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[ti:Words Of Advice For Young Peop]
[ar:William S. Burroughs]
[al:Spare A** Annie And Other Tale]
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[00:01.549]Words Of Advice For Young People－William S. Burroughs
[00:40.132]People often ask me
[00:41.319]If I have any words of advice for
[00:43.618]Young people. Well,
[00:51.432]Here are a few simple admonitions
[00:53.682]For young and old.
[00:57.744]Never interfere in a boy and girl fight.
[01:02.495]Beware of whores
[01:03.806]Who say they don't want money. The
[01:06.994]Hell they don't.
[01:08.369]What they mean is they want more
[01:09.745]Money. Much more.
[01:13.245]If you're doing business
[01:14.431]With a religious son of a
[01:16.619]B**ch, get it in writing.
[01:20.057]His word isn't worth sh*t,
[01:21.558]Not with the good Lord telling him
[01:23.743]How to f**k you on
[01:25.055]The deal.
[01:36.243]Avoid f**kups. You all know the type.
[01:42.681]Anything they
[01:43.743]Have anything to do with,
[01:45.493]No matter how good it sounds,
[01:47.556]Turns into a disaster.
[01:51.244]Do not offer sympathy to
[01:53.431]The mentally ill. Tell them
[01:56.867]Firmly,"I am not paid to listen to this drivel.
[02:01.617]You are a terminal fool."
[02:18.430]Now some of you may encounter the devil's bargain
[02:20.493]If you get that far.
[02:23.240]Any old soul is worth saving at least
[02:26.181]To a priest,
[02:27.368]But not every soul is worth buying.
[02:31.744]So you can take the offer as a compliment.
[02:35.306]They charge the
[02:36.306]Easy ones first, you know,
[02:37.869]Like money, all the money
[02:39.556]There is. But who wants to be
[02:41.290]The richest guy in some
[02:43.088]Cemetery? Not much to spend it on,
[02:49.275]Eh, Gramps? Getting
[02:51.460]Too old to cut the mustard.
[03:09.254]Have you forgotten
[03:10.164]Something, Gramps? In order to feel something,
[03:13.417]You have
[03:14.729]To be there. You have to be 18.
[03:20.102]You're not 18,
[03:21.792]You are
[03:22.417]78. Old fool sold his soul for a strap-on.
[03:32.557]How about an honorable bargain?
[03:37.757]"You always wanted to
[03:38.506]Become a doctor.
[03:39.069]Now's your chance. Why, you could have
[03:41.816]Become a great healer
[03:42.880]And benefit humanity. What's
[03:44.380]Wrong with that?" Just about everything.
[03:49.540]There are no
[03:50.977]Honorable bargains involving exchange
[03:54.863]Of qualitative
[03:56.244]Merchandise like souls.
[03:58.931]Just quantitative merchandise
[04:00.994]Like time and money.
[04:05.619]So piss off, Satan,
[04:06.932]And don't take
[04:07.681]Me for dumber than I look.
[04:10.412]As an old junk pusher told
[04:12.664]Me,"Watch whose money you pick up."