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[ti:Psycho Street]
[ar:Richard Thompson]
[al:Rumor And Sigh]
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[00:00.000]Psycho Street - Richard Thompson
[00:18.299]A man sits down to write a letter
[00:20.079]But instead he writes a book
[00:21.809]The book begins
[00:22.869]Dear Sir I don't if you're interested but you're wife is a whore
[00:30.229]A man gets on a train and proceeds to take all his clothes off
[00:34.269]He begins to play with himself and he says
[00:37.519]"In my country this is definitely not offensive"
[00:43.729]A man pours petrol through his neighbour's letterbox
[00:46.258]And throws in a match
[00:47.478]The house is engulfed in flames
[00:49.078]As the neighbours jump from the upstairs window
[00:51.528]He films the whole thing on video
[00:54.308]He plays it back to them later in hospital
[00:56.608]"Things have been pretty dull at home without you" he says
[01:03.878]A man pushes a lawn mower two hundred miles on his knees
[01:06.538]To the tomb of the unknown gardener
[01:08.648]"Great one" he cries"I've done my penance I bring my offering
[01:13.577]Grant me grant me grant me pest-free roses"
[01:25.517]Psycho Street friendly people down on Psycho Street
[01:31.647]Good neighbours down on Psycho Street
[01:35.627]And if you need a hand need a friend we understand
[01:42.806]And if you need a pal we'll be there anyhow
[01:53.866]Psycho Street Psycho Street Psycho Street
[02:07.456]A man stakes his neighbour's cat to the barbecue and turns on the gas
[02:11.716]"Now are you going to talk" he says
[02:13.355]"Or am I going to have to get nasty"
[02:18.375]A man has an inflatable doll made
[02:20.355]That looks exactly like his wife
[02:22.155]He murders his wife dissolves her body in acid
[02:25.055]And marries the doll
[02:26.835]Three years later he leaves her for another doll
[02:33.825]A man hands his son a brick and says
[02:35.804]"Son throw this brick through the greenhouse next door"
[02:38.254]The boy does
[02:39.304]The boy next door throws one back
[02:41.234]It hits the man on the head and mortally wounds him
[02:43.914]"Ah well" he says as his life blood trickles away
[02:47.514]"Boys will be boys"
[02:51.414]A thoughtful woman sends her best friend a parcel
[02:54.094]Inside it says is a free sample full body beauty treatment
[02:59.223]But really it contains acids and chemicals
[03:02.423]When her friend tries it her hair falls out
[03:04.943]Her face is wrinkled and her body scarred
[03:08.623]The thoughtful woman turns to her husband and winks
[03:11.623]And says"Pre-emptive strike"
[03:18.531]Psycho Street friendly people down on Psycho Street
[03:24.771]Good neighbours down on Psycho Street
[03:29.071]If you need a hand need a friend we understand
[03:36.101]And if you need a pal we'll be there anyhow
[03:43.461]Oh Psycho Street Psycho Street Psycho Street
[03:53.961]Psycho Street Psycho Street Psycho Street