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[by:天琴实验室AI生成v1.0]
[00:12.060]When I was a young man
[00:14.640]I didn't like to dance
[00:16.500]I was shy
[00:17.610]I'd stand against the wall all night
[00:19.650]I'd never take a chance
[00:21.300]So afraid
[00:22.020]I wouldn't get on that dance floor
[00:24.480]Unless I was really drunk
[00:26.340]10 shots
[00:26.790]But I found a place where the stars hang out
[00:29.250]And they taught me how to funk
[00:30.840]Real nasty
[00:31.950]It ain't too far away
[00:34.110]It's just on the edge of town
[00:36.060]Nearby
[00:36.450]But be ready when you get there
[00:38.790]'Cause these folks don't f**k around
[00:45.420]You can
[00:46.710]Rub your belly with Liza Minelli
[00:50.850]Covered in jelly you're gonna rub your belly
[00:56.160]Jiggle your droopy balls with singin' Lou Rawis
[01:00.660]Bounce off the walls then jiggle them droopy balls
[01:05.670]Grind your hips with the blond guy from CHIPS
[01:08.730]Lick your lips
[01:09.630]Stroke it clean with Martin Sheen
[01:13.770]It's f**king obscense
[01:15.120]Clench your a*s cheeks tight with sexy grandma Betty White
[01:20.280]You'll see the light when your sphincter's tight
[01:23.010]If you don't know how to move
[01:26.700]Just feel the groove
[01:28.560]And dance
[01:30.330]Like you just s**t your pants
[01:33.990]Spin like a little girl
[01:37.230]With cross dressing Milton Berle
[01:39.360]Just give it a whirl pretend you're a little girl
[01:43.860]Wave that juicy weeno with legendary Al Pacino
[01:50.430]Wave your weeno even more obsceno
[01:53.130]Knock back a drink with Colonel Klink
[01:57.000]Piss in the sink
[01:58.560]Bounce your beef with Omar Sharif
[02:01.740]What a relief
[02:02.640]Ring the disco bell with ice cream wizard Tommy Carvel
[02:06.870]Tommy Carvel gonna make your dink swell
[02:11.370]Then spew all over the room
[02:13.590]With Mr Jeffry Goldblum
[02:16.110]And dance
[02:17.550]Like you just s**t your pants
[02:21.330]Mr Belvedere
[02:22.920]Fatty Fatty
[02:23.790]Finger in his own rear
[02:26.160]Bernard King
[02:27.330]Basketball basketball
[02:28.710]Showing off his ding a ling
[02:30.720]Swimming Mark Spitz
[02:31.920]Moustache moustache
[02:33.120]Playing with his hairy tits
[02:35.670]Big Earl Weaver Tommy Seaver
[02:38.220]Both of them got the boogie fever
[02:58.470]S**t your pants
[03:00.600]You can
[03:01.200]Do the hustle with seven footer Billy Russell
[03:04.500]Do the f**king hustle jerking your love muscle
[03:08.940]Shake your big round a*s with the ghost of Mama Cass
[03:13.800]Blast from the past the ghost of Mama Cass
[03:18.960]Dry hump the floor with Mary Tyler Moore
[03:21.990]Pump it sore
[03:23.400]Squeeze your nipple like baldy Mr Whipple
[03:26.790]Drink some Ripple
[03:27.540]Give it a hearty whack with TV great Victor Tayback
[03:31.650]When you give it a whack don't hurt the nut sack
[03:35.790]So if the thought of grooving is bringing you down
[03:41.670]Come to the funkiest place in town
[03:45.870]The stars will show you how to move
[03:50.940]And dance
[03:51.780]Like you just s**t your pants