[13:10.00]锘縄'm a Very Important Person
[13:10.00]I park in the V.I.P
[13:10.00]And when I go to the bathroom,
[13:10.00]i go in the V.I.P toilet
[13:10.00]And when I wanna change a lightbulb,
[13:10.00]I don't do it myself... Oooohhh no...
[13:10.00]I have a technician
[13:10.00]Cause I'm a V.I.P
[13:10.00]I'm a V.I.P
[13:10.00]I'm a V.I.P
[13:10.00]I'm a V.I.P
[13:10.00]Now, as I began to become a V.I.P,
[13:10.00]i forgot what i've become a V.I.P for
[13:10.00]I began to grow accustomed to people saying
[13:10.00]"Right this way sir...drinks are on the house..."
[13:10.00]Flight attendants on airplanes saying :
[13:10.00]
[13:10.00]"Please...Really, I don't wanna bother you sir, but it's such a pleasure to have you on board.
[13:10.00]May I have your autograph for my daughter ?"
[13:10.00]"Yeah baby right after I go to the toilet
[13:10.00]I i'll give you a couple of'em
[13:10.00]Cause i'm a V.I.P!"
[13:10.00]
[13:10.00]Now,one thing about V.I.P is,is they never seem to be alone
[13:10.00]Ooohh no !
[13:10.00]The"true" V.I.P must travel with an entourage !
[13:10.00]People who say"Right on boss"
[13:10.00]Cause it's a V.I.P!
[13:10.00]Right on boss
[13:10.00]I'm a V.I.P!
[13:10.00]As i began to realise that i had gained V.I.P status,
[13:10.00]worries began to creep in
[13:10.00]What if one day,i woke up,and i was no longer a V.I.P ?
[13:10.00]No more good tables at the restaurants...
[13:10.00]No more strange women smiling and approaching me on the streets...
[13:10.00]No more top notch booty
[13:10.00]No more entourage to say"Right boss"
[13:10.00]I began to have nightmares
[13:10.00]And in my nightmares, I was just a f**king nobody.
[13:10.00]Laying at the beach, imagining myself being a VIP !
[13:10.00]Just like i was before...
[13:10.00]Hearing the applause in my head
[13:10.00]Beautiful warm embraces of superior members of the female gender...
[13:10.00]
[13:10.00]V.I.P
[13:10.00]V.I.P
[13:10.00]
[13:10.00]Of course, when one becomes a V.I.P,
[13:10.00]One meets other V.I.Ps
[13:10.00]At social occasions...
[13:10.00]And one inevitably thinks :
[13:10.00]"thck ! How shallow and crass these people are !
[13:10.00]They're not down to earth and real like me...
[13:10.00]Oooohhh no ! I'm a very special V.I.P"
[13:10.00]
[13:10.00]Another interesting phenomenon, associated with V.I.P celebrityhood, is the"V.I.P reflection effect", during which anyone associated with the V.I.P, becomes a sort of V.I.P in their own right ! Such as"son OF the V.I.P",
[13:10.00]"guitar player FOR the V.I.P",
[13:10.00]"girlfriend WITH the V.I.P",
[13:10.00]"accountants of the V.I.P"
[13:10.00]The maid, the dog, the music publisher ...huh !
[13:10.00]All enjoy a sort of 'reflected glory', as in..
[13:10.00]
[13:10.00]"Hi this is Nastea
[13:10.00]I work for Iggy
[13:10.00]And i'd like 6 tables tonight in the V.I.P section
[13:10.00]And he needs passes for everyone
[13:10.00]And free drinks of course
[13:10.00]In the V.I.P area"
[13:10.00]Right on boss
[13:10.00]Cause i'm a V.I.P.
[13:10.00]It's also true that when one is a V.I.P, everybody's happy to see you... All the time !
[13:10.00]And there's an implicit rule that a V.I.P must never- never
[13:10.00]Be on a barn.
[13:10.00]Cause everybody expects YOU to make their day
[13:10.00]And they're all be on to you if you're in a bad mood.
[13:10.00]They will"thck!tchk!tchk ! mur mur mur mur mur!",
[13:10.00]And you will find yourself with the wrong kind of attention:
[13:10.00]A"difficult" V.I.P.
[13:10.00]Psychologists tell us that a sense of self-esteem
[13:10.00]Is so necessary in today's world.
[13:10.00]As a V.I.P, I can guarantee you, you'll never be alone.
[13:10.00]You'll never be alone.
[13:10.00]Cause you're a V.I.P!
[13:10.00]