[ilingku:072]
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[by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810]
[00:16.360]Ahhh
[00:28.650]Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp
[00:33.770]This band will play
[00:34.670]Anything I want perfectly the first time through
[00:37.500]And you know while I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote
[00:40.460]This ditty and I though you guys
[00:45.260]Like
[00:45.490]Might like to play it for me
[00:47.390]Cause I am techno destructo and I can out fight
[00:50.610]Out f**k
[00:51.270]And out fart
[00:52.010]Any of you lame a*s motherf**kin' rock stars
[00:54.310]Cause I am techno
[00:56.420]Destructo
[00:56.540]And I come from beyond venus
[00:58.430]Beyond jupiter
[00:59.750]And that's
[01:00.270]Way past uranus
[01:01.760]Buddy
[01:02.500]And I come from here with a mission
[01:04.400]Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the master
[01:11.040]In a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies
[01:14.860]Gwar will serve the master
[01:19.090]Or gwar will die
[01:21.230]I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain
[01:38.820]A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain
[01:41.440]When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach
[02:00.010]I'll make world war iii seem like Sunday at the beach
[02:07.610]Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive pukeoplex
[02:11.500]Organized death arena
[02:13.080]Where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato
[02:17.400]Masher techno destructo facing off against oderus urungus and irish
[02:21.690]Kid in a no holds barred
[02:23.820]Woah
[02:24.800]They haven't even shaken hands and
[02:26.890]Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a marshall stack
[02:30.420]What's techno
[02:32.190]Doing
[02:34.460]He's breaking open his skull
[02:37.290]He's
[02:37.940]He's
[02:38.520]He's making a meal
[02:59.180]Out of oderus's brain
[03:05.390]I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills
[03:15.830]Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill
[03:22.120]The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass
[03:31.900]Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your a*s