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[ti:Go See The Doctor]
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[00:00.000]Go See The Doctor - Kool Moe Dee
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[00:30.578]Three days later go see the doctor
[00:42.368]三天后 我去看了医生
[00:42.368]I was walking down the street rocking my beat
[00:46.000]那天我手舞足蹈地
[00:46.000]Clapping my hands and stomping my feet
[00:48.500]走在街上
[00:48.500]I saw a little lady so neet and petite
[00:51.430]突然间 看到了一个娇小可人的美女
[00:51.430]So was so sweet yes I wanted to meet
[00:53.990]甜美可爱 我已经忍不住想要上前搭讪
[00:53.990]So I asked this lady could I take her out
[00:56.610]于是我走到她面前 问她可不可以约着一起去玩儿
[00:56.610]We could wine and dine and we could talk about
[00:59.370]喝点酒 吃个饭 还能聊聊
[00:59.370]The birds and the bees in my waterbed
[01:01.930]我的私人泳池
[01:01.930]And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head
[01:04.850]无需言语 你低头示意就好
[01:04.850]We continued to talk and before you knew it
[01:07.530]我们交谈甚欢 在你把一切搞清楚之前
[01:07.530]We were at my house and it was time to do it
[01:10.220]我们就已经到了我的房间 来吧 和我共享鱼水之欢
[01:10.220]As soon as I finished I lost my poise
[01:12.970]完事后 我便不再风度翩翩
[01:12.970]Ran outside and told all my boys
[01:15.410]冲到屋外 在所有兄弟们面前吹嘘了一番
[01:15.410]I said"Listen up fellas come over here bust it"
[01:18.330]我说 都过来 听我讲 刚才简直爽翻了天
[01:18.330]They said"Did you get it" I said"Yeah" they said"How was it"
[01:21.270]他们问 得手了吗 感觉怎样 我说 当然
[01:21.270]The poontang was d**e and you know that I rocked her
[01:23.950]她真是个人间尤物 我简直欲罢不能
[01:23.950]But three days later go see the doctor
[01:37.111]可三天后 我就去看了医生
[01:37.111]I rocked her to the left rocked her to the right
[01:39.911]我们在床上翻雨覆雨
[01:39.911]She felt so good hugged me so tight
[01:42.471]她感觉棒极了 将我狠狠抱紧
[01:42.471]I said"Good night"
[01:46.901]那真是美好的一晚
[01:46.901]Three days later
[01:48.271]三天后
[01:48.271]Woke up fussing yelling and cussing
[01:50.651]醒来时浑身难受 喉咙发干
[01:50.651]Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing
[01:53.391]身体好像被掏空
[01:53.391]I went to the bathroom and said"Mama mia"
[01:56.071]我去了卫生间 嘴里骂骂咧咧
[01:56.071]I'm a kill that girl next time I see her
[01:58.891]下次再见到那个女孩儿 我非让她生不如死
[01:58.891]The madder I got the more I reminice
[02:01.131]心里越生气 便越容易想起那晚
[02:01.131]Why is my thing thing burning like this
[02:03.941]为什么我的下面有种火辣辣的感觉
[02:03.941]Well I remember the first day I saw that girl
[02:06.621]我记得第一次见到她时
[02:06.621]I just couldn't wait to rock her world
[02:09.241]就盼着能和她共享鱼水之欢
[02:09.241]I said"Hey good looking what you got cooking"
[02:12.171]我问 嗨 美女 你是做什么的
[02:12.171]What have I done stuck my dick in
[02:14.921]我的小弟弟到底经历了什么
[02:14.921]Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave
[02:17.561]现在 我终于明白 为什么她的前男友 大卫
[02:17.561]Calls her Mrs Microwave
[02:19.991]称呼她 微波炉小姐
[02:19.991]Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn
[02:22.731]因为她比烤箱还要热辣 我真是含泪受训
[02:22.731]The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned
[02:25.171]玩儿火必自焚
[02:25.171]But the poontang was d**e and you know that I rocked her
[02:28.291]但她真是个人间尤物 我简直欲罢不能
[02:28.291]But three days later go see the doctor
[03:40.340]可三天后 我就去看了医生
[03:40.340]I went to the doctor's office I said"What have I got"
[03:43.330]到了医生那里 我问医生我这是什么病
[03:43.330]He said"Turn around boy and take this shot"
[03:46.140]他说 转过去 打针
[03:46.140]I looked at him like he was crazy and I said"What"
[03:48.880]我看着他 觉得他简直是疯了 我说 什么
[03:48.880]Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt
[03:51.510]别在我的屁股上动手动脚
[03:51.510]He turned and said in a real deep voice
[03:54.250]他转过头 低声对我说
[03:54.250]"Have it your way if that's your choice
[03:57.060]随你便 我尊重你的选择
[03:57.060]And I'll put it down if you want me to put it
[03:59.930]你想要我停下 我就停下
[03:59.930]But don't blame me if it turns into a foot
[04:02.300]但如果你的小弟弟从此萎靡不振
[04:02.300]Extending from the middle of your body
[04:04.550]再也无法挺立 那你可别怪我
[04:04.550]And the next time you see your cute hottie
[04:07.620]想想下次再见你的那位热辣美女时
[04:07.620]You won't be able to screw the only thing you can do
[04:10.240]干着急却无能为力 只能忍痛婉拒
[04:10.240]Is just kick her so go take karate"
[04:13.050]建议你去学学空手道吧
[04:13.050]As I turned around to receive my injection
[04:15.990]医生打针时 我扭过头说
[04:15.990]I said"Next time I'll use some protection"
[04:18.540]下次 我会做些保护措施
[04:18.540]If I see another girl and I get an erection
[04:21.220]如果再看见漂亮女孩儿 小弟弟又寂寞难耐
[04:21.220]I'm walking in the other direction
[04:24.100]那我就赶快远远躲开
[04:24.100]Cause I don't wanna do the sick sick dance
[04:26.470]因为我再也不想跳舞时忍着疼 夹着双腿
[04:26.470]So I'm keeping my prick inside my pants
[04:29.150]所以 我会管好自己的小弟弟
[04:29.150]And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her
[04:32.150]下次再看见漂亮女孩儿时 我不会再随便出手
[04:32.150]Before I push up I'll make her go see the doctor
[04:35.020]除非有把握让她在我膝下连连求饶
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