[03:16.00]作曲 : Van Der Vlugt
[03:16.00]I've got an itch that I can't fix
[03:16.00]I'm gonna get your mother to mix me a drink
[03:16.00]Just think
[03:16.00]She takes my hand to put it up her skirt
[03:16.00]I'll call you up to dish the dirt on her
[03:16.00]So it doesn't reoccur
[03:16.00]Your Ma will do it
[03:16.00]I don't know where to hide
[03:16.00]Before I know it her hand's inside
[03:16.00]I know the damage that she can do with her hands untied
[03:16.00]I try to keep her on hubbie's work
[03:16.00]But if I don't stop she'll think I'm a jerk
[03:16.00]A jerk
[03:16.00]Go on!
[03:16.00]Upper grade...
[03:16.00]I've got a problem with someone's mum
[03:16.00]But she relieves me of my daily humdrum
[03:16.00]And while I stand there taking off her dress
[03:16.00]I guess I'm in a mess
[03:16.00]Cos she wants a boy with the teenage drive
[03:16.00]And knock his socks off his teenage life
[03:16.00]And then I remember - She's your daddy's wife