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[00:00.000]Channel 5: The Musical(Studio) - Bo Burnham
[00:23.250]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
[00:23.250]Tonight at 10
[00:24.580]今晚十点档
[00:24.580]The world is ending again
[00:25.959]世界末日再次上演
[00:25.959]And we know why and when
[00:27.529]我们知晓来龙去脉
[00:27.529]So you better watch
[00:29.109]敬请锁定收看
[00:29.109]We got a bit with some feminist chick
[00:31.908]特邀女权主义者访谈
[00:31.908]And also a picture of a starlet's crotch
[00:34.557]附赠女星私密特写
[00:34.557]Two people died a double homicide
[00:36.887]双尸命案惊现
[00:36.887]Their bodies found inside
[00:38.817]遗体藏于室内
[00:38.817]Of a wishing well
[00:40.186]关于许愿井的传说
[00:40.186]And we tackle the flaws
[00:41.576]我们剖析这些
[00:41.576]In these obesity laws
[00:42.985]肥胖症法案的漏洞
[00:42.985]In this segment that's sponsored
[00:44.714]本节目时段由
[00:44.714]By Taco Bell
[00:46.224]塔可钟赞助播出
[00:46.224]We've got violence danger sex and ***
[00:49.324]暴力 危险 情色 与***
[00:49.324]And it's awesome cause all of it's real
[00:51.722]精彩绝伦因为全都真实上演
[00:51.722]We do the illusion of news
[00:53.392]我们制造新闻的幻象
[00:53.392]And while you think you're choosing the views
[00:55.491]你以为自己在选择所见所闻
[00:55.491]That you feel
[00:56.660]那些你认同的真相
[00:56.660]All of this and more and live
[00:58.230]这一切还有更多 正在直播
[00:58.230]Only on the Channel 5 News
[01:03.720]尽在第五频道新闻
[01:03.720]Only on the Channel 5 News
[01:09.388]尽在第五频道新闻
[01:09.388]Only on the Channel 5
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[01:19.137]We've got Chip Walker live at the scene
[01:20.596]现场记者奇普·沃克为您报道
[01:20.596]With breaking news Chip are you there
[01:22.215]突发新闻 奇普你在现场吗
[01:22.215]Chip Walker here
[01:23.975]这里是奇普·沃克
[01:23.975]Am I coming in clear
[01:25.505]信号接收是否清晰
[01:25.505]I'm standing near
[01:26.655]我正身处案发现场附近
[01:26.655]To the scene of the crime
[01:28.164]就在犯罪现场边缘
[01:28.164]This Iraqi guy's shop
[01:29.614]这家伊拉克人开的店铺
[01:29.614]Seemed a newsworthy spot
[01:30.963]似乎具有新闻价值
[01:30.963]So we've been gathering shots here for quite some time
[01:34.101]我们在此已拍摄取材多时
[01:34.101]Today real fast
[01:35.100]今日速报
[01:35.100]The owner's daughter passed
[01:36.450]老板千金离世
[01:36.450]We grabbed a shot of her ass
[01:38.018]我们偷拍她臀部
[01:38.018]While the owner was near
[01:39.468]趁其父在旁时
[01:39.468]Then he struck my chest
[01:41.037]他怒击我胸口
[01:41.037]And now he's under arrest
[01:42.296]现已被警方拘留
[01:42.296]And now you people have one less
[01:44.236]各位观众少了个
[01:44.236]Man to fear
[01:45.486]需要畏惧之人
[01:45.486]This family's angry crying sad and lost
[01:48.415]这家人愤怒哭泣 悲伤又迷茫
[01:48.415]And it's awesome cause all of it's real
[01:51.035]精彩绝伦 因为全是真实影像
[01:51.035]I do the illusion of news
[01:52.555]我制造着新闻幻象
[01:52.555]And while you think you're
[01:53.875]当你自以为
[01:53.875]Choosing the views that you feel
[01:56.065]能选择触动心弦的真相
[01:56.065]More as this develops live
[01:57.495]更多现场实况正在直播
[01:57.495]Only on the Channel 5 News
[02:03.095]尽在第五频道新闻
[02:03.095]Only on the Channel 5 News
[02:08.684]尽在第五频道新闻
[02:08.684]Only on the Channel 5 News
[02:12.672]尽在第五频道新闻
[02:12.672]We go now to Max Stevens
[02:14.051]现在连线现场记者马克斯·史蒂文斯
[02:14.051]With the weather for the weekend
[02:15.151]为您带来周末天气预报
[02:15.151]What are we looking at here
[02:16.370]让我们看看天气情况如何
[02:16.370]Umbrellas or picnic baskets
[02:18.509]该准备雨伞还是野餐篮
[02:18.509]Max
[02:19.999]马克斯
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[02:22.429]We're experiencing technical
[02:24.079]我们正遭遇技术故障
[02:24.079]Difficulties please stand by
[02:42.859]请稍候片刻
[02:42.859]Alright we got a signal Cut to Max
[02:44.728]好了 信号恢复了 切换到马克
[02:44.728]Good evening hi
[02:46.027]晚上好 嗨
[02:46.027]It's your weather guy
[02:47.437]我是天气预报员
[02:47.437]I advise you to buy
[02:48.617]建议您再买一根
[02:48.617]Another lightning rod
[02:50.376]避雷针
[02:50.376]We didn't catch
[02:51.476]刚才那段没录上
[02:51.476]This impending disaster
[02:53.135]这场迫近的灾难
[02:53.135]Maybe it's natural maybe it's God
[02:55.904]或许是天意 或许是神罚
[02:55.904]The sliding mud
[02:57.184]泥流倾泻
[02:57.184]The incoming flood
[02:58.424]洪水将至
[02:58.424]Will never wash the blood
[02:59.874]却永远洗不净
[02:59.874]From my greedy old hands
[03:01.604]我贪婪老手上的血迹
[03:01.604]This job was fun I had a pretty good run
[03:04.283]这份差事曾有趣 我也曾风光得意
[03:04.283]But I've never been one to give in to demands
[03:07.711]但我向来不会向任何要求屈服
[03:07.711]People are angry crying sad and lost
[03:10.561]人们愤怒哭泣 悲伤迷惘
[03:10.561]And it's awful cause all of it's real
[03:13.730]这一切如此可怕 因为全都真实存在
[03:13.730]We do the illusion of news
[03:15.338]我们制造新闻的幻象
[03:15.338]And while you think you're choosing the views that you feel
[03:17.976]当你以为能选择想看的真相
[03:17.976]All of this and more and live
[03:19.464]这一切还有更多 正在直播
[03:19.464]Only on the Channel 5
[03:20.924]尽在第五频道
[03:20.924]Only on the Channel 5
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[03:22.573]Only-only-on
[03:27.843]独家-独家-呈现
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[03:33.583]Only on the Channel 5
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[03:38.683]Only on the Channel 5
[03:44.671]尽在第五频道
[03:44.671]Only on the Channel 5 News
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[03:50.401]Only on the Channel 5
[03:56.050]尽在第五频道
[03:56.050]Only on the Channel 5
[04:01.680]尽在第五频道
[04:01.680]Only on the Channel 5
[04:07.249]尽在第五频道
[04:07.249]Only on the Channel 5 News
[04:13.049]尽在第五频道新闻
[04:13.049]Only on the Channel 5
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[04:18.719]Only on the Channel 5
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