[ilingku:142]
[ver:v1.0]
[ti:Vermillion Kisses]
[ar:Barry Adamson]
[al:Oedipus Schmoedipus]
[by:]
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[00:00.471]Once upon a time
[00:01.681]A very handsome prince was walking along Dead Man's Trail
[00:06.841]Morning had just about broken
[00:08.601]And the wings of tiny birds cut through the rays of the sun
[00:12.411]Casting slithering shadows as they went about their pleasure
[00:16.660]The handsome prince was preparing to engage in this splendour
[00:20.300]When all of a sudden he noticed a beautiful
[00:22.990]And quite voluptuous maiden travelling towards him in slow motion
[00:28.529]"Oh my god"
[00:29.409]Thought the handsome prince with shameful excitement
[00:32.429]"she's incredible and so very stimulating"
[00:37.458]As the beautiful maiden approached him
[00:39.788]He gathered all of his resources plucked up courage
[00:42.958]And gave her one of his special curtseys
[00:45.147]That would hopefully see him in with a chance
[00:47.487]When he realised she was very tearful if not completely crushed
[00:53.844]The handsome prince swallowed a wave of guilt
[00:56.574]As the beautiful maiden now openly stood before him
[00:59.273]Sobbing her heart out
[01:01.653]Realising something was terribly wrong
[01:04.243]The handsome prince put all of his hang-ups on the shelf and asked:
[01:08.073]"What are you so inconceivably sad about if I may be so bold to enquire"
[01:13.572]The beautiful maiden gave a big sigh
[01:16.672]Which seemed to last a lifetime
[01:19.062]As the handsome prince sat on the edge of his metaphorical seat
[01:23.362]In preparation for her answer
[01:25.702]She announced:"I've just seen my therapist
[01:29.382]Who's convinced I have a borderline personality disorder with narcissistic traits
[01:34.562]Which means I'll be unhappy all my life
[01:36.782]As nobody will be able to measure up to the fantastically high standards
[01:40.431]That I just can't help but impose on them"
[01:44.171]The handsome prince's heart exploded with joy
[01:47.851]As in this moment he fell strangely and completely in love
[01:52.820]"Why that's outrageous who is this doctor of misery"
[01:56.890]The beautiful maiden had broken into the tiniest of smiles
[02:00.649]And on seeing she had the handsome prince by the short and curlies
[02:04.529]She began to weave a little magic here and a little magic there
[02:08.839]"I've never met anyone like you before
[02:11.259]Not only are you compassionate
[02:13.489]You're also very handsome
[02:15.727]I've lost my purse and the keys to my hovel
[02:18.797]And it looks like storm and I was wondering"
[02:22.327]The Handsome Prince floundered slightly then ejaculated:
[02:25.527]"You're so very beautiful
[02:27.457]I think I might die if I don't invite you to my castle
[02:30.786]At the end of this trail"
[02:32.694]"Would you like to kiss me my handsome prince"
[02:35.984]His knees began to knock as he lent
[02:38.034]Towards the voluptuous maiden in implicit expectation
[02:42.262]When they kissed
[02:44.072]The handsome prince felt a wave of nausea
[02:46.552]And a pain in his chest as blood began to now pour from it
[02:50.282]And the tiny birds dipped in the morning light and said
[02:53.172]"goodbye" to the handsome prince
[02:55.312]Who folded into a heap on Dead Man's Trail
[02:58.262]The beautiful maiden exclaiming:"Ah there is one born every minute"