[04:47.00]It always happens in coffee shops
[04:47.00]And I'm always hungover when someone wants to talk
[04:47.00]And don't get me wrong, I like talking when it's a healthy back- and-forth exchange
[04:47.00]But some people always wanna lecture me and try to make me change
[04:47.00]He says 'You are a mystery, aren't you'
[04:47.00]And considering he hasn't shut up long enough for me to string two words together
[04:47.00]Yes that's me, Miss Mystery
[04:47.00]And he's quiet for a time
[04:47.00]And I think that might be a good sign
[04:47.00]Til there's a glint in his eye and I realise he's just making more sentences in his mind
[04:47.00]And here it comes, and there's nothing I can do
[04:47.00]I take a sip, I take a breath
[04:47.00]He licks his lips and he's opening his mouth, and it's:
[04:47.00]Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
[04:47.00]Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
[04:47.00]Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
[04:47.00]blah blah dog diggity blah
[04:47.00]Like a steamtrain
[04:47.00]Like an onslaught
[04:47.00]Like a machine gun loaded with your opinions but it's incoherent ammunition and your words aren't very wounding weapons when they're inflicted on me
[04:47.00]And I know you mean well
[04:47.00]With your deep wells of advice
[04:47.00]And your buckets of swelled self-righteousness
[04:47.00]Hell, you're just trying to be nice
[04:47.00]And you're nice, but you state your views like they are facts of life
[04:47.00]And I hate that, and I tell you
[04:47.00]And I brace myself for the reply, it's gonna be:
[04:47.00]Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
[04:47.00]Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
[04:47.00]Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
[04:47.00]blah blah dog diggity blah
[04:47.00]He says, 'You never were much of a talker'
[04:47.00]Well this isn't talking
[04:47.00]This is being cornered
[04:47.00]I'm being cornered by you
[04:47.00]And I can't get away
[04:47.00]From this table for two
[04:47.00]in the corner of this bright corner caf�
[04:47.00]And didn't we have this same conversation last week?
[04:47.00]It's not that I don't like you - I just wish you wouldn't speak:
[04:47.00]Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
[04:47.00]Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
[04:47.00]Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
[04:47.00]blah blah dog diggity blah
[04:47.00]I see he's made a list
[04:47.00]Of pressing topics of discussion
[04:47.00]Competing with the clanking coffee cup percussion
[04:47.00]And I guess we'll start with number one
[04:47.00]On the first A4 page
[04:47.00]Past the setting of the sun
[04:47.00]And the pouring of the lattes
[04:47.00]And here it comes, it's coming and there's nothing anyone can do
[04:47.00]I take a sip
[04:47.00]I grip the chair
[04:47.00]He opens his big, wet slippery mouth:
[04:47.00]Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
[04:47.00]Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
[04:47.00]Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
[04:47.00]blah blah dog diggity blah