[00:17.53]Ladies and gentleman welcome to the church of slack
[00:23.05](Oh ah yeah you yeah you)
[00:27.65]I come before you today to save you from the perils of the evil
[00:32.98](Oh ah yeah you yeah you)
[00:35.20]The clutches of sin (clutches of sin)
[00:39.15]And the devils and daemons lurking from within
[00:42.59](Oh oh oh daemons lurking from within)
[00:46.88]Yes ladies and gentlemen
[00:49.29]I come before you today
[00:50.99]And I present you the world's first guilt free religion
[00:56.40](Oh ah yeah you yeah you ha ha)
[01:01.10]That's right boys and girls
[01:03.12]No more waking up early on sunday morning
[01:05.85]It's all about believing in yourself (yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah)
[01:14.82]I said it's all about believing in yourself
[01:18.65](Yeah oh oh yeah yeah yeah you door you door)
[01:25.81]I said it's all about believing in yourself (yeah yeah oh yeah yeah)
[01:32.58]Now listen up closely and listen to me
[01:35.97]And I'll make sure you live the rest of your life b******t free
[01:40.31](Bullshit b******t b******t b******t bullshit)
[01:44.01]That's right ladies and gentlemen (bullshit)
[01:46.34]Everybody out there listen to me right now
[01:50.19]I want you to put your hand on the stereo (yeah yeah yeah)
[01:54.48]Put your hand on the speaker (oh yeah yeah)
[01:56.89]Not that speaker the other speaker
[01:58.55]Put your hand on the speaker (yeah yeah)
[02:01.22]I want you to put your hands in the air where I can see them (yeah)
[02:05.52]And I want you to repeat after me
[02:07.91]I am somebody (I am somebody)
[02:11.68]I said I am somebody (I said I am somebody)
[02:16.27]And I'm gonna believe in myself (and I'm gonna believe in myself)
[02:21.12]Because (because)
[02:23.74]I am somebody (I am somebody)
[02:28.71]And I'm gonna shake my ass