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[ti:吹牛*]
[ar:深七]
[al:深七精选集]
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[00:00.000]吹牛逼 - 深七
[00:00.194]我**打小吹牛*
[00:02.137]我妈名字叫李谷一
[00:03.970]我大哥是黄家驹
[00:05.758]我本人帅过陈冠希
[00:07.555]上学就是前三名
[00:09.283]穿着当今最流行
[00:11.019]我二舅叫张起灵
[00:12.819]我大姑是杨钰莹
[00:14.626]懂武行我会八卦
[00:16.399]我媳妇儿是麦当娜
[00:18.178]史泰龙是我手下
[00:19.930]装*一顿大搞把
[00:21.741]走过南我闯过北
[00:23.461]懂阴阳我会风水
[00:25.269]我小拼叫郭美美
[00:27.097]整天要和我亲嘴
[00:28.804]我还会加减乘除
[00:30.599]三岁就把大学读
[00:32.408]我小妹是林心如
[00:34.066]那吴秀波是我老叔
[00:35.945]上过战场扛过枪
[00:37.705]我大姨名叫李湘
[00:39.529]我姥爷是潘长江
[00:40.975]那有个小弟叫尔康
[00:43.127]我**打小长得萌
[00:44.896]我大哥叫苏有朋
[00:46.589]我二哥叫郭富城
[00:48.179]我三弟叫做猪悟能
[00:50.117]金枪不倒我最硬
[00:51.895]我大爷叫沙悟净
[00:53.686]有个保镖叫追命
[00:55.486]我的名字叫西门庆
[00:57.326]我这人最讲情意
[00:59.020]各个部门都有关系
[01:00.868]有个表姐叫杨幂
[01:02.597]刘华强是我小弟
[01:04.424]打一架叫一炮轰
[01:06.163]五岁打虎学武松
[01:07.971]我大姨是孙悟空
[01:09.470]我表哥叫做谢文东
[01:11.455]打小就气宇非凡
[01:13.191]我四哥叫王祖蓝
[01:15.041]我五哥叫陈浩南
[01:16.694]我六哥叫做韩寒
[01:18.627]为人优秀又耿直
[01:20.335]勤劳憨厚还老实
[01:22.167]家里百十台奔驰
[01:23.950]我爸叫比尔盖茨
[01:25.625]我**头脑像一休
[01:27.479]有个宠物叫皮卡丘
[01:29.319]亚洲欧洲和非洲
[01:30.999]保护费全归我收
[01:32.818]读过四书和五经
[01:34.731]而且越长越年轻
[01:36.394]踹掉了现任穆桂英
[01:38.136]后边娶了一个范冰冰