[P] Aiyyo whassup E man?
[E] Yo coolin PMD
[P] True true man I just been lampin man
[P] So what you been up to lately man?
[E] Just been loungin man knowhatI'msayin?
[P] True true man yo man who's your boy over there man?
[E] Oh that's my man from out of town
[P] Oh word man? Yo whassup man? My name is P man
[B] How you doin man? My name is Frankie Anto man
[B] But my friends they call me Frank B
[P] Oh word man? Nice to meet you man
[P] So yo man E, what you gettin into tonight man?
[E] Yo P man I'm bout to flex downtown to this club
[P] Word man? Yo man, that sounds cool man
[P] I think I'm with that man - yo you wan' do that?
[E] Let's do this man
[P] Aight bet man
[B] Yo, yo hold up wait a minute guys man
[B] You guys mind if I go witchu to this club man?
[P] Ahah aiyyo man E I don't know about that man
[P] Last time we took somebody with us man
[P] we had to carry him home man, he got out of control
[P] The whole nine yars, yaknowhatI'msayin man?
[B] Nah man, that's not me man, I can handle my liquor man
[B] I just go to have a good time and DANCE man
[B] Drinkin is no problem to me, stuff tastes like fruit punch
[P] Are you sure man?
[B] Positive man -- positively positive
[P] Aight man, l-let's take him then
[07:20.00]
[E] We went out that night
[P] To a club downtown
[E] That was very high class
[P] And had boomin sounds
[E] We went in
[P] And we were dressed to impress
[E] Fly women and girlies
[P] Lookin their very best
[E] We took a seat at the bar
[P] Feelin brand new
[E] Frank ordered drinks, no liquor
[P] Just plain old brew
[E] He finished it
[P] Then he ordered one more
[E] And another
[P] And another
[E] And that made four
[P] He seen this fly girlie
[E] Suave and deboinaire
[P] Light skinned complexion
[E] With long black hair
[P] But this girl was ug-ly
[E] I mean her body was through
[P] But after four drinks or more
[E] She looked like Paula Abdul
[07:20.00]
[Frank B]
[07:20.00]You know what baby? You startin to look good
[07:20.00]You startin to look REAL good
[07:20.00]You startin to remind me of that superstar - Paula Abdul
[07:20.00]
[P] The party was over
[E] It was time to go
[P] You insisted on drivin
[E] When we said no
[07:20.00]
[Frank B]
[07:20.00]Nah guys, y'know? I can drive myself home man
[07:20.00]That ain't gonna be no problem
[07:20.00]I drive better when I feel nice (P: Are you sure man?)
[07:20.00]Are you kidding me man?
[07:20.00]That stuff in there, that stuff in there taste like fruit punch
[07:20.00]I could drink that all night
[07:20.00]
[E] So you got in your car
[P] Swervin on the road
[E] There was a cop in the bushes
[P] On radar patrol
[E] The light turned green
[P] And you decided to stop
[E] It turned red
[P] You took off
[E] And got pulled over by a cop
[07:20.00]
[07:20.00]Chorus: repeat 4X
[07:20.00]
[P] You overdid it homes
[E] You had too much to drink
[07:20.00]
[07:20.00]* police siren sound *
[07:20.00]
[Frank B, Parrish Smith as the cop]
[07:20.00]Ah excuse me, can I see your license and registration please?
[07:20.00]I don't have my license registration right NOW
[07:20.00]But if you give me a chance, I can go home and get it
[07:20.00]Oh what are you a wiseguy son?
[07:20.00]No I don't mean to be a wiseguy officer
[07:20.00]The honest truth, what really happened is
[07:20.00]I just came from a plane from Dominican Republic
[07:20.00]By the time I got to Motor Vehicle, Motor Vehicle was closed
[07:20.00]Oh it was closed?
[07:20.00]Yeah it was closed
[07:20.00]Oh what's your name son?
[07:20.00]My name is Frankie Nato, but my friends, they call me Frank B
[07:20.00]How bout you officer - whatchu call yourself?
[07:20.00]Oh this guy's a real wiseguy
[07:20.00]Who's the young lady in the passenger seat?
[07:20.00]You don't know who that is? That's a superstar
[07:20.00]Paula Abdul, say hi Paula
[07:20.00]Oh yeah that's Paula Abdul?
[07:20.00]Have you been drinkin son?
[07:20.00]Oh no I don't drink man, the only thing I drink is fruit punch
[07:20.00]OK son you wanna turn your car off
[07:20.00]and leave the keys in the ignition and come with me please?
[07:20.00]Where we goin officer?
[07:20.00]I want you to come sit in the backseat
[07:20.00]and blow in this tube for me please
[07:20.00]Wait a minute, I ain't no faggot
[07:20.00]I never blow anything in my life, and don't plan to
[07:20.00]How bout you officer - you blowin anything?
[07:20.00]Just blow into the tube son
[07:20.00]Okay okay man * blows into the tube *
[07:20.00]
[07:20.00]Oh what's this man? Two point oh?
[07:20.00]Oh Guns'n'Roses dude!
[07:20.00]You might as well get ?
[07:20.00]cause you goin downtown sonny, you're drunk!
[07:20.00]So whatchu tryin to tell me officer?
[07:20.00]You tryin to tell me that that machine, tell me I'm drunk man?
[07:20.00]Somethin wrong with that machine
[07:20.00]That machine need a good fixin man
[07:20.00]That's what I think officer
[07:20.00]No you know what I think son?
[07:20.00]I think you need a good lawyer
[07:20.00]Let me tell you officer, I have a lawyer
[07:20.00]My lawyer is so good, SO SO good
[07:20.00]And by the time he's finished witchu, you gonna be workin in Alaska
[07:20.00]So dress warm, as a matter of fact
[07:20.00]I suggest you go out and buy yourself a sheepdog
[07:20.00]Cause it gets BITTERLY cold out there
[07:20.00]
[07:20.00]Chorus
[07:20.00]
[E] Have you ever been coolin
[P] On a Friday night
[E] Wit your friends gettin wasted
[P] Just feelin nice
[P] You continued to drink
[E] When you know you should stop
[P] The next thing you know
[E] You're behind is caught
[P] Your body gets numb
[E] So you slow up the pace
[P] Your mouth gets watery
[E] And you can't feel your face
[P] You finally make it home
[E] And the fun begins
[P] You try to pass out
[E] But here comes the spins
[P] So you turn and toss
[E] Then you toss and turn
[P] Your head gets light
[E] And your chest starts to burn
[P] So you lay on your stomach
[E] And you tuck in your chin
[P] Pail by your bedside
[E] Now the breathing begins
[07:20.00]
[Frank B]
[07:20.00]Oh, oh God, just let me get through this last one
[07:20.00]If you let me make it
[07:20.00]If you let me make it through the night God
[07:20.00]I promise I'll never have another drink again
[07:20.00]I'll never drink again, as long as I live
[07:20.00]* pukes several times *
[07:20.00]
[07:20.00]Chorus
[07:20.00]
[Parrish]
[07:20.00]You overdid it
[07:20.00]Hey yo this is EPMD tellin you not to drink and drive
[07:20.00]Cause ain't nuttin cool about chillin in a coffin six feet under
[07:20.00]YouknowwhatI'msayin?
[07:20.00]
[Frank B]
[07:20.00]Yo, this is Frank B
[07:20.00]And learn from others mistakes homes!
[07:20.00]
[Parrish]
[07:20.00]And don't let peer pressure get to you
[07:20.00]Cause it costs you, or your life, or somebody else's life
[07:20.00]in the long run
[07:20.00]
[Erick]
[07:20.00]And it's like that
[07:20.00]And if you don't believe you can get the bozack
[07:20.00]
[Parrish]
[07:20.00]See-ya!
[07:20.00]
[Frank B]
[07:20.00]5000