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[ar:Weird Al Yankovic]
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[00:00.000]Skipper Dan - Weird Al Yankovic
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[00:07.301]I starred in every high school play
[00:10.801]我是每场高中戏剧的主演
[00:10.801]Blew every drama teacher away
[00:14.481]我震撼了每一位戏剧老师
[00:14.481]Graduated first in my class at Juilliard
[00:21.841]在茱莉亚学院以班级第一名的成绩毕业
[00:21.841]Took every acting workshop I could
[00:25.401]尽我所能学习了每个戏剧表演课程
[00:25.401]And I dreamed of Hollywood
[00:29.081]阅读乌塔哈根的书 研究诗人
[00:29.081]While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard
[00:37.131]我梦到了好莱坞
[00:37.131]Hit the boards and paid my dues
[00:40.311]成功过 也失败过
[00:40.311]And got phenomenal rave reviews
[00:44.061]终获得惊人好评
[00:44.061]I knew the world was gonna love me without a doubt
[00:50.611]我知道世界会爱我 毫无疑问
[00:50.611]I was sure that Tarantino would be callin＇ me on the phone
[00:55.291]我确信塔伦蒂诺会给我打电话
[00:55.291]Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone
[00:58.781]安妮莱柏维兹会为我登上滚石杂志拍照
[00:58.781]But the years have come and gone
[01:01.591]但是一年年过去
[01:01.591]And I＇m sorry to say that＇s not the way that it＇s all worked out
[01:06.021]我很遗憾 人生没有按预设的方向前行
[01:06.021]I＇m a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
[01:10.391]我是丛林巡航舰的一名导游
[01:10.391]Skipper Dan is the name
[01:13.631]我叫船长丹
[01:13.631]And I＇m doin＇ 34 shows every day
[01:17.381]我每天演34场
[01:17.381]And every time it＇s the same
[01:21.501]每场都是相同的内容
[01:21.501]Look at those hippos they＇re wigglin＇ their ears
[01:25.121]看这些河马 它们在摆动耳朵
[01:25.121]Just like they＇ve done for the last 50 years
[01:28.431]就像它们过去50年来一直做的那样
[01:28.431]Now I＇m laughin＇ at my own jokes but I＇m cryin＇ inside
[01:32.111]现在我对自己讲的笑话发笑 但内心却在哭泣
[01:32.111]＇Cause I＇m workin＇ on the Jungle Cruise ride
[01:41.531]因为我在丛林巡航舰上工作
[01:41.531]Oh the critics they used to say
[01:44.961]评论家们过去常常说
[01:44.961]I was the new Olivier
[01:48.891]我是新一代的奥利弗
[01:48.891]Thought I＇d be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes
[01:55.571]以为我会是丹尼斯或戛纳电影节的宠儿
[01:55.571]Aw but don＇t bother tryin＇ to IMDb me
[01:59.811]但是不要试图在IMDB上打扰我
[01:59.811]The only place you might possibly see me
[02:03.871]你能找到我的唯一地方
[02:03.871]Is ridin＇ my little boat around Adventureland
[02:09.001]就是坐在我的小船上游览冒险岛
[02:09.001]It ain＇t exactly what I planned
[02:11.061]这不是我计划的人生
[02:11.061]But I＇m a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
[02:14.981]但我是丛林巡航舰上的一个导游
[02:14.981]Skipper Dan is the name
[02:18.501]我叫船长丹
[02:18.501]And I＇m doin＇ 34 shows every day
[02:22.181]我每天演34场
[02:22.181]And every time it＇s the same
[02:26.111]每场都是相同的内容
[02:26.111]I would＇ve killed if I＇d been in ＂Speed The Plow＂
[02:29.901]如果我参演话剧Speed The Plow 一定震惊全场
[02:29.901]But what＇s the difference that＇s all behind me now
[02:33.151]但又有什么意义 那些已都过去
[02:33.151]＇Cause I＇m payin＇ the rent and I＇m swallowin＇ my pride
[02:36.331]因为我需要付房租 我放下了自己的身段
[02:36.331]And I＇m workin＇ on the Jungle Cruise ride
[02:41.511]我在丛林巡航舰上工作
[02:41.511]I should be there on Broadway
[02:42.941]我应该在百老汇
[02:42.941]Knockin＇ ＇em dead in ＂12 Angry Men＂
[02:48.871]应该在十二怒汉里大展身手
[02:48.871]But instead I＇m here tellin＇ these lame jokes
[02:51.681]但我却在这里讲着无聊的笑话
[02:51.681]Again and again and again and again and again and again and again
[02:59.031]一遍又一遍
[02:59.031]Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet
[03:04.841]孟加拉虎能跳超过20英尺那么高
[03:04.841]That＇s an African bull elephant
[03:08.401]那是非洲象
[03:08.401]And there it is the backside of water
[03:12.201]到了 这里就是河水的背面
[03:12.201]What have I done with my life
[03:14.261]我对自己的生活做了什么
[03:14.261]I shoulda listened when my grandfather said
[03:17.441]我应该听爷爷的话
[03:17.441]＂Why don＇t you major in business instead ＂
[03:21.221]他说 你为什么不学商科呢
[03:21.221]Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died
[03:23.951]现在我的希望消逝 梦想破灭
[03:23.951]And I＇ll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
[03:30.631]我可能会在丛林巡航舰当一辈子导游
[03:30.631]Skipper Dan is the name
[03:34.121]我叫船长丹
[03:34.121]And I＇m doin＇ 34 shows every day
[03:37.551]我每天演34场
[03:37.551]And every time it＇s the same
[03:41.671]每场都是相同的内容
[03:41.671]Look at those hippos they＇re wigglin＇ their ears
[03:45.291]看这些河马 它们在摆动耳朵
[03:45.291]Somebody shoot me ＇cause I＇m bored to tears
[03:48.661]谁来给我一击吧 我无聊得想哭
[03:48.661]Always said I＇d be famous I guess that I lied
[03:52.671]总说我会出名 我猜我撒谎了
[03:52.671]＇Cause I＇m workin＇ on the Jungle Cruise ride
[03:56.231]因为我在丛林巡航舰上工作
[03:56.231]I＇m still workin＇ on the Jungle Cruise ride
[03:58.411]我仍然在丛林巡航舰上工作
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