[00:18.51]No prize for congeniality
[00:21.85]Never knew popularity
[00:24.47]The ugly stick had wished
[00:26.71]To one day become a swan
[00:29.86]Always picked last for sports teams
[00:32.79]Got cheated out of my wet dream
[00:35.89]I missed out on teenage sex
[00:38.15]Was too busy beating off to reader's digest
[00:41.69]Well I can't help but laugh
[00:44.60]At my pathetic past
[00:47.39]From now on things will be different
[00:49.60]Every day will now be recess
[00:56.87]Beaten up by football jocks
[00:59.80]Forced to hide in toilet stalls
[01:02.76]Chased home by rabid dogs
[01:06.04]Somehow survived it all
[01:08.88]Kick me sign taped to my back
[01:11.71]I had to run out of my art class
[01:14.58]Sh*t rolling out of my slacks
[01:16.88]Chasing me down the stairwell
[01:19.54]Well I can't help but laugh
[01:23.16]At my pathetic past
[01:25.97]From now on things will be different
[01:28.15]Every day will now be recess
[01:48.16]Wu wu wu wu wu
[01:52.65]Wu wu wu wu wu
[01:57.21]Hey hey hey hey
[02:21.63]Well I can't help but laugh
[02:24.47]At my pathetic past
[02:27.26]From now on things will be different
[02:29.48]Every day will now be recess