever in your life experienced a day
[00:23.650]你可曾经历过这样的一天
[00:23.650]Where nothing at all seems to go your way
[00:26.440]事事不顺 处处碰壁
[00:26.440]No matter how hard you try to get out of the rut
[00:28.930]无论怎样挣扎都难以摆脱困境
[00:28.930]You just could not break the string of bad lucka day
[00:31.800]厄运接二连三 无法挣脱
[00:31.800]Where Murphy's law takes over your life
[00:33.990]墨菲定律主宰了你的生活
[00:33.990]And you just can't seem to do a darn thing right
[00:36.670]似乎做什么都会出错
[00:36.670]And when the day was over you just had to say
[00:39.290]当这一天终于结束时 你只能感叹
[00:39.290]You said man it's just one of those days
[00:52.270]唉 这就是倒霉透顶的一天
[00:52.270]My day started off kind of cool
[00:53.950]我的一天开始还算不错
[00:53.950]I brushed my teeth I comed my hair
[00:55.890]刷完牙梳好头
[00:55.890]And I got dressed and went to school
[00:57.700]穿戴整齐去上学
[00:57.700]I stopped at the store for a breakfast snack
[00:59.760]路过商店买了早餐
[00:59.760]A tasty cake and orange juice and a bubble yum pack
[01:02.630]美味蛋糕配橙汁 还有泡泡糖一包
[01:02.630]About that point I proceeded to class
[01:04.940]接着我就往教室走
[01:04.940]I spoke to all the pretty girls that I passed
[01:07.680]和路过的漂亮女生都打招呼
[01:07.680]I went to my room which was on the first floor
[01:10.390]我的教室就在一楼
[01:10.390]I had no idea what I was in for
[01:13.010]我完全没料到即将降临的厄运
[01:13.010]I sat in my desk and minded my own business
[01:15.710]安静坐在课桌前与世无争
[01:15.710]Someone knocked on the door the teacher said who is it
[01:18.330]突然敲门声响起 老师问来者何人
[01:18.330]This girl walked in my imigination ran wild
[01:20.890]女孩走进教室 我思绪天马行空
[01:20.890]She stole my heart just by the way that she smiled
[01:23.980]她嫣然一笑就偷走我的心跳
[01:23.980]I couldn't resist so I grabbed her butt
[01:26.170]鬼使神差间我竟伸手冒犯
[01:26.170]She said what's wrong with you fool are you some kind of nut
[01:28.980]她怒斥"你这疯子是不是有病"
[01:28.980]The teacher turned around while my arm was extended
[01:31.290]老师转身时 我正伸着手臂
[01:31.290]She looked me in the face and said Prince you're suspended
[01:34.430]她直视我说 王子你被停课了
[01:34.430]I said your tripping it's just a bad habit
[01:36.680]我说你误会了 这只是个坏习惯
[01:36.680]She put it in my face she must've wanted me to grab it
[01:39.420]她把纸条怼到我面前 像是要我接住
[01:39.420]I pleaded my case but she wrote the pink slip
[01:41.800]我极力辩解 她却开出退学单
[01:41.800]Then I just shoke my head I said I don't beleive this
[01:44.620]我只能摇头说 这太荒谬了
[01:44.620]She sent me to the head of the discipline staff
[01:47.140]她把我送到训导主任那里
[01:47.140]I tried to play it off so I started to laugh
[01:49.390]我试图装作无所谓 于是开始大笑
[01:49.390]I said ha ha this story is great
[01:52.070]我说哈哈这故事真精彩
[01:52.070]It's a big misunderstanding one big mistake
[01:54.580]完全是个天大的误会
[01:54.580]He didn't think that it was funny he didn't even smile
[01:57.320]他丝毫不觉得好笑 连嘴角都没动
[01:57.320]He said mmm mmm mmm you're an unlucky child
[02:00.360]他沉吟着说 你真是个倒霉孩子
[02:00.360]I stopped laughing and I said why is that
[02:02.550]我收起笑容问凭什么
[02:02.550]He said just get out my school and don't you ever come back
[02:05.350]他说立刻滚出学校永远别回来
[02:05.350]I said wait this is my school and you're telling me to leave it
[02:08.160]我争辩这可是我的学校你凭什么赶我
[02:08.160]He handed me my books and said yep you'd best beleive it
[02:10.710]他把课本塞给我说 没错你最好相信
[02:10.710]As I walked out the school back at the wall I did gaze
[02:13.210]当我走出校门 倚墙凝望
[02:13.210]And said man it's just one of those days
[02:26.240]叹息道 今天真是倒霉透顶
[02:26.240]I woke up around a quarter to eight
[02:28.200]我在七点四十五分醒来
[02:28.200]I wiped the sleep from out my eyes and I was feeling great
[02:30.880]揉去睡意 神清气爽
[02:30.880]I flipped my radio on and to my utter surprise
[02:33.370]打开收音机却惊觉
[02:33.370]I thought that it was eight o'clock but it was half past nine
[02:36.770]以为才八点 实则九点半
[02:36.770]I hopped up and put my feet on the floor
[02:38.710]跳下床 双脚刚着地
[02:38.710]Ran to the bathroom then I ow hit my foot on the door
[02:41.330]冲向浴室 却撞上门框痛彻心扉
[02:41.330]The pain was immense as it started to throb
[02:43.820]剧痛开始阵阵袭来
[02:43.820]I said to hell with broken toes I was losing my job
[02:46.650]管他脚趾骨折 工作都快不保
[02:46.650]So I combed my hair then I brushed my teeth
[02:49.150]草草梳头刷牙
[02:49.150]Threw on my Fila suit and my Fila sneaks
[02:51.650]套上菲乐西装蹬着菲乐球鞋
[02:51.650]Threw on my Fila underwear and my Fila hat
[02:54.200]穿上菲乐内裤戴上菲乐帽
[02:54.200]Then I ran downstairs and kicked the fila cat
[02:57.620]冲下楼时还踹飞菲乐家的猫
[02:57.620]I grabbed my jacket then I grabbed my keys
[02:59.610]抓起外套摸出车钥匙
[02:59.610]Then I prayed out loud car start please
[03:02.740]大声祈祷车子千万要发动
[03:02.740]The car started but what good was that
[03:04.810]车子发动了但有什么用
[03:04.810]I couldn't drive it anyway because the tires were flat
[03:07.370]轮胎全瘪了根本开不动
[03:07.370]I did the hundred yard dash to the top of my block
[03:09.990]我拼命狂奔到街区尽头
[03:09.990]Then I grabbed a dollar bill from my left sweat sock
[03:12.910]从左袜里掏出一美元救急用
[03:12.910]The bus pulled up I was late and kind of nervous
[03:15.350]公交车来了我却紧张又迟到
[03:15.350]I got real mad because the sign said out of service
[03:18.290]看到"停运"标识气得直跳脚
[03:18.290]I started hiking it I wasn't liking it
[03:20.590]徒步赶路实在苦不堪言
[03:20.590]I saw a little kid I stole his bike and started biking it
[03:23.550]抢了小孩单车开始夺命狂飙
[03:23.550]I thought I got away but when I ducked around the corner
[03:26.050]我以为逃出生天 却在转角处撞见
[03:26.050]There was twelve cop cars I said I'm a goner
[03:28.850]十二辆警车围堵 心想这下全完蛋
[03:28.850]Slamed on the flat I did 180 turn
[03:30.850]猛踩瘪胎急转漂移 甩出180度弧线
[03:30.850]Peddled the bike so fast I heard the rubble burn
[03:33.660]脚踏板蹬出火星 碎石路面都在冒烟
[03:33.660]With the cops in hot pursuit I started feeling like a jerk
[03:36.360]警笛穷追不舍 突然觉得自己真蠢
[03:36.360]I thought man all of this cause I was trying to get to work
[03:39.230]就为赶个上班 闹出这场亡命狂奔
[03:39.230]I could've got away I almost had 'em shook
[03:41.530]差点就能脱身 几乎甩掉那些条子
[03:41.530]Til this girl walked by something said not to look
[03:44.030]偏有个姑娘经过 鬼使神差回了头
[03:44.030]But I thought what the heck a little peek can't hurt
[03:46.650]我心想着偷瞄一眼又不会怎样
[03:46.650]But she made me miss the sign that said men at work
[03:49.330]却没注意"施工中"的警示牌高悬
[03:49.330]I screamed out loud as I crashed through the baracade
[03:52.220]冲破路障时我失声尖叫
[03:52.220]I saw my whole life flash before my face
[03:54.980]人生走马灯在眼前闪现
[03:54.980]I felt kind of dizzy all I saw was stars
[03:57.230]眩晕中只见金星乱冒
[03:57.230]I put my hands over my eyes and settled on the handle bars
[04:00.230]双手捂眼紧握车把不放
[04:00.230]That was stupid I got off track
[04:02.230]真是蠢到偏离了方向
[04:02.230]Cause about that point everything went black
[04:04.990]因为下一秒就彻底昏黄
[04:04.990]The next thing I remember is a head ache nagging
[04:07.920]恍惚间只记得头痛欲裂
[04:07.920]I woke up face down in the back of a paddy wagon
[04:10.710]醒来时脸朝下趴在警车后厢
[04:10.710]I pinched myself to make sure I wasn't dead
[04:13.210]掐自己确认是否还活着
[04:13.210]A big Flinstone lump on the side of my head
[04:16.020]脑袋肿起石器时代般的大包
[04:16.020]They took my picture and my finger prints
[04:18.080]他们拍下照片采集指纹
[04:18.080]I said wait you can't arrest me I'm the Fresh Prince
[04:20.890]我喊冤说不能抓我我可是新鲜王子
[04:20.890]I demand that you release me you incompetent fool
[04:23.440]要求立即释放我你这无能的蠢货
[04:23.440]You can't arrest me I'm the Prince you know the rules
[04:26.120]不能逮捕我我可是王子你懂规矩
[04:26.120]You got five seconds 'fore I punch out your lights
[04:28.500]五秒内不滚蛋我就揍扁你
[04:28.500]But then the cop pulled out his gun I said ha ha psyche
[04:31.800]警察掏枪时我嬉皮笑脸说开玩笑的啦
[04:31.800]I had a call so I called my boss
[04:33.740]我决定给老板打个电话
[04:33.740]I figured I might as well what else could be lost
[04:36.300]反正已经够糟还能失去啥
[04:36.300]Boss I'm sorry that I couldn't make it today
[04:38.860]老板抱歉今天没能到岗
[04:38.860]He said what are you talking about you're off today is Saturday
[04:42.080]他说你糊涂了吗今天周六休息啊
[04:42.080]Stuck in a cell scared as hell
[04:44.350]蹲在牢房吓得发抖
[04:44.350]I'm a hungry kind of tired and I hate this awful smell
[04:46.980]又饿又累这臭味真让人呕
[04:46.980]Maybe one day I'll get smart and change my ways
[04:49.480]或许有天我会学聪明 改过自新
[04:49.480]But for now it's just one of those days
[05:19.680]但此刻 这不过是倒霉的一天
[05:19.680]It's just one of those days
[05:21.050]这就是那该死的倒霉日
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