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[00:00.000]Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West) (2003 Remaster) - Benny Hill
[00:04.300]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
[00:04.300]You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced across the ground
[00:08.709]马蹄声如雷震耳 踏过尘土飞扬
[00:08.709]And the clatter of the wheels as they spun round and round
[00:11.989]车轮辚辚作响 在疾驰中旋转不停
[00:11.989]And he galloped into Market Street his badge upon his chest
[00:14.925]他策马冲进市集街 徽章在胸前闪亮
[00:14.925]His name was Ernie and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west
[00:20.163]他叫厄尼 驾着西部最快的牛奶车
[00:20.163]Now Ernie loved a widow a lady known as sue
[00:23.722]厄尼深爱着一位寡妇 人们都唤她苏
[00:23.722]She lived all alone in liddley lane at number twenty
[00:27.514]她独居利德巷 门牌二十号的房屋
[00:27.514]They said she was too good for him she was haughty proud and chic
[00:30.999]都说她高贵时髦 他根本配不上
[00:30.999]But Ernie got his cocoa there three times every week
[00:35.127]但每周三次 厄尼总去她家喝可可茶香
[00:35.127]They called him Ernie Ernie
[00:38.710]人们都叫他厄尼 厄尼
[00:38.710]And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west
[00:42.430]他驾驶着西部最快的牛奶车
[00:42.430]She said she'd like to bathe in milk he said all right sweetheart
[00:46.193]她说想在牛奶中沐浴 他说好的亲爱的
[00:46.193]And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his cart
[00:49.681]某晚收工后 他装满了一车牛奶
[00:49.681]He said you want it pasteurize cause pasteurize is best
[00:53.377]他说要经过巴氏杀菌 因为这样最卫生
[00:53.377]She says Ernie I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest
[00:57.265]她说厄尼 只要牛奶没过我胸口就开心
[00:57.265]That tickled old Ernie Ernie
[01:00.999]这话逗乐了老厄尼 厄尼
[01:00.999]And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west oh
[01:06.977]他驾驶着西部最快的牛奶车 噢
[01:06.977]Now Ernie had a rival an evil looking man
[01:10.457]厄尼有个死对头 面目可憎的家伙
[01:10.457]Called two ton ted from teddington and he drove the baker's van
[01:14.169]人称两吨重的泰德 开着面包车送货
[01:14.169]He tempted her with his treacle tarts and his tasty wholemeal bread
[01:17.519]他用糖浆馅饼诱惑她 还有全麦面包飘香
[01:17.519]And when she seen the size
[01:18.839]当她看见那些
[01:18.839]Of his hot meat pies it very near turned her head
[01:22.471]热腾腾的肉馅饼 差点让她意乱情迷
[01:22.471]She nearly swooned at his macaroon and he said if you treat me right
[01:26.157]他的蛋白杏仁饼让她神魂颠倒 他说只要你对我好
[01:26.157]You'll have hot rolls every morning and crumpets every night
[01:29.862]每天早晨都有热面包 每晚都有松饼尝
[01:29.862]He knew once she sampled his layer cake he'd have his wicked way
[01:33.406]他知道只要她尝过千层蛋糕 就会落入他的圈套
[01:33.406]And all Ernie had to offer was a pint of milk a day
[01:37.670]厄尼每天只能献上一品脱牛奶
[01:37.670]Poor Ernie Ernie
[01:41.071]可怜的厄尼 可怜的厄尼
[01:41.071]And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west oh
[01:46.696]他驾驶着西部最快的牛奶车 噢
[01:46.696]One lunch time ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door
[01:50.360]某天中午泰德看见她的门前停着厄尼的马车
[01:50.360]It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four
[01:54.035]发现下午四点半马车还在 他怒火中烧
[01:54.035]And as he let down from his van
[01:55.891]当他从面包车下来时
[01:55.891]Hot blood through his veins did course
[01:57.747]热血在血管里沸腾
[01:57.747]And he went across to Ernie's cart and didn't half kick his rose
[02:02.026]他冲到厄尼的马车前 狠狠踢了他的玫瑰
[02:02.026]Whose name was trigger trigger
[02:05.130]那匹马名叫闪电闪电
[02:05.130]And he pulled the fastest milk cart in the west
[02:09.034]他拉着西部最快的牛奶车
[02:09.034]Now Ernie rushed out into the street his gold top in his hand
[02:12.466]厄尼冲上街头 金顶帽握在手中
[02:12.466]He said if you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for her like a man
[02:16.514]说若想娶苏西 就得像个男人为她而战
[02:16.514]Oh why don't we play cards for her he sneeringly replied
[02:20.049]泰德轻蔑回应 何不玩牌定胜负
[02:20.049]And just to make it interesting we'll have a shilling on the side
[02:24.897]为添些趣味 我们再加一先令赌注
[02:24.897]Now Ernie dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun
[02:28.545]厄尼将他拽出面包车 烈日当空下
[02:28.545]They stood there face to face and ted went for his bun
[02:32.153]两人对峙 泰德突然掏出了面包
[02:32.153]But Ernie was too quick things didn't go the way ted planned
[02:35.777]但厄尼身手太快 泰德的计划落了空
[02:35.777]And a strawberry flavored yogurt sent it spinning from his hand
[02:40.537]草莓味酸奶从他手中飞旋而出
[02:40.537]Now Susie ran between them and tried to keep them apart
[02:44.153]苏茜冲上前想把他们分开
[02:44.153]And Ernie he pushed her aside
[02:45.842]厄尼却将她推到一旁
[02:45.842]And a rock cake caught him underneath his heart
[02:47.994]一块硬岩蛋糕直击他心口下方
[02:47.994]And he looked up in pained surprise and the concrete hardened crust
[02:51.506]他痛苦而惊愕地抬头
[02:51.506]Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye and Ernie bit the dust
[02:55.258]发霉猪肉派的硬壳砸中眼睛 厄尼就此殒命
[02:55.258]Poor Ernie Ernie
[02:59.033]可怜的厄尼 可怜的厄尼
[02:59.033]And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west
[03:04.956]他驾驶着西部最快的牛奶车
[03:04.956]Ernie was only fifty two he didn't wanna die
[03:09.438]厄尼才五十二岁 他并不想就此离世
[03:09.438]And now he's gone to make deliveries in that milk round in the sky
[03:13.558]如今他去了天上 继续送奶的差事
[03:13.558]Where the customers are angels and ferocious dogs are banned
[03:17.486]那里的顾客都是天使 凶猛的狗儿禁止入内
[03:17.486]And the milkman's life is full of fun in that fairy dairy land
[03:21.758]在那梦幻的奶制品乐园 送奶工的生活充满欢乐
[03:21.758]But a woman's needs are many fold and soon she married ted
[03:27.573]但女人的需求复杂多变 她很快嫁给了泰德
[03:27.573]But strange things happened on their wedding night
[03:29.901]然而新婚之夜怪事频发
[03:29.901]As they lay in their bed
[03:32.445]当他们同床共枕之时
[03:32.445]Was that the trees a rustling or the hinges of the gate
[03:37.685]是树叶沙沙作响 还是门轴吱呀摇晃
[03:37.685]Or Ernie's ghostly gold tops a rattling in their crate
[03:42.437]或是厄尼幽灵般的金顶奶瓶 在板条箱里叮当碰撞
[03:42.437]They won't forget Ernie Ernie
[03:46.081]他们永远不会忘记 厄尼啊厄尼
[03:46.081]And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west
[03:48.649]他驾驶着西部最快的牛奶车
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