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[00:00.060]Mountain
[00:00.300]Billy the mountain
[00:15.360]A regular picturesque
[00:21.450]Postcardy mountain
[00:26.340]Residing between lovely
[00:31.710]Rosamond and Gorman
[00:40.200]With his stunning wife Ethell
[00:44.070]A tree
[00:44.250]A tree
[00:58.260]Billy was a mountain
[01:03.480]Ethel was a tree
[01:04.319]Growing off of his shoulder
[01:12.150]Billy was a mountain
[01:17.370]Ethel was a tree
[01:18.210]Growing off of his shoulder
[01:25.950]Billy had two big
[01:27.600]Caves for eyes
[01:28.890]With a cliff for a jaw
[01:30.480]That would go up 'n down
[01:32.850]And whenever it did
[01:33.810]He'd puff out some dust
[01:35.010]And hack up a boulder
[01:35.490]Hack
[01:35.910]Hack up a boulder
[01:41.580]Hack hack
[01:42.030]Hack up a boulder
[01:42.480]Hack hack hack
[01:47.280]Hack up a boulder
[01:50.610]Now one day a man in a checkered suit drove up in a big
[01:54.990]Lincoln continental and he laid a huge
[02:01.020]Bulging envelope right at the corner of billy the mountain
[02:04.890]Right where his 'foot' was supposed to be
[02:07.440]Now billy the mountain he couldn't believe it
[02:10.530]All those postcards he'd posed for for over these years
[02:14.640]And finally now at last his royalties
[02:23.970]Billy the mountain was rich his eyeball caves widened in amazement
[02:32.280]His cliff
[02:33.090]Which was his jaw
[02:34.380]It dropped thirty feet
[02:40.380]Ooh a bunch of dust puffed out rocks and boulders hacked up
[02:49.800]Hack hack hack hack hack hack hack
[02:50.670]Crushing 'the Lincoln'
[02:52.710]Now the man in the checkered suit well
[02:57.480]Without his car he went screaming off into the desert at sunset
[03:09.870]All the way to Rosamond to get a beer and tell everybody there
[03:14.850]Including Ronnie Cook what had happened to his car
[03:19.560]I gave him the money
[03:23.040]He acted real funny
[03:26.220]He hocked up a rock and
[03:29.730]It totaled my car
[03:31.920]Oh do you
[03:32.910]Know any trucks
[03:34.860]Might be bound for the Valley
[03:38.670]I don't want to stand here
[03:41.820]All night in this bar
[03:44.040]Dear lord
[03:44.940]I don't want to stand here
[03:48.090]All night in this bar
[03:50.730]No s**t
[03:51.180]I don't want to stand here
[03:54.300]All night in this bar
[04:02.880]By two o'clock and the bars are already closed down
[04:07.830]Billy had already broken 'the big news' to Ethel
[04:13.650]With dust and boulders everywhere billy choked with excitement announced
[04:23.100]Ethel we're going on a vacation
[04:33.540]Yes and they were going on a vacation
[04:37.020]Oh and Ethel Ethel Ethel Ethel just like a woman
[04:41.040]Of course she was delighted she creaked a little bit
[04:47.490]And some old birds flew off of her
[04:51.150]Hey Mr Tambourine Man play a song
[04:56.070]Billy told Ethel they were going to
[05:02.010]They were going to New York
[05:05.820]Ethel we're going to
[05:17.910]New York
[05:25.920]But first they were gonna stop in Las Vegas
[05:28.320]It's off to Las Vegas
[05:33.540]To check out the lounges
[05:36.900]Pull a few handles
[05:39.870]Drink a few beers
[05:42.210]Oh Ethel
[05:43.110]Ethel my darling
[05:45.960]You know that I love you
[05:48.840]I'm glad we could have a
[05:51.900]Vacation this year
[05:54.150]Oh neet o
[05:55.380]Glad we could have a
[05:58.080]Vacation this year
[06:06.420]They left that night crunchin' across the mojave desert
[06:12.060]Their voices echoing through the canyons of your minds
[06:18.630]Ethel want to get a cuppa cawfee
[06:32.040]There's a Howard Johnsons want to eat some clams
[06:43.710]The first noteworthy piece of real estate they destroyed was Edwards Air Force Base
[06:49.470]And to this very day 'wing nuts' and data reduction clerks alike
[06:55.080]Speak in reverent whispers about that fateful night when
[06:59.070]Test stand number one and the rocket sled itself got LUNCHED
[07:08.040]By a famous mountain in and his small wooden wife
[07:18.990]Good bye to Las Vegas
[07:22.500]Farewell to the lounges
[07:25.620]We pulled a few handles
[07:28.590]We drank a few beers
[07:32.070]Guess that George Putnam
[07:34.680]Should be on the air now
[07:37.830]With the biggest new story
[07:40.500]That has broken this year
[07:43.170]George Putnam
[07:44.160]His biggest new story
[07:46.680]That has broken this year
[07:53.400]Take it away George
[07:55.620]Word just in to the KTTV news service undeniably links
[08:02.850]This mountain and his wife to d**g abuse
[08:06.300]And pay offs as part of a San Joaquin Valley smut ring
[08:13.080]However we can assure parents in the Southern California area
[08:17.220]That a recent narcotics crack down
[08:19.650]In Torrance Hawthorne Lomita
[08:20.730]Westchester Playa del Rey Santa Monica
[08:21.660]Tujunga Sunland San Fernando Pacoima Sylmar
[08:22.410]Newhall Canoga Park
[08:24.540]Palmdale Glendale Irwindale
[08:25.110]Rolling Hills Granada Hills Shadow Hills Cheviot Hills
[08:27.180]Will provide the secret evidence
[08:29.280]The Palmdale grand jury has needed to seek a criminal indictment
[08:35.490]And pave the way for stiffer legislation increased federal aid
[08:42.990]And avert a crippling strike of bartenders and veterinarians throughout the inland empire
[08:53.430]But it is this reporter's opinion that Ethel is a former Communist
[09:01.680]Within the week Jerry Lewis had hosted a telethon
[09:04.530]Wah wah wah nice lady
[09:07.050]To raise funds for the injured
[09:09.450]Injured
[09:10.170]And homeless
[09:12.720]Homeless
[09:14.880]In Denver
[09:21.300]As Billy had just levelled it and a few miles right outside of town
[09:26.520]Billy caused a 'Oh Mein Papa' in the earth's crust
[09:33.750]Right over the secret underground dumps where they keep the pools of old poison gas
[09:42.960]And obsolete germ bombs just as a freak tornado cruised through
[10:12.480]Sucking up two thirds of it
[10:17.340]Suck suck suck
[10:17.790]For untimely dispersal over vast stretches of WATTS
[10:27.840]Now it was about this time I think it was right outside of Columbus Ohio that billy got his notice to report for his induction physical
[10:38.100]Now believe me Ethel said she wasn't gonna let him go
[10:41.820]I'm not gonna let you go billy
[10:44.250]And george putnam the right wing creepo fascist pig newscaster from los angeles said
[10:50.220]Take it away george putnam
[10:51.810]The right wing fascist radical creepo pig newscaster from los angeles
[10:57.090]We now have confirmed reports from an informed orange county minister
[11:02.790]That ethell is still an active communist
[11:08.220]And it's this reporter's opinion that she also practices witch craft
[11:19.440]It was about this time that the telephone rang in the secret briefcase
[11:25.050]Belonging to the one mortal man
[11:27.510]Who might be able to stop all of this senseless destruction and save 'america herself'
[11:35.520]Now some men say he looked like
[11:37.200]He looked like
[11:37.950]Felix Pappalardi
[11:39.150]Felix Pappalardi
[11:41.460]Still others say
[11:43.230]Others say
[11:43.470]Bulls**t man
[11:43.710]Bulls**t man
[11:44.310]He was just born
[11:45.090]He was born
[11:46.110]Next to the frozen beef pies at Gristede's
[11:47.970]Frozen beef pies
[11:50.400]Still others say
[11:51.960]Others say he was just another
[11:52.770]Again he was just a crazy Italian
[11:54.780]Crazy Italian
[11:56.280]Who drove a red car
[11:57.960]You see it was hard to tell
[11:59.190]But nobody knows
[11:59.640]Nobody knew for sure
[12:00.810]For sure
[12:01.230]He was so
[12:01.950]So
[12:02.640]Mysterious
[12:03.090]Mysterious
[12:04.290]Oh yes he was
[12:06.390]He was so
[12:08.190]He was so he was so
[12:10.110]Mysterious
[12:15.090]He was so
[12:18.420]Mysterious
[12:26.640]Cause when a person gets to be
[12:28.560]Such a hero folks
[12:30.510]And marvelous beyond compute
[12:34.320]You can never really tell
[12:35.580]About a guy like that
[12:37.020]Whether he's really a nice person
[12:39.240]Or if he just smiles a lot
[12:41.160]What
[12:41.490]Or if he has a son named 'pinocchio'
[12:46.320]Or what
[12:48.780]Whether he's really a nice person or if he has a son named 'pinocchio' or what
[12:55.170]Some men say he could fly
[12:56.670]Some men say he could swim
[12:58.140]Others say he could sing
[12:59.340]Like neil sedaka
[13:00.540]And all the girls in flushing
[13:01.980]Would be amazed of him
[13:03.810]Two three
[13:05.400]Amazed of him
[13:10.650]Time passes
[13:15.510]January February March July
[13:21.600]Wednesday
[13:21.930]August
[13:22.140]Irwindale
[13:23.700]2:30 in the afternoon
[13:24.210]Sunday Monday
[13:24.630]Funny Cars
[13:26.430]Walnut
[13:26.760]Friday
[13:26.970]City of Industry
[13:27.750]Big John Mazamanian
[13:37.410]So when the phone rang
[13:40.680]In the secret briefcase
[13:43.470]Thank you
[13:44.490]A strong masculine hand
[13:47.460]With a wristwatch
[13:48.990]And flexy bracelet
[13:52.410]Grabbed it
[13:54.840]And answered
[13:57.090]In a deep calmly assured voice：
[14:02.760]Yes this is he what a mountain with a tree growing off of its shoulder
[14:13.350]You're fulla s**t man what what uh are are you sure
[14:18.270]Oh well alright let me write this down then sorta take a few notes here to new york
[14:28.830]Causing untold destruction
[14:33.720]My baby my baby my baby my baby oh
[14:34.530]My baby my baby my baby my baby
[14:35.580]My baby my baby
[14:36.030]My baby my baby my baby
[14:43.500]My baby my baby
[14:44.220]My baby my baby my baby
[14:48.150]Wanted for draft evasion
[14:54.000]Can I can I fly there immediately and reason with him
[15:00.210]An expense account and per diem too
[15:08.790]Some men say he could dance
[15:13.230]Yes he could dance
[15:15.750]And here it is ladies and gentlemen
[15:18.000]The studebaker hoch dancing lesson &cosmic prayer for guidance featuring aynsley dunbar
[15:26.430]Twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly hey
[15:33.420]Right hand from the heart uh
[15:35.430]Professional
[15:36.690]Left hand from the heart uh
[15:38.820]Exquisite
[15:40.140]Right hand from the heart uh
[15:42.900]Homunculus
[15:43.380]Left hand from the left shoulder
[15:46.290]To the heart uh
[15:48.960]Twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly hey
[15:55.830]There were a number of rumors circulating about studebaker hoch recently
[16:02.550]Consider if you will the rumors that have spread that he could write
[16:07.020]The lord's prayer on the head of a pin
[16:11.640]Some men say he could write the lord's prayer
[16:16.200]On the head of a
[16:22.260]Head of a
[16:25.530]Head of a pin
[16:27.120]Three dog night
[16:39.900]Yeah
[16:48.270]Other still maintain the fact
[17:00.300]Good god
[17:06.569]He was born next to the frozen beef pies
[17:15.900]And that was the main influence on him
[17:28.890]Boldly springing into action he phoned his wife
[17:32.910]Who ran a modeling school
[17:34.680]Whereupon she he ran around the back of 'gimbel's'
[17:40.620]To see if he could find some big un used cardboard boxes
[17:46.620]After which he hit up gristede's for some 'kaiser broiler foil'
[17:52.890]Some 'aunt jemima syrup' and a pair of blunt scissors hey hey
[17:58.830]Yes and in the parking lot across the street from the
[18:01.920]One fifth avenue hotel
[18:03.750]In between a pair of customized trucks where nobody was looking
[18:07.980]He cut out a pair of really really nice wings and he covered 'em thoroughly with foil
[18:14.580]Thoroughly with foil thoroughly with foil
[18:20.340]Thoroughly with foil
[18:21.090]Thorougly with foil
[18:26.100]Thoroughly with foil
[18:36.180]Thoroughly with with foil
[18:46.740]Then he took those 'wings'
[18:48.570]And wedged one under each of his powerful arms and sneaked into a telephone booth
[19:00.120]He closed the door and he pulled down his gray denim bus driver type pants
[19:07.290]And he spread even amounts of aunt jemima syrup all over the inside of his legs
[19:11.970]Right underneath his boxer pretty shorts ha ha ha
[19:18.390]Soon the booth was filling with flies
[19:21.480]Help me help me help me
[19:25.830]He held open the legs of his boxer shorts so they could all get in
[19:30.480]Yes and when each and every one of those little
[19:34.050]Each and every one of those little cocksuckin' flies had gone into his boxer shorts
[19:37.440]And was lapping up all that good aunt jemima syrup
[19:40.950]He bent over and he put his head between his legs
[19:44.550]And he said to those little flies in a clear impressive voice
[19:54.030]New york
[19:55.740]And the booth and everything lifted up out of the parking lot and into the sky
[20:08.580]Studebaker
[20:09.510]Yeah yeah
[20:11.160]Studebaker
[20:12.000]Studebaker
[20:13.620]Studebaker
[20:14.580]Yeah yeah
[20:16.140]Studebaker
[20:17.010]Studebaker
[20:18.690]He's coating his legs
[20:19.830]With aunt jemima syrup up and down
[20:25.770]His shorts'll be filled with flies
[20:28.140]That will be buzzing all around
[20:31.080]Help me help me help me
[20:34.620]Stoodlabaker hoch
[20:35.130]He's really outa sight
[20:36.600]Stoodlabaker hoch
[20:37.710]He does it every night
[20:39.180]Stoodlabaker hoch
[20:40.290]He treats the flies all right
[20:41.820]Stoodla baker hoch
[20:42.840]That's why they never bite hey
[20:46.350]Please to new york
[20:47.010]Fly to new york
[20:51.300]He could be a dog
[20:55.020]Or a frog
[20:56.670]Or a lesbian queen
[21:00.030]Fly to new york
[21:03.300]He could be a nark
[21:05.130]Or a lady marine
[21:09.810]Or he might play dirty
[21:12.990]He's over thirty
[21:15.150]Getting old say I don't know
[21:24.840]His peculiar attire
[21:27.210]And the flies he require
[21:30.000]Keep leading him on
[21:34.830]Cause ethell is gone
[21:39.480]And the mountain she's on
[22:24.660]Please to new york
[25:51.240]Fly to new york
[25:51.630]Fly to new york
[26:10.980]I don't know
[26:16.230]His peculiar attire
[26:18.840]And the flies he require
[26:21.510]Keep leading him on
[26:26.310]Cause ethell is gone
[26:30.810]They keep leading him on
[26:36.120]Cause ethell is gone
[26:40.320]And the mountain she's on
[26:47.040]We join studebaker hoch standing on the edge of billy the mountain's mouth
[26:53.250]Billy I've come to reason with you
[26:57.840]Our great country needs you in the armed forces
[27:03.660]Why it's all fair and square the lottery you know your number came up
[27:10.020]You can't go on running like this forever
[27:13.500]Ethell shook her twigs angrily but studebaker hoch un ferturbed continued
[27:22.680]Listen you
[27:23.610]Cough cough
[27:24.540]Listen you communist son of a b***h
[27:27.660]You better get your a*s down there for your f**kin' physical
[27:31.770]Or I'll see to it that you get used for fill dirt
[27:35.370]In some impending new jersey marsh reclamation
[27:39.360]And your girl friend here will wind up disguised as a series of brooms
[27:44.730]Primitive ironing boards
[27:46.860]Or a dog house
[27:48.600]Get the
[27:49.110]Cough cough
[27:50.160]Get the picture
[27:51.420]Billy just laughed
[27:56.610]Ho ho ho if they think they're gonna draft me they're crazy
[28:02.340]Now you'd remember that studebaker hoch was standing on the edge of billy's mouth
[28:06.450]So that when he laughed he lost his balance and unfortunately fell
[28:11.700]Screaming two hundred feet into the rubble below
[28:26.610]That was only one hundred feet you carnaby cutie
[28:28.980]Let's hear another set
[28:39.750]Which only goes to prove
[28:45.210]A mountain is something
[28:49.950]You don't want to f**k with
[28:52.770]You don't want to f**k with
[28:56.190]Don't f**k around
[28:57.960]Don't f**k around
[28:59.220]Don't f**k with billy
[29:01.770]And don't f**k with ethell
[29:04.860]You saw what just happened
[29:07.380]To the guy with the flies
[29:40.500]With
[29:47.100]Biddilly biddilly
[29:47.220]Biddilly biddilly biddilly
[29:49.080]Biddilly
[29:50.370]The
[29:53.550]Mountin
[29:53.700]Biddilly
[29:56.820]The
[30:12.120]Mountin
[30:12.210]Thank you for coming to our concert
[30:13.770]Good night