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[00:17.456]Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man
[00:19.443]查尔斯·纳尔逊·赖利是个强人
[00:19.443]The kind of man you'd never disrespect
[00:22.449]你一定得尊敬他
[00:22.449]He stood 8 foot tall wore glasses
[00:24.632]他身长八英尺 戴着一副眼镜
[00:24.632]And he had a third nipple on the back of his neck
[00:28.699]脖子背后长着第三个点
[00:28.699]He ate his own weight in coal
[00:30.633]他每天吃相当于自重的煤块
[00:30.633]And excreted diamonds every day
[00:34.264]并每天会排泄出一堆钻石
[00:34.264]He could throw you down a flight of stairs
[00:36.229]他能把你扔下楼梯
[00:36.229]But you still would love him anyway
[00:39.355]但你无论如何还是会爱他的
[00:39.355]Yeah you know you'd love him anyway
[00:53.730]对啊 你也明白你还是会爱他的
[00:53.730]Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France
[00:55.916]查尔斯·纳尔逊·赖利赢了环法自行车赛
[00:55.916]With two flat tires and a missin' chain
[00:58.983]只凭两只漏气的轮胎和一条消失的车链
[00:58.983]He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry
[01:01.540]他训练一条响尾蛇来洗熨衣服
[01:01.540]I'm tellin' you the man was insane
[01:04.606]我告诉你 这人简直是疯了
[01:04.606]He could rip out your beatin' heart
[01:06.917]他能掏出你正在跳动的心脏
[01:06.917]And show it to you right before you died
[01:10.667]再让你去世之前看上一眼
[01:10.667]Every day he'd make the host of Match Game
[01:12.986]每天 他会把竞猜节目的主持人
[01:12.986]Give him a piggyback ride
[01:15.290]当作大马骑
[01:15.290]Yeah a two-hour piggyback ride
[01:17.981]是啊 长达两小时的骑大马
[01:17.981]Giddyup Gene
[01:30.485]驾 吉恩
[01:30.485]Ninja warrior master of disguise
[01:32.668]忍者战士 你这伪装大师
[01:32.668]He could melt your brain with his laser beam eyes
[01:35.358]他能用他的镭射眼融化你的脑袋
[01:35.358]Oh yeah
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[01:38.358]Oh yeah
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[01:41.169]He had his very own line at the DMV
[01:43.542]他在机动车部门有专门通道
[01:43.542]He made sweet sweet love to a manatee
[01:46.359]他与一头海牛翻云覆雨
[01:46.359]Oh yeah
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[01:49.419]Oh yeah that was somethin' to see I tell ya
[01:52.609]还有一些事情 我告诉你
[01:52.609]Charles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail clippings
[01:54.986]查尔斯·纳尔逊·赖利卖了他的趾甲屑
[01:54.986]As a potent aphrodisiac
[01:57.982]把它当烈性药卖了出去
[01:57.982]He ran a four minute mile blindfolded
[02:00.670]他能蒙住眼在一分钟内跑完一英里
[02:00.670]With an engine block strapped to his back
[02:03.860]背上还绑着一台发动机组
[02:03.860]He could eat more frozen waffles
[02:06.110]他能吃更多的冷冻华夫饼
[02:06.110]Than any other man I know
[02:09.610]比我所知道的人吃得还多
[02:09.610]Once he fell off the Chrysler building
[02:11.736]有一次他从克莱斯勒大厦上摔下来
[02:11.736]And he barely even stubbed his toe
[02:14.671]然后他勉强伤着了他的脚趾头
[02:14.671]Had a tiny little scratch on his toe
[02:17.233]也就是轻微擦伤了他的脚趾头
[02:17.233]Didn't even hurt
[02:29.171]并不疼
[02:29.171]Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion
[02:31.422]查尔斯·纳尔逊·赖利计算出了冷聚变
[02:31.422]But he never ever told a soul
[02:34.734]但他从未告诉任何人
[02:34.734]I've seen the man unhinge his jaw
[02:36.925]我曾看过一个人张开他的双颚
[02:36.925]And swallow a Volkswagen whole
[02:40.736]让他吞下了整个大众车
[02:40.736]He'd bash your face in with a shovel
[02:42.795]他会用铁锹砸你的脸
[02:42.795]If you didn't treat him like a star
[02:45.545]因为你没把他当大明星
[02:45.545]'Cause you can spit in the wind or tug on Superman's cape
[02:48.172]你可以啐一口或者扯掉超人的斗篷
[02:48.172]But Lord knows you just don't mess around with CNR
[02:56.546]但老天也知道你不该轻蔑CNR
[02:56.546]No no no
[03:01.296]不不不
[03:01.296]Talkin' bout CNR
[03:08.173]说说那个CNR
[03:08.173]Ohh
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