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[ti:Mrs. Claus' Kimono]
[ar:Drive-By Truckers]
[al:The Fine Print (A Collection Of Oddities And Rarities 2003-2008)]
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[00:00.000]Mrs. Claus' Kimono - Drive-By Truckers
[00:19.969]I'm a sinister elf with a sinister plan
[00:25.409]Santa's little helper with too much time on my hands
[00:29.768]He's got a fine looking wife for such an old man
[00:34.725]I can see her looking at me when there is no one else around
[00:49.553]And I'm countin' down the days to December 24th
[00:55.103]The old man's in his sleigh I am sneakin' in the backdoor
[00:59.653]She asks if I know what the candy cane is for
[01:04.142]While he's slidin' down the chimney I'll be coming back for more
[01:19.169]Not really worried 'bout the old man finding out
[01:24.488]'Cause me and rudolph worked the whole thing out
[01:28.827]That was not about vengeance or anything like that
[01:33.577]I just want a little sex and the old man off my back
[01:48.472]Rudy's out for blood 'cause he hates the fat old man
[01:53.580]'Cause he caught him in the stables with his fat little hands
[01:58.000]On a female reindeer he likes named Wynona
[02:03.448]The last thing that he wants to see is Santa on her
[02:27.116]So we're loadin' up the toy sack with h****n and crack
[02:31.886]We sent Santa off to Georgia and he ain't coming back
[02:36.846]And we call up an evil green grinch to tell him Santa's holding
[02:41.945]Now have him on the chain gang and the electric chair the electric chair
[02:56.096]And there'll be a happy ending all you girls and all you boys
[03:00.774]There won't be no more Santa there won't be no more toys
[03:05.734]There'll be no stoppin' Rudy and Wynona
[03:11.063]And I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus's kimono
[03:15.803]I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus's kimono
[03:20.502]I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus's kimono
[03:25.022]I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus's kimono
[03:30.532]Merry Christmas