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[00:00.000]Punky's Whips - Frank Zappa
[00:02.450]In today's rapidly changing world
[00:05.630]Rock groups appear every fifteen minutes
[00:09.380]Utilising some new promotional device
[00:13.000]Some of these devices have been known
[00:15.890]To leave irreparable scars
[00:17.380]On the minds of foolish young consumers
[00:20.510]One such case is seated before you:
[00:22.870]Little skinny Terry 'Ted' Bozzio
[00:24.010]That cute little drummer
[00:25.940]That's right
[00:29.390]Terry recently fell in love
[00:32.310]With a publicity-photo of a boy named Punky Meadows
[00:35.930](Oh Punky )
[00:36.620]Lead guitar player from a group called Angel
[00:42.170]In the photograph
[00:44.110]Punky was seen with a beautiful shiny hairdo
[00:47.810]In a semi-profile which emphasized the pootched out succulence
[00:53.650]Of his insolent pouting rictus
[00:58.850]The sight of which drove the helpless young drummer mad with desire
[01:04.160]I can't stand the way he pouts
[01:11.640]'Cause he might not be pouting for me
[01:14.570]Punky Meadows pouting for you
[01:16.190]Ha You bet sailor
[01:17.640]You mean
[01:18.070]You mean he's not he's not pouting
[01:20.060]He's not pouting for me
[01:21.680]His hair's so shiny and it's done real nice
[01:27.120]'Til I squirm with ecstasy
[01:55.890]Punky Punky give me your lips to die on
[02:09.040]Oh Punky isn't it romantic
[02:55.320]Punky Punky give me your lips
[03:01.490]To die on I promise not to come in your mouth
[03:08.230]Punky Punky your album's the shits
[03:14.420]It's all wrong
[03:20.710]I ain't really queer
[03:23.500]But if he ever got near
[03:27.150]Steven Tyler would PAY to see
[03:31.580]PAY to see
[03:39.880]Punky's lips Punky's lips
[03:46.370]His hair's so shiny
[03:47.810]I love his hips
[03:52.300]I love his teeth and his gums and such
[03:58.180]Punky
[03:58.930](What is it You come home )
[04:00.350]You're an Angel
[04:01.290]You're too much
[04:01.910](Oh God )
[04:04.700]The boys of my thoughts in my lonely teenage room
[04:12.760]He's been havin' a rash
[04:14.990](No sh*t )
[04:15.680]That keeps the girls away
[04:17.870](It's true)
[04:19.050]Skin doom
[04:21.870](Skin doom)
[04:24.310]Is what the doctors say
[04:27.800]And that makes me wonder
[04:29.490]I wonder what Punky is rehearsing today
[04:37.720]I'll just go over and hear him play
[04:46.830]His hair is so pretty I'd like to bite his neck
[04:55.070]I've heard a rumor he's more fluid than Jeff Beck
[05:03.190]BUT I AIN'T QUEER
[05:07.420]I AIN'T GAY
[05:11.160](He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay)
[05:17.780]A wrist array-ee-ay
[05:19.200](That's all that is I swear )
[05:22.900]Punky's lips Punky's lips
[05:25.700]Oh I love his hair while eatin' dunk-y chips
[05:31.060]Yeah I love his blink and his blank-blank-blank
[05:34.880]Why maybe he'd like to yank my crank
[05:39.310]YANK IT PUNKY
[05:43.360]YANK IT FASTER
[05:44.850]YANK IT HARDER
[05:47.910]YANK IT ALL NITE LONG
[05:51.220]COME ON PUNKY
[05:52.790]GET FUNKY
[06:09.880]I AIN'T QUEER
[06:11.880]No no no no
[06:12.870]I AIN'T GAY
[06:14.500]No no no no
[06:15.750](He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay)
[06:20.360]Wrist array-ee-ay
[06:22.790]And then he told me now:
[06:24.620]I AIN'T QUEER
[06:25.990](Hey )
[06:26.310]I AIN'T GAY
[06:28.750](Hey Hey )
[06:30.060](He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay)
[06:32.930]I-I Lord
[06:33.500]I'm fo-o-o-ond of chiffo-on
[06:57.590]Oh oh oh oh
[07:01.990]I-I I said I'm fo-o-ond of chiffo-on
[07:05.530]In a wri-i-i-i-ist array
[07:14.950]Come on Punky
[07:23.010]Give me your lips
[07:25.320]Ride on my Venus-trip
[10:44.866]Patrick O'Hearn
[10:47.306]Adrian Belew
[10:49.736]Tommy Mars
[10:51.356]Terry Bozzio
[10:53.846]Peter Wolf
[10:55.846]Ed Mann
[11:00.406]Thanks for comin' to the show