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[ti:It's A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This]
[ar:Frank Zappa]
[al:Playground Psychotics]
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[00:00.740]It's a good thing we get paid to do this
[00:03.790]I could be in L A getting reamed
[00:05.230]Listening to an Elton John album
[00:07.970]Don't even talk about getting reamed
[00:10.910]Listen I've been without female companionship for so long
[00:13.720]A career as a Jesuit monk was inviting
[00:17.280]Ian is starting to look good to me
[00:19.580]Must be his green velour socks
[00:22.550]Just calm down there Duke
[00:23.970]Ever since you left the jazz world to seek fame and fortune in the rock'n'roll industry
[00:28.650]What do you mean rock'n'roll
[00:30.710]This f**king band doesn't even play rock'n'roll it's all that comedy crap
[00:35.400]If we play any rock'n'roll we might make some money
[00:37.900]I wouldn't mind playing some rock'n'roll
[00:40.380]Uh I like classical music too
[00:41.490]But that doesn't mean I wouln't enjoy playing rock'n'roll
[00:43.620]I mean it's not very challenging intelectually
[00:48.120]But I wouldn't mind if we did some rock'n'roll We could vote on it
[00:51.670]Vote on it for what
[00:53.110]To tell Zappa we wanna play some good music instead of this comedy sh*t
[00:56.540]Aynsley: I wouldn't mind playing some more rock'n'roll
[00:58.410]It'd be more commercial sort of heavy
[01:00.840]Four parts harmony group vocals and a very heavy beat
[01:04.030]That the kids could enjoy it I think we'd definitely make more money that way
[01:08.770]Maybe after we finish the movie we could play more rock'n'roll
[01:11.950]Yeah We all quit and form other groups and play more rock'n'roll
[01:16.140]And more blues extended blues
[01:18.700]Blues that's still down and funky
[01:21.060]Even though you extended it
[01:22.370]George knows what I'm talking about don't you George
[01:25.050]Leave me out of it I come from the jazz world
[01:27.990]I know all about these groups that get formed and disappear
[01:31.420]With their extensions waving in the moonlight
[01:33.350]You just calm down there Duke
[01:34.610]Maybe we could all form a group
[01:36.350]We can elect a leader Howard we can call it Howard Kaylan World
[01:40.040]We wouldn't have to have any leader
[01:42.410]We could just jam a lot
[01:44.580]There was have to have a really heavy beat and be really commercial so the kids could enjoy it
[01:49.320]I want to get laid I'm so horny I can't stand it
[01:53.750]Listen if you think for a minute that anybody likes this comedy music we've been playing you're crazy That's why you don't get laid
[01:59.490]Who wants to f**k a comedian
[02:01.000]None of these girls can take you seriously
[02:04.550]Hey man you should be careful talking about that kind of stuff
[02:07.620]Why does he listen
[02:08.480]Ian: He always listens
[02:09.790]He's always watching and listening to all the guys in the band
[02:12.540]I've been in the band for years and I know
[02:14.970]He always listens believe me
[02:16.480]That's how he gets his material He listens to us being natural
[02:19.720]Friendly humorous and good-natured
[02:21.150]Then he rips us off
[02:22.900]Sneaks off in the secret room someplace and boils it in ammonia
[02:25.770]And gets it perverted Then he brings it back to us in rehearsal and makes us play it
[02:30.950]I've been in the group for years and let me tell you that is exactly
[02:34.380]That is precisely what he does: He steals all his material
[02:37.310]And the stuff he doesn't steal
[02:38.810]Murray Roman writes for him Listen