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[00:00.000]Intro - Bo Burnham
[00:08.920]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
[00:08.920]This is Bo Burnham
[00:12.230]
[00:12.230]He's 22 years old
[00:15.487]
[00:15.487]He's a male and he looks like the genetic product
[00:19.794]他是个男人 长相像是长颈鹿
[00:19.794]Of a giraffe having sex with Ellen Degeneres
[00:24.583]与艾伦·德杰尼勒斯结合的基因产物
[00:24.583]He has a gigantic head and tiny nipples
[00:29.662]顶着硕大头颅 配着迷你乳头
[00:29.662]He's isolated himself over the last five years in the pursuit of comedy
[00:35.280]为追求喜剧梦想闭关五年
[00:35.280]And in doing so has lost touch with reality
[00:42.726]却在过程中与现实彻底脱节
[00:42.726]You're an asshole Bo You hear me
[00:48.796]*你真是个混账 波 听见没
[00:48.796]You think you know better than me
[00:51.846]你以为比我更懂人生
[00:51.846]You think you know better than everybody
[00:55.866]你以为比全世界都清醒
[00:55.866]You will die alone and you will deserve it
[01:01.415]你将孤独终老 这是你应得的报应
[01:01.415]But in the meantime you might as well tell those silly jokes of yours
[01:07.594]但在此之前 不妨继续讲那些无聊的笑话
[01:07.594]See if that helps
[01:21.934]看看能否带来转机
[01:21.934]You used to do comedy when you felt like being funny
[01:28.073]从前你只在想逗乐时才表演喜剧
[01:28.073]But now you're contraction-ally obligated
[01:31.233]如今却被合约束缚手脚
[01:31.233]So dance you f**king monkey
[01:35.642]那就跳吧 你这该死的提线木偶
[01:35.642]Dance monkey dance
[01:37.231]跳啊 木偶 继续跳
[01:37.231]Welcome to the show
[01:38.201]欢迎来到这场秀
[01:38.201]This is Bo this is his show
[01:40.051]这是波 这是他的秀
[01:40.051]And Bo likes to dance like this
[01:43.261]波喜欢这样跳舞
[01:43.261]Welcome to the show this is Bo
[01:44.940]欢迎来到这场秀 这是波
[01:44.940]This is his show and Bo takes off his pants like this
[01:49.290]这是他的秀 波这样脱裤子
[01:49.290]Play an invisible drum
[01:52.080]敲打看不见的鼓
[01:52.080]Play an invisible trumpet trumpet sound
[01:55.079]吹响无形的喇叭 喇叭声
[01:55.079]Drink some invisible water
[01:57.868]喝下透明的水
[01:57.868]Oh sh*t That water's real
[02:01.258]天啊 这水是真的
[02:01.258]Bo wants to make you feel comfortable
[02:04.147]Bo想让你感到自在
[02:04.147]Bo wants to make you feel comfortable
[02:07.416]Bo想让你感到自在
[02:07.416]Bo wants to make you feel comfortable
[02:10.066]Bo想让你感到自在
[02:10.066]So sit back relax and enjoy a healthy dose of
[02:13.245]所以请放松 享受这恰到好处的
[02:13.245]Prolonged eye contact Prolonged eye contact
[02:16.264]持久对视 持久对视
[02:16.264]Prolonged eye contact Prolonged eye contact
[02:19.294]持久对视 持久对视
[02:19.294]Prolonged eye contact Prolonged eye contact
[02:22.274]持久对视 持久对视
[02:22.274]Prolonged eye contact Prolonged eye contact
[02:25.243]持久对视 持久对视
[02:25.243]Prolonged eye contact Prolonged eye contact
[02:28.221]持久对视 持久对视
[02:28.221]Prolonged eye contact Prolonged eye contact
[02:31.041]持久对视 持久对视
[02:31.041]Prolonged eye contact Prolonged eye contact
[02:34.781]持久对视 持久对视
[02:34.781]Prolonged eye contact
[02:37.181]长久凝视
[02:37.181]Prolonged eye contact Prolonged eye contact
[02:40.351]持久对视 持久对视
[02:40.351]Prolonged eye contact Prolonged eye contact
[02:43.311]持久对视 持久对视
[02:43.311]Prolonged eye contact Prolonged eye contact
[02:46.031]持久对视 持久对视
[02:46.031]Lick your lips to make it more comforting
[02:48.710]轻舔嘴唇 让气氛更显暧昧
[02:48.710]Do you want to see a magic trick
[02:51.859]想看魔术表演吗
[02:51.859]Do you want to see a magic trick
[02:54.868]想看魔术表演吗
[02:54.868]Do you want to see a magic trick
[02:57.858]想看魔术表演吗
[02:57.858]Then pick a card any card-Psyche
[03:01.327]随便抽张牌吧 - 骗你的
[03:01.327]Magic isn't real you idiot read a book
[03:04.316]魔术都是假的 傻瓜 多读点书
[03:04.316]Magic isn't real you idiot read a book
[03:07.344]魔术都是假的 傻瓜 多读点书
[03:07.344]Magic isn't real you idiot read a book
[03:10.262]魔术都是假的 傻瓜 多读点书
[03:10.262]Magic isn't real or is it
[03:16.482]魔法真的不存在吗 或许未必
[03:16.482]And at that moment
[03:18.631]就在那一刻
[03:18.631]Bo's 20 year old cynicism melted into childlike wonder
[03:24.889]Bo积攒二十年的愤世嫉俗 化作了孩童般的天真
[03:24.889]He never knew there could be so much magic in the world
[03:29.919]他从未想过世间竟有如此多的魔法
[03:29.919]It's a world of possibilities Bo
[03:33.438]这是个充满可能性的世界啊 Bo
[03:33.438]What do you want to do first Run
[03:36.708]你想先做什么 奔跑吗
[03:36.708]Yeah sure you can run
[03:38.907]当然 你可以尽情奔跑
[03:38.907]Fly Well yeah you can fly
[03:43.456]飞 好吧你确实能飞
[03:43.456]What What are you what the f**k are you do
[03:45.973]什么 你到底在搞什么鬼
[03:45.973]What the f**k are you doing
[03:47.532]你他*的在干什么
[03:47.532]Stop st-stop it
[03:49.570]停下 快-快停下
[03:49.570]What the f-you f**king idiot stop stop stop
[03:55.047]你这*的白痴 停 停 快停下
[03:55.047]Anyways In the distance Bo saw a beautiful fairy
[04:00.175]话说回来 远处Bo看见了一位美丽的仙子
[04:00.175]A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud
[04:02.335]仙子美得让他感到自豪
[04:02.335]About being called one in high school
[04:05.534]因为高中时曾被这样称呼过
[04:05.534]He then came across an old bridge with a troll standing guard
[04:09.863]他偶遇一座古桥 桥头站着个守卫的巨魔
[04:09.863]Bo knew he'd have to answer a riddle to get by
[04:13.323]波知道必须解开谜题才能通过
[04:13.323]The troll spoke thus:
[04:16.922]巨魔如此说道：
[04:16.922]Alright for the last time man I'm not a troll I'm homeless
[04:19.991]听着最后一次声明 我不是巨魔 我是流浪汉
[04:19.991]Ok do you have any spare change
[04:23.580]好吧 你有零钱吗
[04:23.580]Ok that's a used napkin I don't want that
[04:26.379]那只是张用过的纸巾 我不需要
[04:26.379]No no stop just you know what leave just leave please leave '
[04:32.629]不不 停下 你知道的 走吧 请离开吧
[04:32.629]And then as Bo arrived on the other side of the stage
[04:38.107]当波终于抵达舞台的另一端
[04:38.107]He saw a unicorn with five horns right in front of him
[04:42.756]他看见一只五角兽就在眼前伫立
[04:42.756]And the pentacorn spoke thus:
[04:47.315]那五角兽如是说道：
[04:47.315]Hello Bo I've been looking for you for quite a long t-ugh '
[05:07.985]"你好啊Bo 我寻找你已很久——呃"
[05:07.985]He was safe for now
[05:11.384]此刻他暂且安全
[05:11.384]But the dark thoughts would soon return
[05:17.494]但阴暗念头终将卷土重来
[05:17.494]It's Godzilla
[05:42.607]是哥斯拉啊
[05:42.607]It's so hard to be a lizard
[05:48.807]当只蜥蜴实在太艰难
[05:48.807]It's hard to be a lizard
[05:54.526]做只蜥蜴如此艰难
[05:54.526]Tiny arms itchy gizzard
[06:00.905]短小的手臂 躁动的内脏
[06:00.905]It's hard to be a lizard
[06:08.444]做只蜥蜴如此艰难
[06:08.444]But it's harder to segue
[06:10.363]但更难的是话题转换
[06:10.363]Is he skiing or is he in a gay porn
[06:13.062]他在滑雪还是同志影片
[06:13.062]Is he skiing what or is he in a gay porn
[06:16.250]他是在滑雪还是同志影片
[06:16.250]Is he skiing huh or is he in a gay porn
[06:19.459]他到底在滑雪还是同志影片
[06:19.459]Here's a hint he's in a gay porn
[06:22.328]提示一下 他在同志影片里
[06:22.328]Ok Bo this miming sh*t is getting pretty annoying
[06:26.717]够了Bo 这哑剧把戏真让人烦躁
[06:26.717]So give them the real thing
[06:28.827]那就给他们来点真材实料
[06:28.827]My voice is so f**king natural
[06:34.076]我的声音天生就这么带劲
[06:34.076]It's naturally good
[06:35.706]浑然天成的好
[06:35.706]Naturally good
[06:38.715]浑然天成
[06:38.715]Naturally good
[06:41.725]浑然天成
[06:41.725]This is the end of the song and the beginning of the show
[06:45.524]歌曲到此结束 好戏正式开场
[06:45.524]Welcome to the show
[07:01.693]欢迎来到这场秀
[07:01.693]That lizard part was pretty f**king stupid
[07:06.721]那段蜥蜴表演真是蠢透了
[07:06.721]We're recording part of the CD tonight and yeah
[07:09.440]今晚我们正在录制专辑的一部分 是的
[07:09.440]Good to start off with eight minutes of mime jokes for the CD
[07:15.019]用八分钟哑剧笑话开场最适合这张专辑
[07:15.019]I want to start off with a joke for the fellas
[07:16.369]我想先给兄弟们讲个笑话
[07:16.369]I don't feel like I connect with my men
[07:18.389]总觉得和男性观众之间
[07:18.389]In the audience as well as
[07:19.199]不像和青春期前女孩们
[07:19.199]I do with my prepubescent girls
[07:21.308]那样心意相通
[07:21.308]So where my fellas at Fellas
[07:24.828]所以我的兄弟们在哪里 兄弟们
[07:24.828]Yo fellas don't you hate it when you're sucking a guy's dick
[07:28.507]嘿兄弟们 你们难道不讨厌给男人*的时候
[07:28.507]And he ends up being a faggot Am I right
[07:31.707]最后他成了个娘娘腔 我说得对吧
[07:31.707]These f**king faggots with their tasty dicks
[07:33.916]这些该死的基佬还带着美味
[07:33.916]Alright if you'd like to leave during
[07:40.176]好吧 如果你想中途离场
[07:40.176]The show the exit signs are marked clearly in red
[07:43.045]出口标识都用红色标得清清楚楚
[07:43.045]Sort of a orangish/reddish/fiery red
[07:45.175]算是种橙红带火焰的红色
[07:45.175]So we'll be f**ked if we need them
[07:46.795]真要用时就抓瞎了
[07:46.795]But we can see them now
[07:55.243]但现在倒能看得见
[07:55.243]This show is called 'what '
[07:56.482]本场演出名叫《什么》
[07:56.482]And I hope there are some surprises geez
[07:59.512]但愿生活还能给我些惊喜 天啊
[07:59.512]I knocked the water over by accident
[08:01.271]我不小心打翻了水杯
[08:01.271]He meant to knock the water over yeah yeah yeah
[08:03.859]他故意打翻水杯的 对对对
[08:03.859]But you all thought it was an accident
[08:06.458]但你们都以为是个意外
[08:06.458]But he meant to knock the water over yeah yeah yeah
[08:09.198]可他本就是故意打翻的 对对对
[08:09.198]Art is lie nothing is real
[08:11.235]艺术即谎言 万物皆虚幻
[08:11.235]So it's called 'what ' and it's about hey cool it
[08:14.394]所以这作品叫《什么》讲的是 嘿冷静
[08:14.394]He meant to knock the water over yeah yeah yeah
[08:16.752]他故意打翻水杯的 对对对
[08:16.752]But you all thought it was an
[08:18.610]但你们都以为这是场意外
[08:18.610]Just take it off repeat and it won't repeat
[08:21.870]只需关闭循环播放 就不会再重复
[08:21.870]This is the good thing
[08:22.619]这反而是件好事
[08:22.619]We can edit all this in the actual CD recording
[08:24.568]我们可以在正式CD录音里剪辑掉这段
[08:24.568]He meant to play the track again yeah yeah yeah
[08:27.198]他本意就是要再放一遍 对对对
[08:27.198]But you all thought it was an accident
[08:29.897]但你们都以为是个意外
[08:29.897]But he meant to play the water track again-gain-gain
[08:32.466]可他就是要重播那段水声特效
[08:32.466]Art's still a lie nothing's still real
[08:34.335]艺术仍是谎言 真实依旧虚无
[08:34.335]What's the deal with segues
[08:36.544]这些过渡段子有什么意义
[08:36.544]Food jokes
[08:40.314]食物笑话
[08:40.314]How you guys doing up in the nosebleeds up top
[08:44.464]坐在山顶位置的观众们感觉如何
[08:44.464]Yes the nosebleeds where the coc*ine is done
[08:47.843]没错 就是那些吸食***的顶层座位
[08:47.843]I had a hotdog for breakfast
[08:50.673]我早餐吃了根热狗
[08:50.673]In Madison actually this morning
[08:53.172]就在麦迪逊 今天早上
[08:53.172]And yeah afterwards I felt like this whoa whoa
[08:59.080]然后 呃 之后我感觉天旋地转
[08:59.080]Because I couldn't control my stools Alright Jesus
[09:06.790]因为我完全控制不住自己 天啊
[09:06.790]For the people listening I moved the stool around a lot
[09:12.309]为了让听众们尽兴 我不断调整着凳子的位置
[09:12.309]This is gonna get difficult
[09:15.468]接下来的表演会有些难度
[09:15.468]But I'm glad you like poop-based puns
[09:16.687]不过很高兴你们喜欢屎尿屁双关梗
[09:16.687]That'll be a majority of the show so
[09:21.137]这将成为演出的主要基调
[09:21.137]Never waste a moment
[09:21.577]永远不要浪费每个瞬间
[09:21.577]Every moment can become a comedy moment see
[09:25.667]每个瞬间都能化作喜剧的闪光点
[09:25.667]Thank you so much I am
[09:27.927]非常感谢 我是
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