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[by:天琴实验室AI生成v1.0]
[00:00.930]Teenage Love On The Phone -Adam Sandler
[00:01.860]Adam Sandler
[00:02.220]They're All Gonna Laugh At You
[00:02.760]Teenage Love On The Phone
[00:03.270]Performed by adam sandler and allen covert
[00:04.620]Richie:"so ya doin' good?"
[00:06.150]Samantha:"ya, i'm fine, how 'bout you?"
[00:07.590]Richie:"how good could i be?i haven't seen you in three hours."
[00:10.110]Samantha:"ohhh, richie. hey richie, my dad's down the hall, and he doesn't want me on the phone. so if i hang up on you, it's just because he's coming."
[00:20.910]Richie:"ok. so look, uh, do you wanna meet at the spring fling dance thi..."
[00:25.890][she hangs up phone]
[00:27.570][phone rings]
[00:27.870]Richie:"hello?"
[00:31.110]Samantha:"sorry, i thought he was coming."
[00:32.580]Richie:"that's ok. so, about the dance. do you wanna meet
[00:36.780]Samantha:"umm, well my brother gets the car on friday nights."
[00:41.340]Richie:"well that's ok, i'll come by and get you. lets say around..."
[00:44.550][she hangs up phone]
[00:45.390]Richie:"come on.."
[00:49.560][phone rings]
[00:50.400]Richie:"hey."
[00:50.940]Samantha:"sorry. i guess he was just going to the bathroom."
[00:52.560]Richie:"that's ok. well look, uh.. what was i saying?oh yeah, should i pick you up at like seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin.."
[01:02.340][she hangs up the phone again]
[01:03.300]Richie:"give me a break..."
[01:04.349][phone rings]
[01:08.910]Richie:"hello."
[01:09.450]Samantha:"sorry. it was just my dog."
[01:10.650]Richie:"hey, what's your dad's problem anyways!?why can't we talk?"
[01:14.010]Samantha:"he just thinks i'm on the phone too much. oh my god, uh, i gotta go."
[01:19.950]Richie:"don't hang up!"
[01:20.970]Samantha:"richie, i can't talk!"
[01:21.990]Richie:"no, i'm sick of this!put your dad on the phone!i wanna talk to him."
[01:26.700]Samantha:"it's not my dad."
[01:28.050]Richie:"what?well, who's there?why can't you talk?"
[01:31.230]Samantha:"uh, just look richie, someone is here."
[01:34.530]Richie:"who's there?is it a guy!?"
[01:35.760]Samantha:"richie!"
[01:36.600]Richie:"i knew it!i'll kill him!put him on the phone!"
[01:39.600]Samantha:"oh.. it's just.. hold on."
[01:43.110][hands phone to guy]
[01:43.560]Richie:"hey man!what the hell are you doing there!?samantha's my girl!
[01:48.270]You'd better stay away from her or i'll make you wish you were never born!"
[01:51.120]Buffoon:"f**kin' sh*t!"
[01:55.620]Richie:"yeah, f**kin' sh*t is right buddy!don't think i'm kidding around, man!i'm crazy!i'll smash your head in!i swear to god!"
[02:01.470]Buffoon:"one time i saw my grandmother in the shower. her bush starts above her belly button."
[02:10.410]Richie:"yeah, well that's too bad!but i'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in!"
[02:14.760][richie slams down phone]
[02:17.430]Samantha:"what happened?was he mad?"
[02:18.720]Buffoon:"my neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!"
[02:23.520]Samantha:"oh buffoon, you're the coolest."[whispering]"i love you..."