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[00:00.000]First World Problems - Weird Al Yankovic
[00:11.802]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
[00:11.802]My maid is cleaning my bathroom so I can't take a shower
[00:16.892]女佣正在打扫浴室 害我没法冲凉
[00:16.892]When I do the water starts getting cold after an hour
[00:22.112]好不容易洗上澡 热水一小时就变凉
[00:22.112]I couldn't order off the breakfast menu cause I slept in till two
[00:27.542]睡到下午两点 完美错过早餐时段
[00:27.542]Then I filled up on bread didn't leave any room for tiramisu
[00:32.712]面包塞饱肚子 提拉米苏再也装不下半盘
[00:32.712]Oh no there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen
[00:37.982]糟糕 笔记本屏幕角落有个坏点闪烁
[00:37.982]I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine
[00:43.171]钱包里翻不出零钱 自动贩卖机前手足无措
[00:43.171]Some idiot just called me up on the phone
[00:46.951]不知哪个白痴突然打电话骚扰
[00:46.951]What don't they know how to text omg
[00:50.350]这年头谁还不会发短信 真是莫名其妙
[00:50.350]I got
[00:51.450]我遇到了
[00:51.450]First world first world problems
[00:54.279]第一世界 第一世界的问题
[00:54.279]First world problems
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[00:56.009]First world first world problems
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[00:59.658]First world problems
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[01:01.358]First world first world problems
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[01:07.598]I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator
[01:12.678]买了太多食物 冰箱塞不下
[01:12.678]Forgot my gardener's name I'll have to ask him later
[01:18.085]忘了园丁的名字 只能稍后再问他
[01:18.085]Tried to fast forward commercials can't I'm watching live TV
[01:23.513]想快进广告却不行 谁让我在看直播节目
[01:23.513]I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free
[01:28.532]机场贵宾室的饼干 肯定含麸质让我心塞
[01:28.532]My barista didn't even bother to make a design
[01:32.571]咖啡师连拉花都懒得做
[01:32.571]In the foam on the top of my vanilla latte
[01:36.900]我那杯香草拿铁上空空如也
[01:36.900]First world first world problems
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[01:39.830]First world problems
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[01:42.059]First world first world problems
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[01:45.239]First world problems
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[01:47.189]First world first world problems
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[01:53.319]Can't remember which car I drove to the mall
[02:00.419]记不清开哪辆车去的商场
[02:00.419]My sonicare won't recharge now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal
[02:20.818]电动牙刷充不进电 只能像原始人那样手动刷牙
[02:20.818]The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching
[02:25.997]这些高支棉床单的纱线让我浑身发痒
[02:25.997]My house is so big I can't get wifi in the kitchen
[02:31.107]房子太大 厨房连不上Wi-Fi
[02:31.107]Uh I had to buy something I didn't even need just
[02:35.705]为了凑单买了根本不需要的东西
[02:35.705]So I could qualify for free shipping on amazon
[02:39.864]就为了享受亚马逊的包邮服务
[02:39.864]First world first world problems
[02:42.843]第一世界 第一世界的问题
[02:42.843]First world problems
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[02:48.003]First world problems
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[02:50.182]First world first world problems
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[02:53.242]First world problems
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[02:55.301]First world first world problems
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[02:58.451]First world problems
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[03:00.451]First world first world problems
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[03:03.611]First world problems
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