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[ar:Frank Zappa]
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[00:00.000]Titties & Beer - Frank Zappa
[00:07.200]It was the BLACKEST NIGHT
[00:08.500]There was no MOON in sight
[00:10.320]You know the stars ain't shinin'
[00:12.250]'Cause the sky's too tight
[00:13.930]I heard the SCARY WIND
[00:15.620]I seen some UGLY TREES
[00:17.550]There was a WEREWOLF honkin'
[00:19.050]'Long the side of me
[00:21.860]I'm MEAN 'n I'm BAD (y'know I ain't no SISSY)
[00:25.100]Got a BIG-TITTY GIRLY by the name of 'CHRISSY'
[00:28.530]Talkin' about her 'N MY BIKE 'N ME
[00:32.030]'N this ride up THE MOUNTAIN OF MYSTERY (mystery)
[00:35.280](How 're you doin' )
[00:42.450]I noticed EVEN THE CRICKETS
[00:44.390]Acted WEIRD up here
[00:45.820]And so I figured I might
[00:47.450]Just drink a little BEER
[00:49.570]I said"Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on"
[00:53.000]But there was NO REPLY
[00:55.120]'Cause SHE WAS GONE
[00:57.240]"Where's those TITTIES I like so well
[01:00.300]'N' my GODDAM BEER"
[01:02.050]Is what I started to yell then I heard this noise
[01:06.290]Like a crunchin' twig 'n up jumped THE DEVIL
[01:09.410](He's about THIS BIG )
[01:10.920]He had a RED SUIT on
[01:12.910]An' a WIDOW'S PEAK
[01:14.780]An' then a POINTED TAIL
[01:16.280]'N like a SULPHUR REEK
[01:18.030]Yes it was HIM awright
[01:19.590]I swear I KNOWED IT WAS
[01:21.390]He had some HUMAN FLESH
[01:23.090]Stuck underneath his CLAWS
[01:24.880]You know it looked to me
[01:27.200]Like it was TITTY SKIN
[01:28.570]I said"YOU SON-OF-A-B**CH"
[01:29.390]('Cause I was MAD at him )
[01:32.260]He just got out his floss
[01:33.950]'N started cleanin' his fang
[01:35.940]So I shot him with my shooter
[01:38.440]Said: BANG BANG BANG
[01:39.810]Then the sucker just laughed 'n said:"Put it away
[01:42.990]You know I ate her all up now what you
[01:44.980]Gonna say"
[01:46.860]YOU ATE MY CHRISSY
[01:48.290]"Yeah TITTIES 'N ALL"
[01:49.910]WELL WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN
[01:51.910]"Now were the cans THIS tall"
[01:54.170]EVEN HER BOOTS
[01:55.400]"Would I LIE to you"
[01:57.090]SH*T YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY
[01:58.900]"Yeah THIS is TRUE"
[02:00.710]DON'T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
[02:03.020]STUFF THAT YOU DO
[02:04.400]"Well you know I can't complain when the checks come through"
[02:06.950]WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY
[02:08.260]Oh yeah
[02:08.750]'N I WANT MY BEER
[02:10.060]Hah
[02:10.260]SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP
[02:12.190]NOW DEVIL DO YOU HEAR
[02:15.000]Look:
[02:15.440]"Blow it out your a** motorcycle man
[02:18.050]I mean I am THE DEVIL do you UNDERSTAND
[02:22.370]Just WHAT WILL YOU GIVE ME for your
[02:24.670]TITTIES AND BEER
[02:25.920]I suppose you noticed this little
[02:27.910]CONTRACT here"
[02:29.220]YER GODDAM RIGHT YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE
[02:32.220]Don't call me that
[02:34.600]THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON
[02:35.710]I LEARNED WRITIN' FOR
[02:36.840]GIMME THAT PAPER BET YER HORNS I'LL SIGN
[02:39.840]BECAUSE I NEED A BEER 'N IT'S TITTY-
[02:42.760]SQUEEZIN' TIME
[02:43.320]"Man you can't fool ME You ain't THAT bad
[02:46.890]Oh yeah
[02:47.510]Why YOU SHOULDA SEEN some of the SOULS THAT I'VE HAD
[02:50.760]There was MILHOUS NIXON 'N AGNEW TOO
[02:52.560]'N both of those suckers was WORSE 'N YOU"
[02:57.910]LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK
[03:00.280]THAT'S TRUE
[03:01.030]I MEAN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE DEVIL SO WHATCHA
[03:03.270]GONNA DO
[03:03.960]HEH
[03:04.710]Now hold on just a second
[03:06.270]You wanna make a deal with me hah
[03:08.010]Yeah
[03:08.270]Well ah I don't know man you know
[03:10.510]I just don't know about this
[03:12.200]What
[03:12.580]See cause I
[03:13.880]Listen you're are you losing your nerve
[03:15.380]No man it ain't got nothin' to do with nerve
[03:17.630]You're supposed to be the devil
[03:19.070]It's got to do
[03:19.940]You're supposed to be bad
[03:20.880]It's got to do with style fool
[03:22.610]I don't know if you've the right style to get into hell
[03:24.310]You know
[03:25.000]Well actually to tell you tell you the honest to God
[03:27.490]Truth
[03:27.680]I'm very short on style as a matter of fact
[03:30.240]Yeah I know that's that's what makes me wonder
[03:31.920]But I have I I think I have something that
[03:34.350]You may be interested in
[03:35.660]What is that
[03:36.600]You can have my soul
[03:38.080]It's a mean little sucker
[03:39.080]'Bout a thousand years old
[03:40.140]But once you gets it
[03:41.260]You can't give it back
[03:42.190]You gotta keep it forever
[03:43.130]An' that's a natural fact
[03:44.380]Ooh wee
[03:45.000]Do you read me devil
[03:46.190]Oh yeah
[03:46.700]What Am I supposed to be scared man
[03:49.120]Oh yeah Reety aw-righty
[03:49.940]Oh yeah that's real tough
[03:50.800]I bet you're real bad
[03:51.670]Listen fool you've got to prove to me that you're rough
[03:53.870]Enough to get into hell
[03:55.300]That you've got the style enough to get into hell
[03:57.610]So start talkin'
[03:59.050]Alright lemme tell ya somethin'
[04:00.660]Alright
[04:01.040]I'll prove to you that I'm bad enough to go to hell
[04:03.980]Yeah
[04:04.160]Because I have been through it
[04:06.090]Yeah
[04:06.280]I have seen it
[04:07.590]Yeah
[04:07.780]It has happened to me
[04:09.520]Yeah
[04:09.780]Remember I was signed with Warner Brothers
[04:13.020]For eight f**kin' years
[04:14.460]Tell me about it
[04:18.140]Now you're talkin' about something
[04:19.570]Now how bad is that
[04:20.570]That sounds good to me motherf**ker
[04:24.140]So move right along
[04:25.140]Tell me what your interests are you know
[04:27.020]If we're gonna come to some kind of agreement
[04:28.950]I've got to know what you're all about you know
[04:30.820]'Cause I don't know if you're the right type for the
[04:32.880]For the place you know
[04:34.120]Look lemme tell you what my problem really is you see
[04:38.180]OK
[04:38.440]My problem is that I don't belong anywhere
[04:41.100]Aha
[04:41.600]You see I don't even belong where you are you see
[04:44.720]I hope not
[04:45.660]I I'm a simple person you know
[04:49.210]I have very small desires in life
[04:52.270]Titties 'n beer you know
[04:54.340]No What
[04:55.140]Titties 'n beer
[04:56.070]No No man you're joking
[04:58.270]Titties 'n beer titties 'n beer titties 'n beer
[05:00.140]What No No please No Not that Oh no man no
[05:03.380]Titties 'n beer titties 'n beer titties 'n beer
[05:05.370]No No No No No Not titties 'n beer
[05:11.380]Oh I can't stand titties 'n beer
[05:14.310]Titties 'n beer titties 'n beer titties 'n beer
[05:16.310](I'm in you I'm in you )
[05:18.800]Oh no No No Wait
[05:21.180]Ah Look at this What am I gonna do with this thing
[05:23.670] Wait wait please no
[05:24.790]Hey Look at this
[05:26.980]"No Don't sign it Give me time to think
[05:30.350] Hold on a second boy 'cause that's
[05:32.160]MAGIC INK"
[05:33.780]Then THE DEVIL barfed
[05:34.960]'N out jumped my girl
[05:37.090]They heard the TITTIES PLOP-PLOPPIN'
[05:38.530]All around the world she said:
[05:41.140]"I GOT THREE BEERS 'N A FIST FULLA DOWNS
[05:44.390]AN' I'M GONNA GET RIPPED SO F**K
[05:46.570]YOU CLOWNS"
[05:48.000]Then she gave us THE FINGER
[05:49.810](It was rigid 'n stiff)
[05:51.000]That's when THE DEVIL she FARTED
[05:52.930]An' SHE WENT RIGHT OVER THE CLIFF
[05:55.190]THE DEVIL WAS MAD
[05:56.680](I took off to my pad)
[05:58.430]I swear I DO DECLARE
[05:59.490]How did SHE get BACK THERE
[06:01.910]I swear I DO DECLARE
[06:03.670]How did SHE get BACK THERE
[06:05.540]I swear I DO DECLARE
[06:07.170]How did SHE get BACK THERE
[06:09.290]I swear I DO DECLARE
[06:10.780]How did SHE get BACK THERE
[06:12.410]Alright