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[00:00.000]The Want Ad - Pandora'S Box
[00:01.074]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
[00:01.074]This is addressed to all the people who answered or may be thinking of answering
[00:04.388]谨以此致所有回应或可能想要回应的人
[00:04.388]The personal ad I placed in volume 2
[00:06.900]关于我在第二期刊登的个人启事
[00:06.900]Number 15 of this newspaper two weeks ago Friday
[00:10.491]两周前周五报纸上的第15则广告
[00:10.491]First my apologies to the huge bartender with the voice
[00:14.021]首先向那位声音迷人的高大酒保致歉
[00:14.021]And the light hearted dark skinned advertising man
[00:16.277]还有那位开朗的黑皮肤广告人
[00:16.277]If either of you had called me back
[00:18.170]若你们中任何一位曾回电
[00:18.170]I might not be writing this retraction of my ad
[00:20.687]或许我就不会写下这则撤销声明
[00:20.687]Even though I will soon be too busy to date much
[00:22.909]尽管很快我将忙于学业无暇约会
[00:22.909]But why didn't you call back
[00:26.095]但为何你不回电
[00:26.095]But to the others
[00:27.788]至于其他人
[00:27.788]Which include the two terrifying sisters
[00:30.226]包括那对可怕的姐妹花
[00:30.226]The under 18's and the over 60's
[00:32.485]未满十八与年过六旬的追求者
[00:32.485]The numerous ones who dialed my number
[00:34.276]还有无数拨通电话
[00:34.276]And hung up as soon as I said hello
[00:36.471]却在我说"喂"时挂断的人
[00:36.471]The 35 or 40 of you who made dates with me and never showed up
[00:39.646]更有三四十位约好见面却爽约的
[00:39.646]Including the one who complained his body was so powerful he couldn't control it anymore
[00:43.980]其中那位自称身体太强壮已无法自控的先生
[00:43.980]The desperate wife seekers the already married
[00:46.766]那些渴求婚姻的已婚男子
[00:46.766]The one who was so one sided that he could think of nothing but sex
[00:49.928]满脑子只有欲望的偏执狂
[00:49.928]And then have the gall to ask me
[00:51.455]竟还厚颜无耻地追问
[00:51.455]If his nationality was the reason I wouldn't sleep with him
[00:54.644]是否因国籍我才拒绝同床
[00:54.644]The many who couldn't get it up
[00:55.734]多少人临阵退缩
[00:55.734]When I was agreeable and the many who could and did when I was not
[00:58.828]当我愿意时无能 抗拒时却纠缠不放
[00:58.828]The pleasant young foreigner who turned out to be the private
[01:01.527]那个温文尔雅的外国青年
[01:01.527]Property of his gigantic girlfriend
[01:03.691]原来是他魁梧女友的私有财产
[01:03.691]The ones who were so grotesque in their appearance
[01:06.541]那些外貌令人不适的追求者
[01:06.541]That I couldn't possibly get past their faces to even consider a relationship with them
[01:10.558]让我根本无法越过外表去考虑发展关系
[01:10.558]Especially sexual
[01:12.480]尤其是亲密关系
[01:12.480]The sharks and the geeks and the sadists
[01:14.838]那些油滑之徒、怪咖和虐待狂
[01:14.838]The latter category which I had specifically stated I didn't want
[01:18.635]后者明明是我特别声明不想要的类型
[01:18.635]And the ones who wanted endless dirty talk
[01:20.846]还有那些沉迷于低俗对话的人
[01:20.846]The ones who wanted to be punished
[01:22.465]以及渴望被惩罚的人
[01:22.465]The ones who could only boast about the size of their
[01:24.730]那些只会炫耀自己财富规模
[01:24.730]Bank rolls and or their equipment
[01:26.555]或是某些部位尺寸的人
[01:26.555]And this definitely includes the teacher who said
[01:29.330]这绝对包括那位自称
[01:29.330]All the kids want my stuff
[01:31.710]"所有学生都迷恋我"的老师
[01:31.710]The businessman who had an adjective for every letter
[01:33.606]还有那个用姓氏每个字母
[01:33.606]Of his last name r is for rich
[01:36.499]拼写形容词的商人 R代表富有
[01:36.499]The ones and there were many who said
[01:37.769]那些数量众多的家伙们开口就是
[01:37.769]My name is so and so and so how far do you go
[01:41.096]"我叫某某某 你最多能接受什么程度"
[01:41.096]The 300 pound lady judge who screamed abuse at me
[01:44.137]那位300磅的女法官对我破口大骂
[01:44.137]The transvestite who wanted me to support him
[01:46.541]异装癖者要我供养他的生活
[01:46.541]The numerous young studs who had nothing to offer
[01:49.363]无数年轻浪子空有一副皮囊
[01:49.363]Besides the negative results of their goddamn blood tests
[01:53.144]除了那些该死的血液检测的负面结果
[01:53.144]The diminutive actor and the other short ones
[01:55.512]矮小的演员和其他袖珍男士们
[01:55.512]The astronomer who cried like a baby
[01:57.647]天文学家哭得像个婴儿
[01:57.647]And said he'd been betrayed by every star he ever knew
[02:00.682]说他曾被认识的每颗星星背叛
[02:00.682]The fanatic priest who wanted me to confess
[02:02.427]狂热的牧师非要我忏悔罪过
[02:02.427]To things I'd never even dreamed of
[02:04.483]那些我从未想象过的事情
[02:04.483]The worn out soldiers the burned out poets
[02:06.798]疲惫的士兵 燃烧殆尽的诗人
[02:06.798]The pumped up jocks and the used up kids
[02:08.951]虚张声势的运动健将 迷失自我的孩子
[02:08.951]The racists including the one at whose place I left my white sweater
[02:12.765]还有那些种族主义者 包括那个让我落下白色毛衣的家伙
[02:12.765]And I'd rather cut off my right thumb than go back for it
[02:15.571]我宁愿剁掉右手拇指 也不愿回去取它
[02:15.571]The drunks junkies crack and coke heads the multitude of liars
[02:19.234]醉汉 瘾君子 ***吸食者 满口谎言的骗子们
[02:19.234]And especially the nice ones who never called back
[02:22.335]尤其是那些彬彬有礼却从不回电的人
[02:22.335]To all of you I say
[02:23.972]我要对你们所有人说
[02:23.972]Just forget my phone number
[02:25.950]请忘记我的电话号码
[02:25.950]I don't need all the hassles
[02:30.132]我不需要这些麻烦事
[02:30.132]I'll be starting school next month and I just don't want to be bothered
[02:34.303]下个月就要开学了 我只想清净度日
[02:34.303]Don't hold your breath any of you
[02:36.796]各位都别痴心等待
[02:36.796]Sincerely
[02:37.362]此致
[02:37.362]The underweight platinum blonde
[02:40.809]那个纤瘦的金发姑娘
[02:40.809]Have a nice day
[02:41.303]祝你们安好
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