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[00:08.100]When I eat like I do it
[00:19.110]I use not fork nor spoon
[00:24.930]No grace or culture to it
[00:27.390]When I call my own tune
[00:30.900]For I eat with gusto d**n you bet
[00:34.860]A regular K 9 cruncher
[00:37.710]Except truth be told I'm sloppier yet
[00:41.100]Than many a dog food muncher
[00:44.280]I eat a pound I eat a ton
[00:47.430]And no there ain't much I cuts up
[00:51.060]And while I'm having merry fun
[00:53.760]Bystanders puke their guts up
[00:59.040]The FBI sent someone by
[01:00.870]Who handles health affairs
[01:03.540]I had not finished my cream pie
[01:06.060]When he chanced up the stairs
[01:08.820]Why did he turn the other way
[01:10.920]Why did he leave so quick
[01:13.080]Will he come back another day
[01:15.300]Did something make him sick
[01:17.790]I eat with gusto d**n you bet
[01:21.390]A regular doggie diner
[01:23.670]No don't bring me napkins waiter sir
[01:26.430]Just bring some trash can liner
[01:30.870]Whilst wandering by a juice bar
[01:34.140]I spyed a tempting beverage
[01:36.540]Since I would have been last in line
[01:39.510]I used my fearsome leverage
[01:42.930]For in my pocket was some food
[01:45.690]Which I took from the wrapper
[01:48.870]The patrons wathced it being chewed
[01:51.600]And of course headed for the crapper
[01:54.930]For I eat with gusto d**n you bet
[01:58.410]For gusto I'm the boss
[02:00.930]For yay my nose it is in the salad
[02:03.360]And lo my chin it is in the sauce
[02:06.360]I eat with gusto d**n you bet
[02:08.910]We're sailing around the cape
[02:10.979]Keel haul him said the Bosun
[02:13.050]There must be no escape
[02:16.560]One sunny day in Paris an elegant cafe
[02:21.300]A phone call there a phone call here
[02:24.450]And the gendarmes took me away
[02:27.270]I said qu'est ce qui se passe ici
[02:30.900]I said mais qu'est ce que c'est
[02:34.650]They said Such eating it is criminal
[02:39.000]And crime it does not pay
[02:42.480]For I eat with gusto d**n you bet
[02:45.450]My banner yay unfurled
[02:47.940]My shirt is covered with mustard
[02:50.250]And my hair with ketchup curled
[02:54.090]Goodby to Egypt Greece and Rome
[02:56.370]The ancient world goodbye
[02:59.190]May squalor be my summer home
[03:01.710]And filth be my neck tie
[03:04.620]For I eat with gusto d**n you bet
[03:08.700]Uh And Uh I eat with gusto d**n you bet
[03:13.980]My country tis of thee
[03:16.080]I eat for social progress
[03:18.300]I eat for victory
[03:21.060]Somebody died who watched me eat
[03:23.670]In a restaurant one spell
[03:26.280]He woke up and saw me eating beans
[03:29.190]And knew that he'd gone to hell
[03:32.100]For Uh He eats with gusto d**n we bet
[03:38.700]They're calling from the south
[03:41.070]They want to stop my gusto
[03:42.780]They want to close my mouth
[03:45.210]You eat with gusto yeah that's great
[03:47.370]Now let us off this bus
[03:49.050]Wait a minute I haven't finished eating up stuff yet
[03:52.320]We'll call you don't call us